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Goon stuff to do at parties?

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Slush
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Whatdap NS!

So I know most of the replies WOULD be booze related, but here's this.
Me and my friends are not over the age to drink, and we don't want to piss off our parents and honestly I don't really want to get drunk, so what do you guys think would be some dumb stuff to do at parties?

For example, last time, me and my friends bought the grossest diet soda we could find, and the first person to finish the soda won 20$. The last person had to wait an hour to pee.

Another is gross pong. Play beer pong, except instead of beer, use the grossest drink you can make in the blender. Makes for a tense fun game that you can use to get back at your friends :D

What do you guys do/think might be more fun dumb stuff to do (NO BOOZE)
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Wheaty214
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pow_pow~sorry brah but you dont know what youre missing out on





Can someone please explain what the hell is going on here?
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Jesse.White
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Willgum
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Wheaty214Can someone please explain what the hell is going on here?


Just a guess, but I think the clothesline thingy has a bag of wine taped to it, and they spin the thingy and whoever it lands on has to drink?
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Steezy_IN_KC
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WillgumJust a guess, but I think the clothesline thingy has a bag of wine taped to it, and they spin the thingy and whoever it lands on has to drink?


My thoughts exactly.
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seward
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play the ol classic thunderstruck.

everyone grabs a drink, gets in a circle and start listening to AC/DC's Thunderstruck.
number everyone from 1 to however many people you have in said circle.
starting at person #1, when you hear THUNDER, start drinking and dont stop. Then when you hear THUNDER again, person #1 stops drinking, and person #2 starts.
repeat for persons #3, #4 etc etc etc until song is done.

Works well with many other catchy tunes as well.

and i know you said no booze, so just substitute booze for piss or something.

have fun op.
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skiersupreme
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steal any good food, small clothing items like hats etc. one time my friend stole a thing of tooth picks and chocolate covered blueberries. we had a chuckle about it on the way home
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YoungWookiee
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coming from a person who hosts parties quite a bit to all the people that are saying to steal shit and are being serious you're fucking faggots
i had a like 150+ person rager last year and it was shitty as fuck.. someone took my unopened gallon of milk and poured my chocolate syrup into it and was drinking it if i saw who it was they would of been a dead man...
and also some fucker broke my $70 candle holders for no fucking reason eventually me and my buddies got everyone who we didn't know out and beat the shit out of the kids who were just standing on my porch talking shit saying they weren't going to leave
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Slush
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sewardand i know you said no booze, so just substitute booze for piss or something.

have fun op.


Jesus piss would be absolutely disgusting

Were doing it
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hoodratz47
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My favorite thing to do is take all the labels off the cans of food in the cubbords. Or hide a dook. Poop in a napkin and stash it. Or if there is floating candles. Take out the water replace with pee. Or hide hot dogs. Or start yelling cops
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CheesusChrist
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Jenkem
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Swaggy_P
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Steal batteries out of the remotes.
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realbigga
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YoungWookieecoming from a person who hosts parties quite a bit to all the people that are saying to steal shit and are being serious you're fucking faggots
i had a like 150+ person rager last year and it was shitty as fuck.. someone took my unopened gallon of milk and poured my chocolate syrup into it and was drinking it if i saw who it was they would of been a dead man...
and also some fucker broke my $70 candle holders for no fucking reason eventually me and my buddies got everyone who we didn't know out and beat the shit out of the kids who were just standing on my porch talking shit saying they weren't going to leave



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DayMan
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YoungWookiee$70 candle holders


You sound like a really cool person.
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jabroni.
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YoungWookieesomeone took my unopened gallon of milk and poured my chocolate syrup into it and was drinking it if i saw who it was they would of been a dead man...


CANT GO FOR DAT ISH BRAH
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CheesusChrist
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RedPandaYou sound like a really cool person.


Lost it lmfao

OP, I'd give you some serious[ly good] answers if your original post wasn't so gayly worded. I will however leave you with some tools for your own imagination, and that is peanut butter, jelly, bread, and the walls of someone's house who made you pay $5 to drink their shitty beer then kicked people out after 30 minutes.
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BungHole.
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WillgumJust a guess, but I think the clothesline thingy has a bag of wine taped to it, and they spin the thingy and whoever it lands on has to drink?


