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I Sweat Profusely

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qazwsxedc34
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I don’t know what it is butt my ass sweats profusely. I literally do not have to be doing anything for it to sweat.

I like to think of myself as more evolved, actually more primitive than my peers, which might be a good thing. IDK I’m fucked.

Antiperspirants don’t work, baby powder does not work.

It’s very embarrassing when my jeans turn a different color because of my primitiveness.
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Apr 28 2015 5:31PM
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liamrashotte
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Great story
Apr 28 2015 5:32PM
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qazwsxedc34
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I need help, I seriously need someone who has figured out a solution. If my only option is ass surgery, I’ll do it.
Apr 28 2015 6:15PM
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qazwsxedc34
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I’m told that I have more sweat pours around my whale eye, and surgery will block them up
Apr 28 2015 6:23PM
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Spagett+
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actual picture of OP:
Apr 28 2015 6:24PM
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SteezOnSkis12
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Spagett+actual picture of OP:


Wrong.
OP on his computer

Apr 28 2015 6:36PM
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Mr.noodle
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Put a sponge down there, it will absorb the sweat then replace when needed
Apr 28 2015 6:50PM
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GayWolf420
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- DON'T shave your asshole

- Wipe better so you don't get any muddbutt/swamp-ass, there was a few times over the summer I had to shit really bad with very minimal time allowed at work, did a bad wipe job, and then had to deal with the consequences while I drove a truck around for 8 hours.



- Deodorant and other anti-perspirants would probably just make your ass feel weird all day, so id stop that.


- Maybe lose weight? no offense but I do know larger people tend to be more sweaty.


hope that helps, but if it doesn't, just starting wearing darker tones and drenching yourself in cologne or something. maybe dryer sheets in the drawers could work, too.
Apr 28 2015 6:57PM
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PacificRimJob
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Assless chaps.
Apr 28 2015 6:59PM
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schusson
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DingoSeanAssless chaps.


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Apr 28 2015 7:02PM
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no_steeze
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Invent a tiny dehumidifier and stick it up your ass
Apr 28 2015 7:05PM
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000000000000
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Apr 28 2015 8:03PM
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Chubbs.
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i suggest yah get yourself sum of this!
Apr 28 2015 8:18PM
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sbarlett
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surgery ftw
Apr 28 2015 8:30PM
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isaacwrong
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/768687/Schweddy-Balls
Apr 28 2015 8:33PM
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XtRemE11
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I sweat like crazy, but all over. and it sucks. ive gotten way more fit and i would have thought that would help but it doesnt. i can be just be walking at a somewhat fast pace and start leaking like crazy. such a pain in the ass.
Apr 28 2015 10:09PM
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momentz
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looks like you are a canidate for depends. Little earlier than expected but no big deal
Apr 28 2015 10:37PM
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Slush
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Just stick the mighty thirsty up your ass

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/768715/The-Real-Mighty-Thirsty
Apr 28 2015 10:44PM
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qazwsxedc34
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XtRemE11I sweat like crazy, but all over. and it sucks. ive gotten way more fit and i would have thought that would help but it doesnt. i can be just be walking at a somewhat fast pace and start leaking like crazy. such a pain in the ass.


That sucks. If I had to pinpoint the area I sweat most, it is the sacral. That part right above the crack near your lower back.

I really do not sweat anywhere else except this spot. I’m not overweight either and in pretty good shape.
Apr 28 2015 10:47PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Someone is vote barraging the crap out of this thread.

I hope it doesn’t have anything to do with jealousy or desperation. Just read someone of the solutions!
Apr 28 2015 10:50PM
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ABalls
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CONAIR_BUSCEMISomeone is vote barraging the crap out of this thread.

I hope it doesn’t have anything to do with jealousy or desperation. Just read someone of the solutions!


I don't think its that, it's probably that your body cools itself at a different rate than others, obviously a much higher rate. I sweat like crazy but it's all over, I'm in shape too I just sweat a lot.
Apr 28 2015 11:29PM
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JAHpow
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Sounds like you need a tampon in between your cheeks.
Apr 29 2015 1:28AM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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Duluth Trading Company Bear Naked Underwear. Eliminates all forms of swamp ass, perfect for the summer, best underwear I have ever worn EVER. Its worth the expensive price.
Apr 29 2015 10:01AM
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.Hugo.
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Foxxy-BangDuluth Trading Company Bear Naked Underwear. Eliminates all forms of swamp ass, perfect for the summer, best underwear I have ever worn EVER. Its worth the expensive price.


*buck naked


But that store is the fucking best
Apr 29 2015 11:32AM
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ANDR01D
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Pretend you're Scottish and start wearing kilts
Apr 29 2015 12:12PM
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cornholio
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CONAIR_BUSCEMISomeone is vote barraging the crap out of this thread.

I hope it doesn’t have anything to do with jealousy or desperation. Just read someone of the solutions!


your threads are bad and you should feel bad
Apr 29 2015 12:28PM
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coldcuts69
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Google? Wild idea I know.
Apr 29 2015 7:19PM
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Negromancer
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Botox in the ass. I'm being serious, botox stops you from sweating, people get it in their hands to stop them from getting sweaty hands, it lasts for about 8 months I believe before you need another shot.
Apr 29 2015 7:38PM
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daannnnieel
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dont drink so much coffee
Apr 29 2015 7:57PM
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qazwsxedc34
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NegromancerBotox in the ass. I'm being serious, botox stops you from sweating, people get it in their hands to stop them from getting sweaty hands, it lasts for about 8 months I believe before you need another shot.


Nah, I’m fine, I’ll just get the ass surgery
Apr 29 2015 8:54PM
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