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Short story idea. quick!

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losh
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Need a short story idea for school. 20sentences about. Quick. Help? Any good ideas? Humor is obviously appreciated.
Apr 14 2015 10:09PM
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.Hugo.
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a 2 legged tortoises journey to the north pole to try out for rudolphs spot since he has butthole cancer
Apr 14 2015 10:11PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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there once was a little boy who was so gay and fat that he got diabeetus and aids. This was not yet a name for this double whammy of a disease so he spent many years trying to come up with one. many years he thought "ill just call it OP syndrome," 10 seconds after that his weakened, aids ridden heart imploded and OP died.
Apr 14 2015 10:19PM
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stinky_cheese
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one time when i was peeing, i accidentally spat a lugi onto my penis. I was aiming for the soap thing in the urinal and completely fell short
Apr 14 2015 10:39PM
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Slush
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cigthere once was a little boy who was so gay and fat that he got diabeetus and aids. This was not yet a name for this double whammy of a disease so he spent many years trying to come up with one. many years he thought "ill just call it OP syndrome," 10 seconds after that his weakened, aids ridden heart imploded and OP died.


10/10 would make into movie
Apr 14 2015 11:43PM
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SFB
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write about a young boy who had to write a short story for school, about 20 sentences, but ended up sucking cock for crack money instead.
Apr 14 2015 11:52PM
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Dobber
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There are about twice as many nipples on Earth as there are people.
Apr 14 2015 11:56PM
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Lus146
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cigthere once was a little boy who was so gay and fat that he got diabeetus and aids. This was not yet a name for this double whammy of a disease so he spent many years trying to come up with one. many years he thought "ill just call it OP syndrome," 10 seconds after that his weakened, aids ridden heart imploded and OP died.


I think this is you but you don't want to come out and tell us.
Apr 15 2015 9:00AM
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assatrailz
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Titties
Apr 15 2015 9:16AM
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