Its not "just a bag of wine" my friend, its a goon bag! While New Zealand has Cody's Aussie has goonbags
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yangumane
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Blindsurferstart a fight


underrated
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CheesusChrist
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yangumaneunderrated


Your username is too similar to mine and so is your avi, we might have to fight.

But yeh very underrated OP. Mushroom stamp his cold dead body in front of females to assert dominance.
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dmski
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Gave out a whole bag of those sugar free gummie bears that made people shit themselves like crazy. we were cool kids in college...
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CheesusChrist
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sewardplay the ol classic thunderstruck.

everyone grabs a drink, gets in a circle and start listening to AC/DC's Thunderstruck.
number everyone from 1 to however many people you have in said circle.
starting at person #1, when you hear THUNDER, start drinking and dont stop. Then when you hear THUNDER again, person #1 stops drinking, and person #2 starts.
repeat for persons #3, #4 etc etc etc until song is done.

Works well with many other catchy tunes as well.

and i know you said no booze, so just substitute booze for piss or something.

have fun op.


Once you've played like 3 times, you know who gets the solo. But tis good for those first 3 times.
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CheesusChrist
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dmskiGave out a whole bag of those sugar free gummie bears that made people shit themselves like crazy. we were cool kids in college...


were you around to witness the results? always wanted to buy a bag and test the truth
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AGOF
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If I went to a lot of house parties, I always thought it would be funny to move wall hangings and photos from house to house, so people were constantly finding their personal stuff other places. If you could pull it off a whole year it would be unreal
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dmski
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yungmoneywere you around to witness the results? always wanted to buy a bag and test the truth


Never affected me but a buddy ended up having those gnarly farts that could kill puppies. The bathroom was always full at that party but I'll never know for sure. People were just happy I was giving away 5lbs of free candy. The reviews on amazon were what sold me on those things.
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seward
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yungmoneyOnce you've played like 3 times, you know who gets the solo. But tis good for those first 3 times.


haha, ya man, 10th spot.

bonus points for placing the chick with the loosest morals in 10th spot.
everyone wins.
Cept her.
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ComptonKush
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What you need to do is black out with 190 proof alcohol and dig through girls purses looking for some loot. Then run through the party with handfuls of money acting like you are ballin with $200 in both fists.

Then you get caught by the girl you robbed and have to give up all your ballin cash infront of everyone because you were the fool that robbed her and she's going to notice that $700 that you snagged out of her purse and slap the shit out of you.

Just read the no booze part but what ever. This is some goon shit. Alcohol is for goons.
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GayWolf420
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YoungWookieecoming from a person who hosts parties quite a bit to all the people that are saying to steal shit and are being serious you're fucking faggots
i had a like 150+ person rager last year and it was shitty as fuck.. someone took my unopened gallon of milk and poured my chocolate syrup into it and was drinking it if i saw who it was they would of been a dead man...
and also some fucker broke my $70 candle holders for no fucking reason eventually me and my buddies got everyone who we didn't know out and beat the shit out of the kids who were just standing on my porch talking shit saying they weren't going to leave


lol youre just mad about your chocolate milk.
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CheesusChrist
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DeebieSkeebieslol youre just mad about your chocolate milk.


it's regular milk. with chocolate syrup. do your fucken research.
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Lavieille
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Gorilla in the mist.
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MitchT
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plyswthsqrrlsempty laundry detergent, replace with bleachQUOTE]

You sir, are an absolute monster.
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unsteezedmachine
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What you want to do is have everyone stand back to back. Preferably girls with guys to make it a lot of fun. Make sure the room has a ceiling fan and it is turned on at least to medium or high. Have the doors partially open and have all the windows shut. When the adult in the room turns on and off light quickly with a quick motion of the wrist, the guys begin counting down from 15. When they reach 4, the girls yell Jizz nacho and everyone sits down indian style. That's what I used to do and I had a good time.
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HamFaceGirl
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I would never want to party with any of you
You know whats fun to do at parties?
Talk/dance with girls and have fun with your friends
But no, NS would rather be the annoying kid who thinks it's funny to do something stupid
Please change your ways before you go to college NS
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Chinchi
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buy and wear grillz, but $50 i've ever spent
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SteezyStokes
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Hot box their whole house
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DIX~
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SlushJesus piss would be absolutely disgusting

Were doing it


It's really not that bad
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