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How do you pee in a urinal without it splashing on your pants/shoes?

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-Dan
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How? I'm always coming out the bathroom with speckled pants and piss on my kicks. gimme them sage strategies.
Apr 1 2015 11:38AM
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.Hugo.
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Hit the curved spot on the sides at the correct angle and it doesnt splash at all
Apr 1 2015 11:40AM
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Spagett+
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Well you have 2 options here.


Option 1: Pull your pants down to your ankles when you are at the urinal like a 5 year old.


OR



Option 2: Aim your dick at the urinal and not at your shoes and have a little control of your pee.
Apr 1 2015 11:42AM
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987321654hgfd
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I stand as far back as possible.
Apr 1 2015 11:45AM
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no_steeze
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Send it off into one of the corners at an angle that minimizes spray. Obviously if you send it straight into the back wall it will spray directly back at you
Apr 1 2015 11:56AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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seriously? You can't figure this shit out on your own?
Apr 1 2015 12:06PM
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soulskier
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take your pants off
Apr 1 2015 12:09PM
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*Nickdel*
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No matter how much you shake and dance, there is always that drip that runs down your pants- Gandhi
Apr 1 2015 12:27PM
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Tanner-D
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The worst is when you don't shake it enough and you leave a spot on your shorts. Where is the line between self pleasure and functionality? This is the real question the White House and Obama need to be tackling right meow.
Apr 1 2015 12:37PM
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chrispyminis
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Use the short urinal it won't splash
Apr 1 2015 12:39PM
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Mr.noodle
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Reverse psychology, pee on your shoes and pants and it will splash up into the urinal
Apr 1 2015 1:02PM
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caucasian_chad
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1. Leave the bathroom
2. Pee outside
Apr 1 2015 8:06PM
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Funkadelic
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Get a pee bib. Call Taco he'll hook you up.
Apr 1 2015 8:33PM
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dingus
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stand back a few feet and snipe the urinal, or there is usually a little dot or logo and I usually aim for that and lo and behold no piss on my pants… now the real problem is shaking off all the piss.
Apr 1 2015 9:17PM
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kshaughn
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FunkadelicGet a pee bib. Call Taco he'll hook you up.


The sad part is that someone actually made them. Taco needs to sue

Apr 1 2015 9:23PM
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theabortionator
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TallxTHow? I'm always coming out the bathroom with speckled pants and piss on my kicks. gimme them sage strategies.


Really? You're into action sports and don't understand transitions and angles and shit?

If you hit something head on that's bad, you want to make the piss stream land smoothly in a transition. Or just aim for the hole full power and show the person next to you that you're the alpha male.
Apr 1 2015 9:35PM
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veng_m
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you got hella flow dude damn
Apr 1 2015 10:23PM
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ryano
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Apr 1 2015 10:31PM
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airplaneface
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That is why I sit down when I pee.
Apr 1 2015 10:33PM
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Wheat
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trial and error. Are you 10 years old?
Apr 1 2015 10:41PM
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El.Guapo
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I just pee in the drain in the center of the bathroom
Apr 1 2015 11:17PM
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yangumane
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ryano


backspash smh
Apr 1 2015 11:40PM
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Wheaty214
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You either need to use the short ass urinal for little people, or go use an actual toilet.
Apr 1 2015 11:49PM
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nutz.
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I like to stand at one urinal and pee into the one next to it
Apr 1 2015 11:50PM
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ryano
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yangumanebackspash smh


i didnt make the picture. i just pulled it off google.
Apr 1 2015 11:52PM
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Anathema
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make a funnel with my right hand as i hold it with my left
Apr 2 2015 12:20AM
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ESAND
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Is this a short people problem? I don't seem to have this issue.. I just pull my dick out and pee.
Apr 2 2015 1:49AM
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Lemuel
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Easy solution: stop hydrating and you won't have to pee!
Apr 2 2015 7:58AM
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If you were operating at peak efficiency you would never have to be.
Apr 2 2015 8:39AM
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Stadtski
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CirilloI stand as far back as possible.


Me and my friend sometimes like to start peeing then run backwards while long distance peeing and see how many suicides of the bathroom we can do while peeing in the urinal
Apr 2 2015 8:40AM
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Dobber
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Why pee in a urinal when you can pee in her butt?
Apr 2 2015 8:49AM
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crotchvent
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You can put some sealant on your peehole so pee never comes out.
Apr 2 2015 2:55PM
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onLINE
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think that's hard....try poo'ing in a urinal
Apr 2 2015 2:59PM
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dmski
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If you don't mind the discomfort a catheter works quite well.
Apr 2 2015 6:21PM
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ANDR01D
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it's all about piss jugs boys
Apr 2 2015 8:04PM
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