DJtearegasim gonna pretend you arent trolling just for the education of readers:
cleaning a bong is very easy, I use acetone (sold as 100% acetone nail polish remover at walgreens), other people use isopropyl alcohol (91%)
iso 97 is a bit tougher to find but a cheap alternative. I use 420 cleaner for my downstems and bowl pieces, the salt does wonders removing big chunks. But acetone is the bees knees, and the only way i can clean my goldstein ashcatcher.
I love my stax tho, it's grav labs glass so its reliable and sturdy, and if you ever break any single piece of it you can cheaply replace parts of it. And cleaning it is ez as fuck because every piece can be taken apart and sealed. I like it better than my Hi Sci or Roar.
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