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Unrealized sexual fantasies?

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ESAND
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I've checked off a lot from the sexy time bucket list but there is one that I've never figured out how to bring up in a conversation. In fact I don't think I've ever mentioned it before to anyone. Well, clothed in the semi anonymity of an internet forum here it goes

During sex I want a girl to be 100% silent and still as she orgasms and then when she finishes to turn to me and then with her greatest Julie Andrews impression say, "How kind of you to let me come". Extra points if at a random point later on she adds, "In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly happen."

Does anyone else have incredibly odd fantasies that they can't tell there partner.

Can I rule 34 mine?
Apr 3 2015 5:18PM
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ESAND
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DingoSeanIt's not that fun.


Tell him to use more lube.
Apr 6 2015 9:50AM
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esotericjive
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Granite_StateSex in a gondola. Dont ask me why, but I want, nay, need it. GF said ill at least get to 3rd base before closing day, ill take that for now. Plus Loons gondi is too small for sex, gotta go to Killy for that.


4some in the k-1: 10,000,000 gnar points
Apr 6 2015 9:59AM
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seward
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ive always wanted to give my gf the russian bobsled.
but its yet to come up in conversation.
Apr 6 2015 11:30AM
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ESAND
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I had to look that one up on urban dictionary. I think that's one you've just gotta go for and then play it off as an accident afterwords, either to your girlfriend or the EMT/
Apr 6 2015 11:52AM
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snapped
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sewardive always wanted to give my gf the russian bobsled.
but its yet to come up in conversation.


What on earth is this?
Apr 6 2015 12:07PM
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Laurent.
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sewardive always wanted to give my gf the russian bobsled.
but its yet to come up in conversation.


That would combine well with an Alaskan pipeline. Just wondering how to name it....

The intercontinental transport link?
Apr 6 2015 1:33PM
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PacificRimJob
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Laurent.That would combine well with an Alaskan pipeline. Just wondering how to name it....

The intercontinental transport link?


The Bering Sea.
Apr 6 2015 1:37PM
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Laurent.
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DingoSeanThe Bering Sea.


Only when she bleeds.
Apr 6 2015 1:45PM
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PacificRimJob
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Perhaps the Polar Express? I feel like that one's already been used for something...
Apr 6 2015 1:47PM
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seward
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^ the Kevin McCallister

fuck, im brilliant.
Apr 6 2015 1:50PM
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seward
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only with a frozen doodoo in his hand.
Apr 6 2015 1:52PM
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PacificRimJob
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RedPandaWere you giving or receiving?


Both. Human sextipede.
Apr 7 2015 1:48AM
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snowdon
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GhosterHaving sex with a girl doggy style, while using her back as a table to hold the pizza that I am eating.

Diagram for clarity



Why does the girl have wings? I am assuming you want to have sex with a fairy
Apr 7 2015 5:06AM
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PacificRimJob
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snowdonWhy does the girl have wings? I am assuming you want to have sex with a fairy


That's a cardboard pizza box with a pizza within.

Pizza gives you wings.
Apr 7 2015 8:06AM
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Laurent.
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DingoSeanThat's a cardboard pizza box with a pizza within.

Pizza gives you wings.


Clearly a Red Bull pizza.
Apr 7 2015 8:12AM
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Jane6
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Laurent.Clearly a Red Bull pizza.


clearly this is the girl


Apr 7 2015 1:29PM
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Laurent.
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Jane6clearly this is the girl




SO HOT.


Apr 7 2015 2:36PM
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Toaster-Tony
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chains and whips excite me
Apr 7 2015 2:50PM
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Elg
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Diabeetochains and whips excite me


i prefer umbrellas
Apr 7 2015 3:52PM
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Jane6
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Diabeetochains and whips excite me


Elgi prefer umbrellas


Apr 7 2015 4:20PM
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Troy.
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Definitely having sex on one of the boats from Deadliest Catch, while Captain Phil (RIP, but fuck you this is my fantasy, isn't it) chain smokes three packs and yells over the intercom about how gnarly these fuckin waves are, and then I look my partner dead and the eye and say calmly "how about these fuckin waves, eh?"

I'm also canadian in this fantasy. By canadian I mean Max Hill. I want to be Max Hill.
Apr 7 2015 4:57PM
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.otto.
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I want to be a girl for a day, and have Lincoln Emancipate my G-spot
Apr 7 2015 5:06PM
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FBGM
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Troy.Definitely having sex on one of the boats from Deadliest Catch, while Captain Phil (RIP, but fuck you this is my fantasy, isn't it) chain smokes three packs and yells over the intercom about how gnarly these fuckin waves are, and then I look my partner dead and the eye and say calmly "how about these fuckin waves, eh?"

I'm also canadian in this fantasy. By canadian I mean Max Hill. I want to be Max Hill.


i'll have no part in this, but i love it hahaha

bf and i have been trying to get on that chairlift head game for a while but we've yet to have had the opportunity. week and a half to make it happen!
Apr 7 2015 5:10PM
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ALaw
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FBGMi'll have no part in this, but i love it hahaha

bf and i have been trying to get on that chairlift head game for a while but we've yet to have had the opportunity. week and a half to make it happen!


make sure to action cam it #thankssony
Apr 7 2015 8:42PM
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FBGM
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ALawmake sure to action cam it #thankssony


lol shh
Apr 7 2015 8:54PM
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Troy.
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FBGMi'll have no part in this, but i love it hahaha

bf and i have been trying to get on that chairlift head game for a while but we've yet to have had the opportunity. week and a half to make it happen!


Canyons. Go to canyons.
Apr 7 2015 9:32PM
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J_Berg
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KravtZI was recently dating this chick for a while who was a sexual maniac. She let me do anthing I wanted to try. Butt sex, and position I could possibly think (or research lol), choking, she loved her ass to get bitten, squeezing her nips really hard. After a while it kind of turned me off because she was so fucking crazy. But was real fun for a while


Im dating this chick who's like 110% polish, though born in america and she fucking wants it all the time. Im not kidding. Its great wow. Ill talk to you guys later i gotta go
Apr 9 2015 8:52AM
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no_steeze
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I haven't really discovered my weird buried fantasies yet which disappoints me. I know they're in there somewhere waiting to spice up my married sex life in like 25 years. I've also been having sex with the same girl for 4 years so you'd think by now I would have some fantasies I wanted to carry out, but I'm very happy with our normal sex that includes occasional butt stuff when we get drunk
Apr 9 2015 10:51AM
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FBGM
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Troy.Canyons. Go to canyons.


thank you for the tip, it has now been discussed
Apr 9 2015 1:14PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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FBGMthank you for the tip, it has now been discussed


how big is broto's weiner
Apr 9 2015 2:00PM
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FBGM
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Lord_Byronhow big is broto's weiner


I have no idea he ain't my BF
Apr 9 2015 2:29PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Quite possibly the best solicitor bump ive seen
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Apr 10 2020 1:13AM
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iced
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people always want more girls at once, but i'd prefer more filmers

that way i get the best angle and more high fives after



gotta be that or the "hollandaise hell hump" but that ones private
Apr 10 2020 3:47AM
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dan38
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I just want her to say "gg" when it's done.
Apr 10 2020 5:56AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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No re
dan38I just want her to say "gg" when it's done.
Apr 30 2020 12:59PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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i thought hurricane season was over
Apr 30 2020 2:32PM
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ASSholebomber22
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