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J-dollo
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I don't think this is a thread yet. But talk about something that you fucked up on today. For me, I cut a wire at my work that set a fire alarm off and made the rest of my crew have to stay 5 hours later than normal to fix it
Apr 9 2015 2:39AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
connecticuntput a safety pin through my nip


connecticuntand I had sex with my ex


That's hot
Apr 10 2015 8:34PM
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GayWolf420
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came inches away from a lawsuit by not paying attention to what was downhill in front of me, and almost smoked a jerry cutting across the run going about mach80 down a groomer. was pretty funny, though.
Apr 11 2015 9:54PM
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no_steeze
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I dropped my iphone off a 2nd story balcony onto pavement yesterday while drunk. Somehow it was not damaged at all. Lifeproof for the win
Apr 12 2015 12:50PM
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SteezOnSkis12
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connecticuntAaaand I had sex with my ex that I still have feelings for. I dun fucked up today hard.


What is sex
Apr 12 2015 3:42PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
My iPhone autocorrected "Hungry" to "Horny" on my phone...I was texting my dad.

Fuck.
Apr 12 2015 3:53PM
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Ghoster
Posts: 261 - Karma: 1,871
Wasted hours on NS when I should be preparing for an interview and studying for an exam
Apr 12 2015 3:58PM
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JAHSHUA
Posts: 343 - Karma: 241
jerked off with soap
Apr 12 2015 5:33PM
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GANDALF
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Totally forgot to put saffron in the bouillabaisse broth I made at work today. Just realized it when I saw the title of the thread.
Apr 12 2015 6:43PM
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PacificRimJob
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GANDALFTotally forgot to put saffron in the bouillabaisse broth I made at work today. Just realized it when I saw the title of the thread.


You monster.
Apr 12 2015 6:46PM
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J-dollo
Posts: 618 - Karma: 285
GANDALFTotally forgot to put saffron in the bouillabaisse broth I made at work today. Just realized it when I saw the title of the thread.


Glad I could help you realize that
Apr 12 2015 7:28PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i didn't go to waka flocka last night when i had a chance to.
Apr 12 2015 9:39PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Killed 2 birds with 1 Subaru. One bounced off the windshield and the other mostly went in the hood scoop and splattered all over the intercooler.
Apr 13 2015 1:13AM
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JahLiam
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played 8-ball pool instead of 2 upcoming culminating assignments in calculus....bit of a fuck up
Apr 13 2015 5:50PM
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Mingg
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caucasian_chadKilled 2 birds with 1 Subaru. One bounced off the windshield and the other mostly went in the hood scoop and splattered all over the intercooler.


Since buying my wrangler I've hit so many fuckin birds. I dont know if its the flat windshield or something, but things just fuckin hit it. I think I've hit about 4 birds in the past 2 years.
Apr 14 2015 2:14AM
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saskskier
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MinggSince buying my wrangler I've hit so many fuckin birds. I dont know if its the flat windshield or something, but things just fuckin hit it. I think I've hit about 4 birds in the past 2 years.


I took out a magpie last summer with my 4Runner, but the summer before I took out so many birds with my Volvo. Like 4-5 in one trip. They hide in the ditch and then a whole crapload of them fly out at the same time as you drive by.
Apr 14 2015 2:28AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
saskskierI took out a magpie last summer with my 4Runner, but the summer before I took out so many birds with my Volvo. Like 4-5 in one trip. They hide in the ditch and then a whole crapload of them fly out at the same time as you drive by.


Yup that's exactly what happened to me. Never thought I'd get one in the hood scoop though. I hit them at about 85mph so it was quite a mess.
Apr 14 2015 3:58AM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
xX*TACO-DOG*Xxi didn't go to waka flocka last night when i had a chance to.


Seen him live at tommorowworld lmao shit was wierd.
Apr 14 2015 8:13AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Sky.Seen him live at tommorowworld lmao shit was wierd.


Judging by all the snaps from my friends it looked pretty wild.
Apr 14 2015 12:28PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Got my friends fake taken at a bar in downtown Denver the other day. Pretty gay. But i ended up going to the cheesecake factory and getting a fat piece of red velvet cheesecake so the night was pretty much a success.
Apr 14 2015 12:46PM
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shotvet
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bombed another exam :(
Apr 14 2015 2:06PM
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GayWolf420
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- ran out the door this AM for class and completely forgot some papers I needed to turn in for points. Had to kill an hour or so driving to my house and back to campus just for a 30 second interaction.


- Dropped my planner in the shitter, went to go adjust some things in my backpack, took it out and put it on the toilet paper dispenser, and my arm knocked into the toilet as it was flushing. Could have been worse considering I just dropped a real nasty deuce so it could have easily been covered in doo doo chunks.


these first two days of the week just fucking suck. im ready to crawl into a hole and sleep till the snow flies again. I fucking hate myself today.
Apr 14 2015 3:47PM
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Detroit_Steeze
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 193
I fucked up today dropping a piece of conduit on to someone from a boom lift.
Apr 14 2015 3:54PM
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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
I got up this morning
Apr 14 2015 5:51PM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
Walked into a big rock in the dark, now I've got a swollen knee and a big wound on it. Shit hurts.
Apr 15 2015 12:33AM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
xX*TACO-DOG*XxJudging by all the snaps from my friends it looked pretty wild.


A bunch of ignant screaming ATL hoe! Twas pretty fun though, deffinatly wasn't expecting flosstradamus to show out with him.
borgore Set right before was absolutely insane, best live set I've ever seen
Apr 15 2015 11:07AM
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