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Jon Olsson's RS6

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saskskier
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Officially ridiculous (and possibly my dream car)

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/this-is-a-road-legal-1000bhp-rs6-2015-04-01



Apr 1 2015 10:52AM
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Huck_Norris
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Fuck. Me. Running.


That needs to be "Lord Vader" levels of murdered though. Colors besides black just shouldn't be on it.
Apr 1 2015 11:00AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Every year it's a new car and every year I think they get better and better!
Apr 1 2015 11:10AM
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RimJobber
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So much carbon fiber......
Apr 1 2015 11:15AM
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arnie_grape
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Huck_NorrisFuck. Me. Running.


That needs to be "Lord Vader" levels of murdered though. Colors besides black just shouldn't be on it.


well then it wouldn't match his shoes
Apr 1 2015 11:17AM
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chrispyminis
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I would give my left nut for this car
Apr 1 2015 12:45PM
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Lus146
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I'd stick my dick in that car.
Apr 1 2015 12:53PM
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MESKI
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I'm sure this car is a beast, especially with 900+ hp but I think the wide body, splitters/diffuser and extra body work makes it look bad. Just not in my taste.
Apr 1 2015 1:05PM
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saskskier
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Here it is before the even crazier mods.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/764602/Jon-Olsson--39-s-Gumball-3000-Audi-RS6-w--Milltek-Exhaust-in-Monaco---BRUTAL-SOUNDS-
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/764603/Tunnel-Run-With-Jon-Olsson--39-s-Audi-RS6
Apr 1 2015 1:05PM
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BenWhit
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THOSE. WHEELS.
Apr 1 2015 1:09PM
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stupendous-man
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BenWhitTHOSE. WHEELS.


Yeah man definitely the highlight of the car!
Apr 1 2015 1:17PM
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Huck_Norris
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cabdriverwell then it wouldn't match his shoes





Truth. I hope it's at least called "the blood of the innocents red"
Apr 1 2015 1:51PM
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soulskier
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He's so hot right now
Apr 1 2015 2:02PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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chrispyminisI would give my left nut for this car


I'd give both for it
Apr 1 2015 2:37PM
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Chewy.
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Huck_NorrisFuck. Me. Running.


That needs to be "Lord Vader" levels of murdered though. Colors besides black just shouldn't be on it.


I agree.


However. It's still so sick.
Apr 1 2015 2:42PM
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That_One_Dude
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Oh my lanta
Apr 1 2015 2:46PM
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DayMan
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Anyone have any idea how much this would cost for the average person trying to buy one?
Apr 1 2015 3:54PM
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kshaughn
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RedPandaAnyone have any idea how much this would cost for the average person trying to buy one?


A stock RS6 is about $125k. Since his has double the horsepower and the twin turbos are made of 18k gold, it's safe to say it costs a bit more than that. I wouldn't be surprised if his is north of $225k.
Apr 1 2015 8:27PM
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kshaughn
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He's also trending on facebook now... unreal
Apr 1 2015 8:34PM
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-emile-
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ok so my question is, is Betsafe and or Audi providing it for him, or is it all out of his own money ?
Apr 1 2015 8:38PM
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kshaughn
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-emile-ok so my question is, is Betsafe and or Audi providing it for him, or is it all out of his own money ?


His sponsorship with Betsafe and Audi definitely paid for some of it, but I'm sure Jon put some of his own money into this car. He has made so many smart business decisions and investments in his life that he could have done all of this without any help.
Apr 1 2015 8:45PM
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edai
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id let him run me over with that car for a ride around the block
Apr 1 2015 8:49PM
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Tinga
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-emile-ok so my question is, is Betsafe and or Audi providing it for him, or is it all out of his own money ?


There are a lot of sponsorship stickers all over that bad boy. Plus betsafe is a huge sponsor for Gumball 3000 which is coming up soon I think. I'm sure a lot of money got thrown into this car for that specific reason.

