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Best Way To Wake Someone Up

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selfiejesus
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,810
Troy is currently passed tf out on the couch. How do I wake him up?
May 16 2015 8:16PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
May 16 2015 8:21PM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319

but adapted for your couch, so toss it under his blanket
May 16 2015 8:27PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51297 - Karma: 157,990
Blow cocaine up his nose with a straw. Works every time.

Pretty solid message of "HEY YOU! GET THE FUCK UP AND PARTY!"
May 16 2015 8:30PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36726 - Karma: 111,047
this and loud speakers
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/770837/Slayer---Angel-of-Death--Lyrics-
May 16 2015 8:35PM
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SteezNutz
Posts: 71 - Karma: 1,591
Open his mouth and drop a ten strip of acid down his troat, He wont sleep for a month
May 16 2015 8:43PM
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jackdonovan
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 3,079
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPht_LY0x-k


this
May 16 2015 8:45PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,997
give him a sternal rub. that ish hurts
May 16 2015 9:12PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525
Surprise butt sex.
May 16 2015 9:16PM
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nochill
Posts: 144 - Karma: 624
elbow drop him
May 16 2015 9:24PM
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ghosthop
Posts: 631 - Karma: 1,027
slap him in the face with your huge cock
May 16 2015 9:36PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
vacuum, feather or poke him with something from an extremely long distance.
May 16 2015 10:23PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
Penis
May 16 2015 10:32PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/770853/He-tried-to-warn-us-
May 17 2015 12:03AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51297 - Karma: 157,990
^ What the fuck did I just watch
May 17 2015 12:20AM
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Nikolaus
Posts: 863 - Karma: 995
stick his dick in a vacuum and turn it to full power. Or you could dress up like an axe murderer and tap him with your ax to wake him up.
May 17 2015 12:38AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
If we're being honest here, there is no better wakeup than the blowjob alarm clock
May 17 2015 12:38AM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
soulskierIf we're being honest here, there is no better wakeup than the blowjob alarm clock


errrr i'm pretty sure they're siblings
May 17 2015 5:10AM
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CliffyByro
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Wasabi
May 17 2015 7:48AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
nutz.errrr i'm pretty sure they're siblings


Shit, my bad
May 17 2015 9:35AM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
Just gently tap his shoulder and ask him to wake up.
May 17 2015 10:09AM
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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,555
ALLAH U AKBAR
May 17 2015 10:13AM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
put as many socks on his face as you have until he wakes from his slumber
May 17 2015 11:05AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36726 - Karma: 111,047
soulskierIf we're being honest here, there is no better wakeup than the blowjob alarm clock


Lol this
May 17 2015 11:59AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
put a lighter to his foot.
May 17 2015 3:23PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
May 17 2015 4:21PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
nutz.errrr i'm pretty sure they're siblings


even better
May 17 2015 10:55PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
We once set off a string of firecrackers in a metal trash can amidst a cabin of sleeping people.

It worked.
May 18 2015 10:47AM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
nutz.errrr i'm pretty sure they're siblings


So
May 18 2015 12:01PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
LiteratureWe once set off a string of firecrackers in a metal trash can amidst a cabin of sleeping people.

It worked.


This has my vote
May 18 2015 3:39PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
LiteratureWe once set off a string of firecrackers in a metal trash can amidst a cabin of sleeping people.

It worked.


So. Bad. Ass..
May 19 2015 12:09PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Shoot him in the leg so he can't run away, then slowly skin him dry and end his silly little nap with a bullet through his skull
May 19 2015 1:10PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
WampireShoot him in the leg so he can't run away, then slowly skin him dry and end his silly little nap with a bullet through his skull


Dude.....
May 19 2015 1:40PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Has he not woke up yet? Hope everything is ok.
May 19 2015 2:05PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Fred_BearDude.....


Yeah?

May 19 2015 7:14PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
nutz.errrr i'm pretty sure they're siblings


uncledaddy
May 19 2015 10:18PM
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