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Summer skiing idea: When the earth will be too warm to ski

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JimmyGreen
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Well as days grow longer and i find myself wanting to ski again, with a bit of thinking, I have decided i have come up with a pretty good way to practise mogul skiing in the summer

It occured to me last night when i was at a roller blade disco with my parents that skiing and rollerblading are very similar. As an avid mogulator, I instantly went home and sketched out a plan for a mogul skiers summer setup. similar to a skatepark, i had created the first ever concrete downhill mogul course for rollerbladers

My dad Lars Tynes is a very good handy man and instantly fixed up the course in our backyard out of concrete. i am yet to try it but i just wanted to tell u all I have trademarked the idea so u cant use it hahahah but nah its all chill guys relax a little and enjoy some concrete moguls! lars even built the jump for me and its huge!
May 5 2015 5:19AM
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shepux
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TheGreenRoomi was at a roller blade disco with my parents


lol
May 5 2015 5:36AM
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Ghini
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TheGreenRoomMy dad Lars Tynes


lol

TheGreenRoomi just wanted to tell u all I have trademarked the idea so u cant use it hahahah


lol
May 5 2015 5:41AM
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kalle.
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if it's legit, all i'd think of concrete moguls is that they would be really fucking scetchy and scary.
May 5 2015 5:52AM
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steezburgereddie
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you should just quit now.
May 5 2015 7:59AM
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CashmereCat
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Concrete moguls sound like the worst possible idea. Falling in moguls is already rough, concrete though... Nope.
May 5 2015 9:26AM
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cozzey
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Dont fall and your okay... Sounds like a bitch though.
May 5 2015 11:27AM
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McLS
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yep that's as far as I went xD
May 5 2015 11:31AM
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VD.
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TheGreenRoomIt occured to me last night when i was at a roller blade disco with my parents that skiing and rollerblading are very similar. As an avid mogulator


I know your type OP...
May 5 2015 11:31AM
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WI_skier
Posts: 174 - Karma: 302
The amount of fucked up threads made by this user the past 24 hours is exponential.
May 5 2015 11:55AM
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steeze_louise
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OP you might as well come out of the closet right now
May 5 2015 12:39PM
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C_dub
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I can almost hear him explaining to the doctors...
May 5 2015 1:04PM
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cozzey
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"Roller blade disco" and "avid mogulator" the drugs man...
May 5 2015 4:43PM
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VD.
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WI_skierThe amount of fucked up threads made by this user the past 24 hours is exponential.


Given that he's got his location set as HI and his profile instructs us to "tune into the new skiing generation", I'm going to hazard a guess that he's an elaborate troll.
May 5 2015 4:55PM
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e~b
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and this only a preview to summer ns...
May 5 2015 5:56PM
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WI_skier
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VD.Given that he's got his location set as HI and his profile instructs us to "tune into the new skiing generation", I'm going to hazard a guess that he's an elaborate troll.


I noticed that too. Hopefully the new generation of skiing isn't more people like op
May 5 2015 7:43PM
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WVskiing
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best thread of the weak
May 5 2015 8:10PM
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VD.
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WI_skierHopefully the new generation of skiing isn't more people like op


By that you mean self proclaimed avid mogulators.
May 5 2015 9:32PM
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Mr.noodle
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I feel like summer wont be a thing anymore if there is no winter
May 5 2015 10:04PM
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WI_skier
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VD.By that you mean self proclaimed avid mogulators.


truuu there was at least 10 pro skiers op said he had associated himself with including his "father"

If this isn't a troll i don't know what is
May 5 2015 10:43PM
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.Hugo.
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I like you op
May 6 2015 10:37AM
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BennyBagels
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SO C00L CHECk 0UT MY PR0000FILE BRO
May 6 2015 7:50PM
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