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Why are bindings always shaped like dildos

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Jake_La
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I hate being getting my binding up my ass every time I land backseat the dildo bindings must come to an end.
Mar 16 2015 3:01PM
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Nikolaus
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Just use lube
Mar 16 2015 3:30PM
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I_Am_Mod
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salomon sth driver bindings will protect your brown star ....
Mar 16 2015 3:38PM
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El.Guapo
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Jake_LaI hate being getting my binding up my ass every time I land backseat the dildo bindings must come to an end.


time to dig up this gem.
Mar 16 2015 3:42PM
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ABalls
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Great question Jake_La, the answer might surprise you. Dildos and the human penis in general are actually shaped and modeled after ski bindings. Since God invented skiing in the first day, he figured on the second day that he would just shape the penis like the binding in order to allocate more time to create what is arguably his greatest masterpiece... Tits
Mar 16 2015 3:55PM
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yungcigsmoker
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In the old days, heel pieces were actually dildos. Well when the rubber dildo cane along, the dildo factories had an excess amount of the old fashioned ones. So they sold them to ski companies to be recycled.
Mar 16 2015 4:01PM
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Newschoolers55
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OP loves getting
Jake_Labinding up my ass
Mar 16 2015 4:21PM
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El.Guapo
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TheFaptime to dig up this gem.


Mar 16 2015 4:29PM
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no_steeze
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Because the DIN spring is large and long and needs to fit within the heel assembly, so the most effective way to do that is to make the whole heel long and round. The only bindings that really took it over the top were old pivots
Mar 16 2015 4:48PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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OP likes riding deep in the back seat.
Mar 16 2015 4:56PM
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Phil-X-
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was gonna come in here and photoshop something... but like honestly... I'm not sure I can do much better

Mar 16 2015 4:59PM
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Phil-X-
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like they gave it a fuckin head...
Mar 16 2015 5:00PM
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fresh_prince
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no_steezeBecause the DIN spring is large and long and needs to fit within the heel assembly, so the most effective way to do that is to make the whole heel long and round. The only bindings that really took it over the top were old pivots


this is a troll free thread please, real answers only, no steeze
Mar 16 2015 7:42PM
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no_steeze
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fresh_princethis is a troll free thread please, real answers only, no steeze


Sorry I'll go fuck myself with my heelpieces
Mar 16 2015 7:52PM
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fresh_prince
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no_steezeSorry I'll go fuck myself with my heelpieces


good
Mar 16 2015 7:54PM
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-WZ-
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once you get stretched out from the repeated abuse the pain begins to fade away, trust me;)
Mar 17 2015 3:21AM
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butternotbatter
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ABallsGreat question Jake_La, the answer might surprise you. Dildos and the human penis in general are actually shaped and modeled after ski bindings. Since God invented skiing in the first day, he figured on the second day that he would just shape the penis like the binding in order to allocate more time to create what is arguably his greatest masterpiece... Tits


Actually the greatest masterpiece is ASS
Mar 17 2015 7:12AM
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robbinJAHood
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how do you think the term "gaper" was born?
Mar 17 2015 12:35PM
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chemiskier
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savvy_skihow do you think the term "gaper" was born?


Gapers never leave the tuck.
Mar 17 2015 9:30PM
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toastyteenagers
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inb4 Ming posts binding porn
Mar 17 2015 9:43PM
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DrZoidberg
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Phil-X-was gonna come in here and photoshop something... but like honestly... I'm not sure I can do much better



Came here to post these. Not only is the heel really long, but these also sit more straight up than any other binding I've seen. For maximum penetration of course.
Mar 17 2015 10:06PM
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Holzsteezy*
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TheFap


bahahahahhahhaah. fucking gold
Mar 18 2015 12:43PM
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veng_m
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butternotbatterActually the greatest masterpiece is ASS


Ah, ze great teetz vs. azz debate
Mar 18 2015 5:06PM
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veng_m
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also, for science
Mar 18 2015 6:58PM
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eheath
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Leverage, that is why.
Mar 18 2015 7:35PM
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Mingg
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TheFap


where can i buy these
Mar 18 2015 7:39PM
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Nacho+
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Minggwhere can i buy these


You want to combine your 2 loves, skiing and buttstuff into love???! OMG Ming slow down
Mar 18 2015 8:12PM
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ModMommy
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Minggwhere can i buy these


mingg, they're just the tip. not worth the $$$
Mar 18 2015 8:14PM
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Dobber
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Minggwhere can i buy these


Just use ur poles. That's what they are made for.
Mar 18 2015 11:53PM
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QuantumMechanic
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ABallsGreat question Jake_La, the answer might surprise you. Dildos and the human penis in general are actually shaped and modeled after ski bindings. Since God invented skiing in the first day, he figured on the second day that he would just shape the penis like the binding in order to allocate more time to create what is arguably his greatest masterpiece... Tits


sig'd
Mar 19 2015 7:30PM
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Toaster-Tony
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for arrowdinamicks
Mar 19 2015 11:21PM
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Lus146
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Cause vertical heel pieces keep your foot in better and they don't break as easily. But yeah they still hurt like a bitch.
Mar 20 2015 9:36AM
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