I have an Ancient Humour course and I need help to finish this story with a bang if u know what I mean. Make the ending funny and best one receives a $5 value of stickers. I don't post much here but you guys are pretty funny so here go at er'.
In the town of Bagdad lived a very rich family called the Barmecides. One day, a beggar in the town, named Shakashik came to their house to ask for alms. The patriarch of the family invited him in and said, “I can do better than that: let me treat you to a banquet.” Shakashik was delighted, until, once he had sat down with his host at dinner, the servants brought in soup bowls that were – empty. His host pretended to be blowing on hot soup and sipping it slowly, and Shakashik, who for all his poverty knew proper etiquette, did the same. When the host asked if he liked his soup, he replied it was excellent. Then the Barmecide called for the next course, which was also make-believe, and both men again pretended to eat and enjoy it. This went on through many more courses including desert, until finally the host called for wine. He poured nothing into two large glasses and the two men began to drink the wine... (Insert penis/ending here)