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What do you get at Chipotle?

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Deforestation
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Title says it all.
Beef, cheese, corn salsa, sour cream, black beans, and white rice burrito is my go to.
If you havn't been to Chipotle... stop not going.
Mar 11 2015 7:17PM
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Stope.Neeze
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moes
Mar 11 2015 7:20PM
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Wheaty214
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I get a burrito bowl with a tortilla or bag of chips on the side.
Ingredients:
-Half & Half/Chicken & Carnitas
-Brown Rice
-Black Beans
-Medium Salsa
-Sour Cream

Mix it all up and eat it like salsa, or roll it up into that tortilla you put on the side and you'll be one happy camper.
Mar 11 2015 7:21PM
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El_Barto.
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Bowl
White rice
Extra black beans
Fajita veggies
Chicken
Mild, medium and corn salsa
A little sour cream
Cheese

Probably at least twice a week for the last year straight lol
Mar 11 2015 7:21PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Burrito
Mar 11 2015 7:48PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
white rice
black beans
steak
medium salsa
hot salsa
cheese
sour cream
lettuce
guac

best chain restaurant burrito there is
Mar 11 2015 8:03PM
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BROCO
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Always ask for double meat, I have never had to pay for it because they always forget to tell the cashier. Straight juicy profit
Mar 11 2015 8:04PM
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JGWI
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White girls...I get white girls.
Mar 11 2015 8:05PM
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SKI.ING
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Overpriced, not enough meat, I rarely go anymore.
Mar 11 2015 8:07PM
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StillGhood
Posts: 305 - Karma: 613
Soft Tacos
Barbacoa
White Rice
Veggies
Mild and Med Salsa
Corn
Sour Cream
Lots of Cheese
Mar 11 2015 8:43PM
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fresh_prince
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Diarrhea, thats why I alway bring chipotlway
Mar 11 2015 8:51PM
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CHORIZO
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Got this once it was like $14 but it was fucking amazing
I did get diarrhea tho
Mar 11 2015 9:28PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Steak fajita burrito. White rice. Hot salsa. Sour cream, cheese and corn.
Mar 11 2015 9:54PM
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Peter.
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either a bowl or a burrito

-chicken
-white rice
-no beans
-fajita veggies
-lettuce
-guac
-medium salsa
Mar 12 2015 12:33AM
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Frosty
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Peter.either a bowl or a burrito

-chicken
-white rice
-no beans
-fajita veggies
-lettuce
-guac
-medium salsa


big pimpin' with the guac right here!

you do know that the guac is extra sir, right...?
Mar 12 2015 12:52AM
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ryano
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I used to get a double wrapped chicken burrito with all the stuff..

but i've switched it up to a bowl with tortillas on the side.

black and white beans
brown and white rice
onions and peppers
lots of pico
a little corn salsa
lots of lettuce
sour cream
cheese.
Mar 12 2015 1:07AM
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NEPTR
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qudoba n00b
Mar 12 2015 1:34AM
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YoungWookiee
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just went today, although i prefer taco del mar and qudoba more this is what i got/get from chipotle
brown rice
pinto beans
mild sauce
pork
lettuce
sour cream
guacamole
Mar 12 2015 5:56AM
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.Hugo.
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kbonrqudoba n00b


YoungWookieejust went today, although i prefer taco del mar and qudoba more this is what i got/get from chipotle


Its qdoba geniuses, no u
Mar 12 2015 7:55AM
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theBearJew
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Nothing because Chipolte just give you an asinine amount of rice and barely anything else. Get your burrito with chicken? Have 5 pieces. Enjoy plowing through all that rice so at the end of your burrito you get a bite filled with that once piece of chicken you paid for.
Mar 12 2015 8:20AM
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Deforestation
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theBearJewNothing because Chipolte just give you an asinine amount of rice and barely anything else. Get your burrito with chicken? Have 5 pieces. Enjoy plowing through all that rice so at the end of your burrito you get a bite filled with that once piece of chicken you paid for.


Ask for more meat/less rice...
Mar 12 2015 9:19AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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chipotle fucking sucks. idk why you'd ever waste your money on it? maybe i'm just spoiled with a TON of authentic hole in the wall mexican joints with FIRE mexican food for cheap as fuck.....
Mar 12 2015 9:22AM
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KravtZ
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Barefootin_Fiendchipotle fucking sucks. idk why you'd ever waste your money on it? maybe i'm just spoiled with a TON of authentic hole in the wall mexican joints with FIRE mexican food for cheap as fuck.....


I would have to agree with this. I do enjoy Chipotle though. Hell, even living in Nyc so many better places to go. Theres one of those awesome places that sell everything for lunch by my office and has the best burritos / burrito bowls. Has like triple the amount of meat and taste so good. I don't really get it though, the line for chipotle (at least on 50 and park) is literally out the door during lunch. Have no idea who would want to wait on that line. That being said...chipotle has been crushing it and made me a fuck ton of money on the stock
Mar 12 2015 11:22AM
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theBearJew
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nfsoxAsk for more meat/less rice...


