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What if your top sheet came alive?

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toastyteenagers
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here's an idea.

what if your top sheet came alive and tried to kill you.
how screwed would you be?
heres mine:

Octopi are scary, could choke, but would suffocate over time over lack of water.
inb4 pass joint
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pat_in_the_hat
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umm no
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kalle.
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OP, what kind of dust did you smoke?

but i have a tree in my graphic on a black surface (soul rider) so i would perhaps die from a falling tree in darkness
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S.J.W
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My morphics have a lizard on what looks like microchip like background. So it's pretty much Digimon
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last_tango
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I don't even know
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steeze4days
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Guessing getting ran over by a motorbike would kinda suck.
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John18_6
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I gotta get my hands on whatever op been smokin.
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lurking
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UglyboyMy morphics have a lizard on what looks like microchip like background. So it's pretty much Digimon


Multiple lizards
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yungcigsmoker
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I ain't even mad
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stersk
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This thing would eat me alive every time I bitched out of a trick
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lurking
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MTNS



I ain't even mad


She's not having sex with you, she is trying to murder you.
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profa_212
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loganschnurShe's not having sex with you, she is trying to murder you.


You obviously don't know what kinky means
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cydwhit
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My hellbents would eat my soul
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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OH NO! I will die from.....stars? ninja stars? These graphics suck for this.....



But this son dude would probably grind me up and snort me....
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AT-AT
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I would be breaking out a boombox.
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CaptTurner
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I would have a coked up disco black panther trying to eat me
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Gr0mo
Posts: 707 - Karma: 3,663
how high are you right now....

but yea my top sheets/bases are scary as fk

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Caleb.E
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K2 iron maidens.......

Yeah i would be brutally chopped into little bits by a blunt axe.
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*Nickdel*
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Death by pizza from the TC crew
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Afronaut
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since the colors should represent the colors of the american flag i think i'm pretty much screwed
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tokeagain_dyl
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JJs have a like cyborg guy with a war hammer so...shit
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gperry1
Posts: 377 - Karma: 818

My best guess is that I'm getting stabbed to death
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Holzsteezy*
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not a fucking is happening.

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JahLiam
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death by............flourescent colours?
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.lencon
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Black topsheets for life yo (2013 4frnt yle)
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edai
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I guess itd be pretty bad lol

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last_tango
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.lenconBlack topsheets for life yo (2013 4frnt yle)

But there is pseudo graphic in all the black. Some chick with headphones and some weird looking dude.
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veng_m
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I would get schythed to death by my hellbents
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.lencon
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last_tangoBut there is pseudo graphic in all the black. Some chick with headphones and some weird looking dude.


Only in the right lighting do they appear. Ill just night ski and ill be good.
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brend
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I have this years filthy riches so I guess that I would drown in money haha.
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dingus
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I will be consumed in cats that are in space so I would be stoked
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shin-bang
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dingusI will be consumed in cats that are in space so I would be stoked


Same here. Kitten factory did a killer job on this years Rayzrs
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THEE_wizard
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I guess my a-bangs would just be covered in real line stickers.
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rozboon
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Anyone with Hellbents = screwed

Have to say, when I saw the thread title I was like woah, put down the pipe.
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op14
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Candide 1.0 2k14's. I'd be attacked by the sky and clowds.
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dingus
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shin-bangSame here. Kitten factory did a killer job on this years Rayzrs

How are the kitten factory I was gonna get some instead of j skis just because they are called kitten factory but I ended up getting the cats in space
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neski30
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I guess a monkey attack?
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iggyskier
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It would be the worst day of work at the ON3P Factory, ever.
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dtwizzle
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lung cancer?
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dtwizzle
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dtwizzlelung cancer?




dammit
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BROCO
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Anybody with '15 chronics would get mauled by a tiger.
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fujarome
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The original k2 fujatives. Escaped convict... Eh I'm out of luck
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Holte
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The original Hellbents are second to none.
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mhuddy_22
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Well I've got a bunch of space cats..... i honestly don't know if I should be afraid or excited for the day that it happens.
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slaydave
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pretty fucked
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Randel
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I'd be attacked by roughly 29 dudes and a doge along with steve stepp.

JSkis stolen whipit
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CubanLinx
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I'd be pretty psyched for a fire-breathing dragon and a wizard to come alive on the topsheets of my Chronics. It would be like a trip without the drugs
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veng_m
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neski30


I guess a monkey attack?


snowboarder attack
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jellomellow
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Absoluty nothing will happen
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GrahamGould
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I guess I would get shot with an arrow or scalped, and I don't even know what that machine does.
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