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How to respond to dudes asking for nudes

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katrina
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so every one of us has been there. some guy hits you up and is like "yo, nudes?" or worse, sends you an unsolicited unimpressive dick pic. the question is, how do you respond?



personally i like the tucked up knees as giant boobs trick. what's your m.o.?
Mar 4 2015 11:21AM
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lp.
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send a pic of a naked cat... oh wait that's not what you meant? oops.

Mar 4 2015 12:25PM
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LynxNation
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These days, most snap requests are responded to with a picture of my boyfriends hairy ass. The way I see it, it makes him feel important and they (usually) won't bother me again.
Mar 4 2015 4:36PM
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Most-D
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Lol.

Katrina your new S.W. is so much fun!!!!
Mar 4 2015 5:51PM
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badlucksince91
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LynxNationThese days, most snap requests are responded to with a picture of my boyfriends hairy ass. The way I see it, it makes him feel important and they (usually) won't bother me again.


dope photo site!!
Mar 5 2015 12:18AM
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LynxNation
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badlucksince91dope photo site!!


Aw thank you!
Mar 5 2015 1:06PM
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B.Aussie
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I once sent a picture of one of my friends manboobs pressed together, that was pretty funny.
Mar 5 2015 7:02PM
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yelsel
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send pics of your poo in the toilet. that'll get them to stop.
Mar 6 2015 8:18AM
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katrina
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yelselsend pics of your poo in the toilet. that'll get them to stop.


... what if theyre into it...?
Mar 6 2015 1:25PM
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S.M.G
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Katrina... what if theyre into it...?


you find that motherfucker and you marry him
Mar 6 2015 9:08PM
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katrina
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S.M.Gyou find that motherfucker and you marry him


TRUUUUU
Mar 7 2015 1:03AM
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neutralzombie
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B.AussieI once sent a picture of one of my friends manboobs pressed together, that was pretty funny.


hairy buttcheeks in a bra are acceptable.
Mar 9 2015 11:36PM
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Mingg
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I honestly just did the knee thing to this guy who's been asking me for nudes for a few months.

I fucking trolled him so hard. Thank you Katrina for your fantastic insight. You're the illest.
Mar 12 2015 12:12AM
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katrina
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MinggI honestly just did the knee thing to this guy who's been asking me for nudes for a few months.

I fucking trolled him so hard. Thank you Katrina for your fantastic insight. You're the illest.


hahaha works every time. also a bit disturbing when you realizing they are fapping to your knees...
Mar 14 2015 1:58PM
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Mama.
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Obviously send them some as long as you get free stuff out of it duh.
Mar 17 2015 12:50AM
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Jane6
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a friend of mine got (unwanted) dick pics from a dude she used to go to high school with. She found out that his aunt worked at the same nursery home she worked at, so she told the aunt that she was friends with her nephew, the aunt was stoked and said yes to pose for a selfie with her

The next time the dude sent her a dick pic she sent him that pic and he never sent anything to her again haha
Mar 17 2015 7:55PM
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neutralzombie
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Jane6a friend of mine got (unwanted) dick pics from a dude she used to go to high school with. She found out that his aunt worked at the same nursery home she worked at, so she told the aunt that she was friends with her nephew, the aunt was stoked and said yes to pose for a selfie with her

The next time the dude sent her a dick pic she sent him that pic and he never sent anything to her again haha


hahahahahahaha!!! god the unwanted dick pics. happens all the time, even when you try to shoot the shit and talk about platonic things like comic books or music.



and this cat reminded me of this thread.
Mar 17 2015 9:51PM
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