More meat means more money. How about they just give me proper portions.
Mar 12 2015 11:59AM
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Nikolaus
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Indigestion
Mar 12 2015 12:03PM
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airplaneface
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The runs
Mar 12 2015 12:07PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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KravtZI would have to agree with this. I do enjoy Chipotle though. Hell, even living in Nyc so many better places to go. Theres one of those awesome places that sell everything for lunch by my office and has the best burritos / burrito bowls. Has like triple the amount of meat and taste so good. I don't really get it though, the line for chipotle (at least on 50 and park) is literally out the door during lunch. Have no idea who would want to wait on that line. That being said...chipotle has been crushing it and made me a fuck ton of money on the stock


there's a place down the street from my office that has carnitas for $1 each....and they are FIRE...stuffed full of meat. the place is a shit hole though...it's like a restaurant attached/on the side of a little mexican grocery store, but holy fuck, best food ever.
Mar 12 2015 1:27PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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rice
beans
peppers and onions
lettuce
jalapeños
hot salsa
cheese
steak or chicken.

Virtually every time, even when it's not Chipotle (there are only 4 chipotles in the UK, all of them in London.
Mar 12 2015 1:34PM
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Davin
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Burrito

rice
steak
cheese
hot salsa
lettuce
sour cream
Mar 12 2015 2:39PM
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JAHpow
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Steak burrito
White rice
Black beans
Mild salsa
Corn
Lettuce
Guacamole
Sour cream
Mar 12 2015 3:08PM
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OzzyJ
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hard shell
steak
cheese
Mar 12 2015 5:43PM
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TRVP
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extra guac and nothing else.
Mar 12 2015 5:51PM
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dustygoldflakes
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Steak quesidillas, idk if i spelled that right fuck you
Mar 12 2015 11:44PM
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brend
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Is there anything like this in Canada?
Mar 12 2015 11:52PM
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gusestomp
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Pancheros for the win!!
Mar 13 2015 5:56PM
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connory998
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b_rendIs there anything like this in Canada?


Mucho Burrito.
Mar 14 2015 12:00AM
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cornholio
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bowl or salad (depending on workout day or not, bro)
both beans
fajita veggies
double meats (whatever i'm feeling)
pico
hot
sometimes guac

i swear i have at least a 50% or greater success rate with either free 2nd meat or guac (or both)
Mar 14 2015 12:22AM
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theabortionator
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a thing with stuff in it
Mar 14 2015 12:25AM
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hulkhoganite
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usually a bad case of explosive diarrhea
Mar 14 2015 9:10AM
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soccerzla7
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gusestompPancheros for the win!!


Are these popular? I thought they were only near me. Chiptole is better though
Mar 14 2015 11:49AM
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notspoicey
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fuk chipotle
Mar 14 2015 12:21PM
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gusestomp
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soccerzla7Are these popular? I thought they were only near me. Chiptole is better though


super popular around me, its so good. Everyone prefers it over Moes and Chipotle
Mar 14 2015 1:12PM
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amo
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Carnitas
White Rice
Black Beans
Fajita Veggies
Pico
Corn Salsa
Verde Salsa
Hot Salsa
Guac
Sour Cream
Cheese
Lettuce
*Cilantro
*Vinaigrette dressing

AKA everything
Mar 14 2015 1:37PM
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Aidin954
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Burrito or bowl, sometimes both because im a fat fuck
white rice
black beans
chicken
hot salsa
sour cream
cheese
lettuce in the burrito
Mar 14 2015 11:13PM
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Deforestation
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Aidin954Burrito or bowl, sometimes both because im a fat fuck


yo...
Mar 15 2015 2:08PM
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gapersarefriends
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fuck chipotle, overpriced shitty food. i get better/more at the mexican market down the street
Mar 15 2015 5:10PM
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Aidin954
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nfsoxyo...

Hey.
Mar 15 2015 5:10PM
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Jewschoolers
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Chipotle is honestly pretty shitty. I have a large supply of places to get better Mexican for less money
Mar 15 2015 5:27PM
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Deforestation
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Man, Chipotle is getting a lot of hate. However, I don't think anyone is expecting authentic Mexican food from a tex-mex joint. I've been to Mexico and regularly eat at the top rated Mexican joint in my area (great tacos). But I can still say that when it comes to chain resturaunts, Chipotle is by falr the best in both quality and taste. I rarely have a better burrito.
Mar 15 2015 6:34PM
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d00d
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Double butt plug
with extra cheese
please :D
Mar 15 2015 6:51PM
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mtnjax
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Bowl w/ a side of chips
Brown rice
Chicken
Hot salsa
Corn salsa
Cheese

mix it all up in the bowl and eat with the chips

fiery poops the next morning
Mar 15 2015 8:32PM
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