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Rules, just quote the question your responding and then ask your own.

I'll start
Wear a clown costume when skiing or ski with a perminent erection.
Mar 4 2015 10:36PM
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Aidan-G
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Clown costume


This one has two parts

Think of someone you find attractive

Would you rather watch your mom have sex with that person or watch your dad have sex with that person?
Mar 4 2015 10:41PM
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dingus
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Mr.SaltyRules, just quote the question your responding and then ask your own.

I'll start
Wear a clown costume when skiing or ski with a perminent erection.

Ski with a permanent erection, then I could bang some chick while skiing upload it to xvideos and fresh_prince can add the link to a thread

WYR
Fuck a cactus
Fuck Devin Logan
Mar 4 2015 10:42PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Aidan-GClown costume


This one has two parts

Think of someone you find attractive

Would you rather watch your mom have sex with that person or watch your dad have sex with that person?


dingusSki with a permanent erection, then I could bang some chick while skiing upload it to xvideos and fresh_prince can add the link to a thread

WYR
Fuck a cactus
Fuck Devin Logan


The mom one.
Devin Logan.

Bring Adolf Hitler back from the dead or kill Thomas Edison as a baby.
Mar 4 2015 10:45PM
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.FRY.
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CaptainObvious.The mom one.
Devin Logan.

Bring Adolf Hitler back from the dead or kill Thomas Edison as a baby.


I would bring back hitler just so I could kill him again

would you rather be shot in the dick, or shot in the balls?
Mar 4 2015 10:58PM
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corona
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.FryI would bring back hitler just so I could kill him again

would you rather be shot in the dick, or shot in the balls?


dick. my penis is so pathetically small they'd probably miss.


would you rather have to poop your pants every time you need to poop or pee your pants every time you need to pee
Mar 4 2015 11:03PM
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SupremeDeity
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Would you rather own Bee Movie on DVD or Blu Ray?
Mar 4 2015 11:04PM
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CHORIZO
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VinnieFdick. my penis is so pathetically small they'd probably miss.


would you rather have to poop your pants every time you need to poop or pee your pants every time you need to pee


pee my pants


would you rather eat a mans beard or drink your own urine
Mar 4 2015 11:10PM
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stinky_cheese
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SupremeDeityWould you rather own Bee Movie on DVD or Blu Ray?


DVD, better quality

would you rather have a worm in your apple or be the worm in someone else's apple?
Mar 4 2015 11:10PM
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theabortionator
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stinky_peteDVD, better quality

would you rather have a worm in your apple or be the worm in someone else's apple?


Does anyone really care that much either way?

Would you rather live the rest of your life working a shitty office job or only be allowed on the mountain as a snowboarder
Mar 4 2015 11:19PM
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Pobert_Rrice
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Would you rather let kim k take a hot steaming shit on your face or rick ross take the hot steaming shit.
Mar 5 2015 12:08AM
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ben_southworth
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ANUSTARTpee my pants


would you rather eat a mans beard or drink your own urine


I would point out that a friend of mine once drank his own urine at a party in hopes that women would stop talking to him if his breath smelled like urine and/or they realized what he was doing.

Given that he's a NS member, I do hope he can account for this. What up Ryco.
Mar 5 2015 12:16AM
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El.Guapo
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Bobby_PWould you rather let kim k take a hot steaming shit on your face or rick ross take the hot steaming shit.


Kim k doesn't poop dumbass.

Would you rather smoke 2 grams of keep every day or drink a fifth every day
Mar 5 2015 12:17AM
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Kreech
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Would you rather have sex with honey boo boo

or have sex with scarlett johansson, but she's slathered in poop

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Mar 5 2015 12:30AM
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theVan
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KreechWould you rather have sex with honey boo boo

or have sex with scarlett johansson, but she's slathered in poop

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Scarlet. Just give me a condom intended for use in chemical environment and a nose plug.
Mar 5 2015 12:33AM
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theVan
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Would you rather have the super powers of invisibility and time travel, or the ability to shape shift into any animal at will?
Mar 5 2015 12:36AM
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ben_southworth
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theVanWould you rather have the super powers of invisibility and time travel, or the ability to shape shift into any animal at will?


Animal definitely. Time travel and invisibility just sounds like trouble.

Surprised the obvious question hasn't come up yet: would you rather give up skiing or sex indefinitely?
Mar 5 2015 12:45AM
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theabortionatorDoes anyone really care that much either way?

Would you rather live the rest of your life working a shitty office job or only be allowed on the mountain as a snowboarder


Learn how to snowboard, ride powder.
Mar 5 2015 9:49AM
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robbinJAHood
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ben_southworthAnimal definitely. Time travel and invisibility just sounds like trouble.

Surprised the obvious question hasn't come up yet: would you rather give up skiing or sex indefinitely?


give up sex. still ways to pleasure yourself lol
Mar 5 2015 11:59AM
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gups53
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ben_southworthAnimal definitely. Time travel and invisibility just sounds like trouble.

Surprised the obvious question hasn't come up yet: would you rather give up skiing or sex indefinitely?


Skiing, I would switch to snowboarding.

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one know about it or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?
Mar 5 2015 12:09PM
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dingusSki with a permanent erection, then I could bang some chick while skiing upload it to xvideos and fresh_prince can add the link to a thread

WYR
Fuck a cactus
Fuck Devin Logan


I'd fuck Devin Logan with a cactus.
Would you rather not be able to ski and start skatebiarding, or not use skis over 130cm.
Mar 5 2015 12:23PM
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nate1097
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gleflochSkiing, I would switch to snowboarding.

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one know about it or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?


Do it and have no one know. Imagine the nicknames if people thought you did.

