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stinky_petelast year. i was sick so i stayed home from class and watched tv, and i had diarrhea like the whole day. i was at a critical point in my tv show and suddenly had the urge to fart. i had just gone poop like a couple of minutes ago so i decided it was a fart not a shart because i wanted to continue my show, i let it out and pooped all over myself.
i pooped myself out of pure laziness.
LavieilleThanksgiving break I went for a run and shat myself.
LightSydeYa'll ever think you're gonna rip this giant fart and then you accidentally have a case of the hershey squirts? Yeah, same, but now for a while though.