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Worst crime you've committed

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Thom4s
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,079
What laws have you all broken? Any stories about bad encounters police or any other form of law enforcement are good too! Sorry if there's already a thread on this.
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Mar 8 2015 11:15PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
one time at qudoba i asked for a cup for water and filled it up with lemonade
Mar 8 2015 11:17PM
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Nikolaus
Posts: 863 - Karma: 995
walked across the street with a red light
Mar 8 2015 11:21PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
nice try youre not fooling me officer
Mar 8 2015 11:22PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Was forced to go TPing one night with my cousins (hated it). Anyways some guy called the cops and I ended up evading them by going 110 mph down some county road and hiding in a corn field.





never again
Mar 8 2015 11:22PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Reckless driving, reckless endangerment of a minor, vandalism, and open container.


Get of probation at the end of this month. woo. #freemingg
Mar 8 2015 11:28PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
multiple fights and tping middle school bathrooms
Mar 8 2015 11:37PM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,669
One time I smoked the reefer
Mar 8 2015 11:40PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Well I banged OP's mom, so I guess that would be engaging in prostitution and public indecency
Mar 8 2015 11:45PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
I threw rocks at cars and damaged them, but I turned myself in.
Mar 8 2015 11:49PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
I skied pretty fast past the slow sign
Mar 8 2015 11:50PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
i kill dat pussy every weekend boiiiii
Mar 8 2015 11:50PM
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Huck_Fin
Posts: 355 - Karma: 971
I rode my bike on the wrong side of the street
Mar 8 2015 11:53PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
I broke into a school bus at a basketball game in 7th grade. The look on the drivers face when saw me sitting in the back seat was priceless.
Mar 8 2015 11:54PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
ive stolen from a sports store i used to work at.

times where i've just seen nice clothing and bagged it, another time where i wanted new sunglasses so i "returned" my old ones for store credit stating that they were defective so they could just be replaced for brand new ones.

not things im proud of, but things you do when you're a kid. plus, i realized at those kind of massive warehouse stores that more product loss goes into their own lack of organization than theft, so i could always rationalize doing it. people steal hundreds of dollars worth of goods, but they lose, misplace so much more, accidentally put things in storage that have insanely high value and years later needs to be junked or sold for dirt cheap simply because its value has depreciated.

oh, once i put a pair of grand new smith prodigy goggles inside like a $20 whatever smith goggle box and bought it. pretty slimy, as someone who is trusted with keys to inventory and protecting against that kind of shit.
Mar 8 2015 11:56PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
One B&E and a bunch of other theft but I'm past that bullshit now. I haven't stolen anything in years.
Mar 9 2015 12:30AM
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pow_pow~
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 1,804
gta, be, gl, vandalism
Mar 9 2015 12:35AM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
jaywalking
Mar 9 2015 12:37AM
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GregFlik
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,075
I got charged with Inciting a riot on St. Paddy's Day at State.
Mar 9 2015 12:38AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259
im a pussy so my records clean
Mar 9 2015 12:48AM
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rballs_
Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,992
Jaywalking
Mar 9 2015 1:48AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mar 9 2015 2:51AM
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CheesusChrist
Posts: 159 - Karma: 345
Nothing exceptionally interesting with a rad back story, just your normal shit pretty much, ozs of bud, trespassing abandoned factories

Stealing plastic lawn ornaments but theyre so fucking ugly we're essentially doing the neighborhoods a favor
Mar 9 2015 5:38AM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
Stole your girls heart


















Bitch
Mar 9 2015 7:51AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,480
This thread has never been made before. Also, the concept is pretty stupid. Post things that you shouldn't post on the internet, on the internet.


I had a sip of wine at my brothers wedding last year. I'm only 17. YOLO
Mar 9 2015 8:18AM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
kbonrone time at qudoba i asked for a cup for water and filled it up with lemonade


Who actually goes to Qudoba?
Mar 9 2015 8:27AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
WPochWho actually goes to Qudoba?