Would you rather have your skis taken away and have to snowboard for the rest of your life or bang the ugliest teacher/co-worker in your school/workplace?
Mar 5 2015 12:26PM
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Holzsteezy*
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nate1097Do it and have no one know. Imagine the nicknames if people thought you did.

Would you rather have your skis taken away and have to snowboard for the rest of your life or bang the ugliest teacher/co-worker in your school/workplace?


bang the ugliest teacher. i'd just close my eyes and pretend its someone hot



would you rather have your balls chopped off with a rusty machete of have them smashed on a table with a sludge hammer?
Mar 5 2015 12:37PM
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lcoopman
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Would you rather watch your own contraception or your birth?
Mar 5 2015 12:44PM
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Dobber
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Holzsteezy*bang the ugliest teacher. i'd just close my eyes and pretend its someone hot



would you rather have your balls chopped off with a rusty machete of have them smashed on a table with a sludge hammer?


The rusty machete sounds much more pleasant.

Would you rather fuck a man that has a vagina or get fucked by a woman with a penis?
Mar 5 2015 12:44PM
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CashmereCat
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Holzsteezy*bang the ugliest teacher. i'd just close my eyes and pretend its someone hot



would you rather have your balls chopped off with a rusty machete of have them smashed on a table with a sludge hammer?


Chopped off.
Would you rather be underpaid or over-rated.
Mar 5 2015 12:44PM
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Dragonslayer101
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gleflochWould you rather fuck a goat and no one know about it or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?


Ill try anything once





Would you rather have sex with a porcupine or tear your ACL?
Mar 5 2015 7:55PM
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lurking
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Dragonslayer101Ill try anything once





Would you rather have sex with a porcupine or tear your ACL?


Sex with a porcupine. Duh.

If you were a man in prison, would you rather take it in the ass and receive a bj, or give it in the ass and have to give a bj.
Mar 5 2015 8:21PM
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jellomellow
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loganschnurSex with a porcupine. Duh.

If you were a man in prison, would you rather take it in the ass and receive a bj, or give it in the ass and have to give a bj.


take it in the ass and receive a bj.

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples.
Mar 5 2015 8:52PM
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.FRY.
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jellomellowtake it in the ass and receive a bj.

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples.


dick sized nipples. you could scare the shit out of people at the beach.

would you rather burn to death, or eat your feet/
Mar 5 2015 8:56PM
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JGWI
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nipple sized dick

would you rather Pee yourself in public OR shit yourself in private, but have to wait three hours to clean it up?
Mar 5 2015 8:56PM
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PowPirate
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jellomellowtake it in the ass and receive a bj.

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples.


dick sized nipples

would you rather shit a melon or piss a grape...
Mar 5 2015 8:57PM
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Lus146
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PowPiratedick sized nipples

would you rather shit a melon or piss a grape...


piss a grape.

would you rather accidentally send a sext to your mom or to your boss?
Mar 5 2015 9:30PM
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AT-AT
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Lus146piss a grape.

would you rather accidentally send a sext to your mom or to your boss?


Definitely to my mother. She's more likely to still love me afterwards.

Would you rather live in Antarctica or live in the desert.
Mar 5 2015 9:37PM
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lurking
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AT-ATDefinitely to my mother. She's more likely to still love me afterwards.

Would you rather live in Antarctica or live in the desert.


Antarctica. I hate sand.

Would you rather sleep with your dad once or kill your mother?
Mar 5 2015 10:50PM
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cdip
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would you rather ski with a banana up your ass or a Mars bar.
Mar 5 2015 11:09PM
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CHORIZO
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loganschnurAntarctica. I hate sand.

Would you rather sleep with your dad once or kill your mother?


probably kill my mom

would you rather have it rain pretzels or transplant your own liver to a martoan
Mar 6 2015 2:25AM
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dustygoldflakes
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Would you rater do 100 jumping jacks on rusty nails, or get hung by you dick from a tree?
Mar 6 2015 11:17AM
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Aidan-GClown costume


This one has two parts

Think of someone you find attractive

Would you rather watch your mom have sex with that person or watch your dad have sex with that person?


Mom, because if my dad did it would trigger primal instincts to challenge him to the death over who gets to mate with her.

Would you rather have a micropenis, or a foreskin soo large even when erect its too flopy to put in.
Mar 6 2015 3:29PM
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*Nickdel*
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Mr.SaltyMom, because if my dad did it would trigger primal instincts to challenge him to the death over who gets to mate with her.

Would you rather have a micropenis, or a foreskin soo large even when erect its too flopy to put in.


Microphalis. At least then I would be able to mash it into her vag. It may not penetrate but i could work around that
Mar 6 2015 3:33PM
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percs
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Would you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?
Mar 6 2015 3:46PM
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Bamjam
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ChiefKeithWould you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?


Cancer. Way more sympathy, and you can still mash hoes.

WYR, immediately after the filming, give one of the girls from two girls one cup a rim job or make out with her?
Mar 6 2015 4:18PM
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JahLiam
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BamjamCancer. Way more sympathy, and you can still mash hoes.

WYR, immediately after the filming, give one of the girls from two girls one cup a rim job or make out with her?


make out with her, although I assume it would taste the same as a rimjob.

would you rather always be about halfway hungry no matter how much you ate, or have to throw up after every thing you ate
Mar 6 2015 8:08PM
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Finkle
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Aidan-GClown costume


This one has two parts

Think of someone you find attractive

Would you rather watch your mom have sex with that person or watch your dad have sex with that person?


Oooo... damn I'd have to say Mother.
But I have a similar one.

WYR have your best friend go down on your mother?
Or...
WYR have your father go down on your girlfriend/wife?
Mar 6 2015 11:38PM
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