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AIDS is cured!

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corona
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claims North Korea.

They say they've developed a drug that can prevent and cure AIDS, MERS, SARS, and Ebola.

Thank god someone in this world is getting shit done.


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/19/north-korea-cure-mers-aids-ebola-vaccine
Jun 19 2015 11:46AM
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PacificRimJob
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Psh. They couldn't even cure cancer? wack.
Jun 19 2015 11:53AM
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louie.mirags
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"The secretive state did not provide proof, and the claim is likely to provoke widespread skepticism."

yeah i am skeptical as fuck. If it is true then it is going to be expensive as fuck:

"scientists developed Kumdang-2 from ginseng grown from fertiliser mixed with rare-earth elements and “micro-quantities of gold and platinum”"

I will believe it when I see it
Jun 19 2015 11:54AM
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TheBigApple
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"scientists developed Kumdang-2 from ginseng grown from fertiliser mixed with rare-earth elements and “micro-quantities of gold and platinum”"

So ginseng cures cancer because all that is already in soil naturally.
Jun 19 2015 12:14PM
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*Nickdel*
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No surprise Kim Jung Un found the cure for AIDS. Guy is genius
Jun 19 2015 12:22PM
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hishighnesss
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making jokes about AIDS, nice
Jun 19 2015 12:23PM
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shin-bang
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This thread has aids.










looks like only the North Koreans can cure you of this disease op.
Jun 19 2015 12:43PM
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corona
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shin-bangThis thread has aids.










looks like only the North Koreans can cure you of this disease op.


Shit.

This is going to be an awkward phone call with your mum.
Jun 19 2015 12:59PM
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brett_fisher
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this is old news magic Kyle and cartman already did it.
Jun 19 2015 8:09PM
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CHORIZO
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How could kim jung un aquire aids when he has no butthole?
Jun 19 2015 9:00PM
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Peter.
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come on guys, stop acting like north korea isn't the best country in the world. everyone knows that
Jun 19 2015 9:06PM
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LightSyde
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c'mon, we are talking about the same guys who couldn't even launch a missle more than 2 miles off shore.

mind you that the north korean outlet where this information came from is also the same people responsible for claiming that North Korea had discovered a unicorn lair back in 2012.
Jun 20 2015 9:43AM
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byubound
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*Nickdel*No surprise Kim Jung Un found the cure for AIDS. Guy is genius

Not to mention one of the best athletes ever to grace this planet.
Jun 20 2015 10:41AM
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Slush
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louie.mirags"scientists developed Kumdang-2 from ginseng grown from fertiliser mixed with rare-earth elements and “micro-quantities of gold and platinum”"


It sounds like dirt

Kim Jong un has cured aids
with dirt
Jun 20 2015 10:44AM
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steezburgereddie
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VinnieFShit.

This is going to be an awkward phone call with your mum.


Don't forget to call his dad as well.
Jun 21 2015 11:40AM
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