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What to do with extra stones

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.GaperMan.
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So I have just moved into a house on the lake. near the shore there are around 200 stones used to hold an old gravel pit or something. the stones are around 8" long 6" thick and 4" tall. not sure what I want to do with them. Any answer helps. +k to you
May 3 2015 1:08PM 146 4
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byubound
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 3,637
Throw them at passing cars and pedestrians
May 3 2015 1:09PM 27 0
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Big_Spence
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arrange them in a giant penis shape in your yard visible from space.
May 3 2015 1:14PM 15 0
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FKNA
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dickrabbitthe stones are around 8" long 6" thick and 4" tall


boof them for sure
May 3 2015 1:20PM 6 1
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Mingg
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Sell them to Geopper
May 3 2015 1:21PM 23 1
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nochill
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Throw them in the lake
May 3 2015 1:31PM 3 0
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yangumane
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you stoner
May 3 2015 1:32PM 8 0
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fresh_prince
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make a rock fort
May 3 2015 1:49PM 6 0
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stupendous-man
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make an island
May 3 2015 2:30PM 0 0
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mike759
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throw them into your neighbor's yard
May 3 2015 2:30PM 1 0
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gotti
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fortifications
May 3 2015 2:43PM 0 0
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Olimar
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ship them to baltimore so they can be thrown at innocent pedestrians property
May 3 2015 2:45PM 10 0
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crotchvent
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Could make a sweet fire pit or some kind of bench or a fort
May 3 2015 3:03PM 0 0
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corona
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Stone oven.
May 3 2015 3:20PM 0 0
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17354 - Karma: 28,127
Firepit
line the shore with them
retaining wall?
Put em in your pants to make your johnson look huge
May 3 2015 3:21PM 8 0
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galardogod
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Smoke them
May 3 2015 3:22PM 0 0
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CaelW
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Horseshoe pit
May 3 2015 5:24PM 0 1
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Wampire
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Glue googly eyes to them so you have a bunch of cool rock friends
May 3 2015 5:33PM 15 0
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mhuddy_22
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Build them up into a big hill, then in the winter when the snow covers it up use it as a ramp and make a rail setup.
May 3 2015 6:41PM 0 0
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rawmeet
Posts: 10 - Karma: -4
Sell them to a landscape company could probably make some decent money off of them rocks are expensive.
May 3 2015 6:41PM 0 0
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lands11
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rawmeetSell them to a landscape company could probably make some decent money off of them rocks are expensive.


As a landscape foreman, you would probably have a hard time selling them to a landscape company. Buying from a quarry/gravel yard is usually far cheaper and convenient depending on the stone type.

I second the firepit/retaining wall depending on the type of stone.
May 3 2015 8:25PM 0 0
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B.Gillis
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MinggSell them to Geopper


This is the greatest thing you have ever said, thank you for the 5 minutes my coworker and I just killed laughing
May 3 2015 9:38PM 1 0
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SkiThe603
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dig firepit. use stones to build barrier between fire and people. fire
May 3 2015 11:57PM 0 0
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dingus
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Drop them on your toes to see which breed of rock hurts the worst
May 3 2015 11:59PM 13 0
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-WZ-
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MinggSell them to Geopper


I died
May 4 2015 2:13AM 0 0
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spookkyy
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-WZ-I died


RIP
May 4 2015 2:18AM 3 0
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Slush
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dingusDrop them on your toes to see which breed of rock hurts the worst


Can't stop laughing
May 4 2015 8:57AM 0 0
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Dobber
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Make a rock-themed restaurant like the creepy old guy that lives by me.

May 4 2015 9:16AM 3 0
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Peter.
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save them for the next time you need to riot. these sound perfect for throwing through windows
May 4 2015 9:37AM 1 1
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