Its better than chipotle. Never has any lines and that queso
Mar 9 2015 8:30AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13047 - Karma: 18,297
Ive spoken out against politicians, police abuse and oil companies and politicians to strip the land of ressources in Canada. Yup I have committed quite a few crimes against the government.
Mar 9 2015 9:21AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
Driving under the influence and exhibition of speed. Don't do it kids. Jail sucks... I had to sit next to an old lady that was fully tweaked on meth. She yelled at me for 45 minutes before I could bail myself out.
Mar 9 2015 9:32AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4751 - Karma: -559
Used someone elses epic pass at vail.
Mar 9 2015 9:34AM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
I once got 3 doubles in a row and had to go directly to jail without passing GO.
Mar 9 2015 10:08AM
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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/758631/Lil-Dicky---White-Crime--Official-Video-
Mar 9 2015 10:43AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
I got a citation for walking in a crosswalk.
Mar 9 2015 10:51AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
Sprayed a ski patroler.
Mar 9 2015 11:11AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,564
freestyler540Ive spoken out against politicians, police abuse and oil companies and politicians to strip the land of ressources in Canada. Yup I have committed quite a few crimes against the government.


Mar 9 2015 11:18AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Whenever I take a shit in a public bathroom I fold the TP into triangles so the next person who sits thinks it was just cleaned.


....but it wasn't.
Mar 9 2015 1:43PM
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freidchicken
Posts: 54 - Karma: 104
this one time me and my friend sprayed salad cream on a car, then got scared the police where coming so we hid in the woods and threw eggs at trees.
Mar 9 2015 2:40PM
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chicknfriedsteak
Posts: 984 - Karma: 4,691
One time I drove to town without a seat belt on.
Mar 9 2015 3:48PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Spent the night in jail for biking under the influence. I crashed my bike looking at a girls ass, right in front of a cop. Still got her number. I won that round.
Mar 9 2015 4:41PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
WPochWho actually goes to Qudoba?


.Hugo.Its better than chipotle. Never has any lines and that queso


It's all about Moe's.
Mar 9 2015 4:41PM
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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
hid a candy bar so that the lunch lady wouldnt see it at cash register
Mar 9 2015 5:17PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
i shot a man in reno, just to watch him die
Mar 9 2015 5:17PM
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michiskier23
Posts: 172 - Karma: 298
rode my bike on the sidewalk when there was a bike lane
Mar 9 2015 5:17PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
Yea the Lil' Dicky video pretty much sums it up for me.
Mar 9 2015 5:55PM
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Thom4s
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,079
Probably should have said this when I created the thread but I broke some windows and looked around inside this rotting abandoned house in the woods with my friend apparently there was an owner who was quite upset and he didn't press charges of vandalism or breaking and entering but we had to dish out 2 grand to pay for everything. Also set of some bottle rockets another time and before I knew it I was surrounded by 8 cruisers being patted down with latex gloves and getting metal detectoerd in the headlights in response to 'gunshots'

My record is clean though!
Mar 9 2015 5:57PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
I used to drive a pretty large SUV back in high school. Was parrelel parking once in a nearby town and ended up basically grinding on the side of a lexus SUV. Made like a 6-8 inch scratch from two cars rubbing together. Was with some buddies and they freaked out and said to drive so I just sped away (causing more grinding) and just drove home. For me luckly my parents didn't give a crap about the car since it was mine and was our 4th beater car. Still feel bad about it to this day. Knowing how much things on cars cost especially luxury brands im sure they had to repaint the entire panel.
Mar 9 2015 6:41PM
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Brewnt
Posts: 65 - Karma: 484
Thom4sProbably should have said this when I created the thread but I broke some windows and looked around inside this rotting abandoned house in the woods with my friend apparently there was an owner who was quite upset and he didn't press charges of vandalism or breaking and entering but we had to dish out 2 grand to pay for everything. Also set of some bottle rockets another time and before I knew it I was surrounded by 8 cruisers being patted down with latex gloves and getting metal detectoerd in the headlights in response to 'gunshots'

My record is clean though!


There was no we I paid all the money and it fucking sucked u told ur parents u didn't do anything #pussyaf
Mar 9 2015 6:44PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
BrewntThere was no we I paid all the money and it fucking sucked u told ur parents u didn't do anything #pussyaf


shots fired!
Mar 9 2015 6:51PM
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Holzsteezy*
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,110
i onced burned a dollar. fuck money bitch
Mar 9 2015 6:54PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
TinyTigershttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/758631/Lil-Dicky---White-Crime--Official-Video-


me
Mar 9 2015 7:31PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
Holzsteezy*i onced burned a dollar. fuck money bitch


you got nothin on me boi

Mar 9 2015 10:14PM
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