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A spider just crawled into my macbook. What do I do?

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[tk]
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I was sitting at my desk using my laptop, and saw a spider sitting on it near the edge by the screen. I grabbed a tissue to use to kill it, but hesitated because I didn't want spider guts on my macbook. It then proceeded to crawl down into one of the vents that are in between the screen pivot bar and the base of the laptop. What now? Do I leave it alone and hope that it will crawl out? Am I supposed to go on living the rest of my life not knowing whether or not it's still in there, and if a flock of baby spiders will emerge? Guys pls
Mar 28 2015 2:24AM
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toastyteenagers
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do some Bitcoin mining so the fan turns on high. should get out
Mar 28 2015 2:29AM
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[tk]
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Should i run some programs and plug the charger in? AKA smoke it out
Mar 28 2015 2:29AM
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last_tango
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Open computer. Find dead spider in computer. Start to make house music and join a forum. Become dead5pider5. Fuck Bitches make money.
Mar 28 2015 2:30AM
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[tk]
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toastyteenagersdo some Bitcoin mining so the fan turns on high. should get out


Good idea on the fan
Mar 28 2015 2:31AM
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NickelPennyDime
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Lure the spider out with some cheese, preferably brie spiders love brie. Gain it's trust and teach it to do tricks. Sell tickets to people so they can watch the amazing juggling spider. After time realize that you're pimping out a creature for your own personal gain. When you tell the spider how you feel about taking advantage of it you discover another emotion, love. You realize that you feel more connected to the spider than to anyone else that's ever been in your life. The spider feels the same way. Marry the spider. Have little people spider babies. Train them well for the day will come when they shall fight for supremacy at the top of the food chain. Become king of Earth as the leader of the Spidermen Liberation Army.




Or just kill it, up to you
Mar 28 2015 4:15AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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Light some Yankee candles, spiders are afraid of Yankee candles.
Mar 28 2015 8:26AM
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fresh_prince
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put it in your freezer
Mar 28 2015 10:28AM
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mike759
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unscrew the bottom and take it out
Mar 28 2015 11:12AM
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theBearJew
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Burn the computer. Only way to guarantee the spiders demise.
Mar 28 2015 11:58AM
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lgski
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Mar 28 2015 12:05PM
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Lus146
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Buy a Windows compuer
Mar 28 2015 12:13PM
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Moosen
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last_tangoOpen computer. Find dead spider in computer. Start to make house music and join a forum. Become dead5pider5. Fuck Bitches make money.


fuuuck. I died. ahahaha
Mar 28 2015 2:24PM
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jibbpeter
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Pray it's not making a nest
Mar 28 2015 2:58PM
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Nikolaus
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burn it
Mar 28 2015 4:57PM
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[tk]
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UPDATE: I plugged the charger in and came back to check an there it was sitting on top of it. The bad news is that it scampered away when i tried to kill it again. I think its in my xbox now
Mar 28 2015 5:17PM
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Dobber
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Just tear your laptop apart and eat that little eight-legged motherfucker.
Mar 28 2015 8:47PM
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Lé.Skiing
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you should get some of that canned air stuff(if you have some handy) and just force the lil fucker out. If not, I'm sure it will blow it apart and you will then know for certain it is dead.
Mar 28 2015 8:51PM
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Aidan-G
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[tk]UPDATE: I plugged the charger in and came back to check an there it was sitting on top of it. The bad news is that it scampered away when i tried to kill it again. I think its in my xbox now


Use the cheese
Mar 29 2015 4:19PM
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miroz
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Let it be your technology bodyguard. It'll eat the ants that would otherwise short your motherboard.
Mar 29 2015 4:26PM
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Bloviator
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OK, I got this. Now, your gonna need a turkey-size broiler pan, 2 gallons of high-octane gasoline, and your AC charging cord.

So - take the gas, and pour it.....


j/k :)
Mar 29 2015 4:33PM
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daOyster
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last_tangoOpen computer. Find dead spider in computer. Start to make house music and join a forum. Become dead5pider5. Fuck Bitches make money.


Can we just automatically make last_tango member of the month for this reply?
Mar 29 2015 5:39PM
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