If you read his blog post about the car and the project you'll also notice how many links there are so I think a lot of money went out to some of the people that put the car together.
Apr 1 2015 9:41PM
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pow_pow~
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this guy isnt a skier anymore, hes a businessman.
Apr 1 2015 10:00PM
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Titus69
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Jon is by far the wealthiest pro skier out there. Love seeing his cars.
Apr 1 2015 10:07PM
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broto
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Titus69Jon is by far the wealthiest pro skier out there. Love seeing his cars.


jon is basically a very smart investor who happens to be a pro skier
Apr 2 2015 12:29AM
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Huck_Norris
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-emile-ok so my question is, is Betsafe and or Audi providing it for him, or is it all out of his own money ?



Lots and lots of sponsors and that's another reason he's just so sharp. Most cars like that you see and the driver/owner did it all- not Jon. Nope. Jon is too smart to just buy a car and hop it up. Jon orchestrates projects that market and expose, he doesn't just buy and build.

Instead of being in the hole x amount, he's probably making money off this car in the long run. That's fucking sharp my friends.
Apr 2 2015 7:33AM
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El.Guapo
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Anyone got a spare tissue?
Apr 2 2015 8:45AM
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Tinga
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TheFapAnyone got a spare tissue?


for tears or semen?
Apr 2 2015 4:46PM
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CameraWiz
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Tingafor tears or semen?


Apr 2 2015 4:55PM
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dmski
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Apr 2 2015 6:31PM
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TBK_ski.co
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Meh.
Apr 2 2015 8:06PM
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Bagels
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Anybody know the wheels, I want to get a set for my Volvo.
Apr 2 2015 8:14PM
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El.Guapo
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BagelsAnybody know the wheels, I want to get a set for my Volvo.


A volvo couldn't pull those off..









Unless it was a 1992 240 wagon. .
Apr 2 2015 10:18PM
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BenWhit
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BagelsAnybody know the wheels, I want to get a set for my Volvo.


if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Apr 3 2015 9:05AM
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Suusataja
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TheFapUnless it was a 1992 240 wagon. .


Confirmed
Apr 3 2015 12:01PM
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NMMedia
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was real awkward in class when I saw this and my boner lifted the laptop off my lap. Got a few stares..
Apr 3 2015 3:40PM
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cool_name
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BagelsAnybody know the wheels, I want to get a set for my Volvo.


Not sure
Apr 3 2015 4:09PM
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gotti
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SuusatajaConfirmed


literally the most baller thing ive seen in a while
Apr 3 2015 5:04PM
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dmski
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SuusatajaConfirmed


Swaggin wagon.
Apr 3 2015 5:24PM
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Bagels
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SuusatajaConfirmed


Apr 3 2015 8:08PM
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saskskier
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Thread bump.

So it sounds like the RS6 DTM was stolen from whoever bought it from Jon. He posted a pic of the burned out shell this morning...

(anyone know how to post instagram pictures?)

http://instagram.com/p/83NIlMkj67/
Oct 15 2015 11:16AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Oct 15 2015 11:25AM
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Titus69
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.MASSHOLE.


That's fucked up, that car was so nasty. People are fucked.
Oct 15 2015 11:36AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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.MASSHOLE.


Hold the phone here... what on earth did I miss?!
Is that really what I think it is?...
Oct 15 2015 12:17PM
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Elg
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Steezy_IN_KCHold the phone here... what on earth did I miss?!
Is that really what I think it is?...


Yep, whoever was driving it was robbed at gun point, and they found it destroyed a little later.
Oct 15 2015 12:21PM
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Fistsofham
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I want to rub my dick all over that front splitter

Probalby has legit downforce on fast corners
Oct 15 2015 12:44PM
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.CJ.
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If anyone did that to my car I would rip their balls off and shove them down their throat...
Oct 15 2015 2:09PM
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bighomieflock
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Whoever did that actually needs to be shot
Oct 15 2015 4:16PM
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willifast
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This may be total bullshit but I read that in that area RS4's and RS6's are used by drug traffickers pretty frequently, so maybe that's why? Someone trying to rob a trafficker or wanting the parts for their own ride? That really sucks regardless, eye for an eye, burn the fuckers who did it.
Oct 15 2015 4:46PM
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BenWhit
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i shed a tear.
Oct 15 2015 4:49PM
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