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How to fuck up ones day

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Master_drifter
Posts: 33 - Karma: 1,002
Post the most evil thing you could possibly think of about how to fuck up ones day. Lets hear your inner evil Genius NS!!
Feb 27 2015 8:01PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Murder!
Feb 27 2015 8:04PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
since this is newschoolers, tear their acl
Feb 27 2015 8:09PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
put dynamite in someones boots
Feb 27 2015 8:11PM
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Holzsteezy*
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,110
bite their dick off, clog their arteries.
Feb 27 2015 8:15PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Tear a huge hole in the crotch of every pair of pants they own, steal all their underwear, and squirrels mustard on all their shirts
Feb 27 2015 8:18PM
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WhatTheHuck
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,161
Tell them you fucked their dad
Feb 27 2015 10:12PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
make them into a suit
Feb 27 2015 10:16PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
pee in their butt
Feb 27 2015 10:18PM
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jackdonovan
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 3,079
.Frypee in their butt


came here to say this
Feb 27 2015 10:57PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
Cut off their thumbs and stick them in their nose.
Feb 27 2015 11:30PM
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
Feed them chili made of their parents
Feb 27 2015 11:58PM
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bieberhole69.
Posts: 654 - Karma: 1,387
Ask them why they're grumpy, even if they're not grumpy
Feb 28 2015 12:11AM
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judmaster77
Posts: 176 - Karma: 224
butterslut.make them into a suit


Buffalo bill?
Feb 28 2015 12:22AM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
fuck a sheep
Feb 28 2015 12:55AM
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OP_has_Aids
Posts: 183 - Karma: 837
Get them oreos, but replace the cream filling with white shaving cream.
Feb 28 2015 8:39AM
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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,555
guentrya16Get them oreos, but replace the cream filling with white shaving cream.


or semen
Feb 28 2015 9:11AM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
Powstagramor semen


or toothpaste
Feb 28 2015 10:39AM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Skin them alive and make a statue out of their skin as they watch in agony and be sure to bring is family and skin them alive too
Feb 28 2015 11:10AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
kim_jong_illor toothpaste


or semen
Feb 28 2015 11:47AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Tell them wearing full tilts doesn't make them cool
Feb 28 2015 12:33PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
tell them they fucked their mom
Feb 28 2015 12:35PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
dickhead.since this is newschoolers, tear their acl



tore mine a month ago literally days before New England got dumped on. fml.
Feb 28 2015 1:01PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
Piss in their coffee
Feb 28 2015 1:42PM
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bieberhole69.
Posts: 654 - Karma: 1,387
Powstagramor semen


Granite_Stateor semen


or semen
Feb 28 2015 2:19PM
4 0
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
put cum in the coffee creamer
Feb 28 2015 6:10PM
1 0
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
never leave them alone so they can't jerk off
Feb 28 2015 10:31PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
show them this
http://varietymodels.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/
Mar 1 2015 9:06PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
fresh_princeshow them this
http://varietymodels.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/


this thread is how to fuck up ones day.

Not how to create awful reoccuring dreams for the rest of their life
Mar 2 2015 12:52AM
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butternotbatter
Posts: 77 - Karma: 256
Tell them line is no longer cool
Mar 2 2015 5:05AM
2 2
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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,555
MarkusTheSkierTell them line is no longer cool


simmer down now
Mar 2 2015 1:50PM
1 0
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BARRYtheCYBORG
Posts: 4 - Karma: 14
Getting hammered on vodka and WD-40 and then stealing your gardeners driving lawnmower and driving it through a Macy's only to litreally get the shit tazed out of u by mall security.
Mar 2 2015 3:11PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
fresh_princeshow them this
http://varietymodels.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/


"DESCRIPTION:
Karla and Latifa are two girls who just want to have fun. Latifa says that she is hungry, but Karla do not have any food to offer. But this is not a big problem for Latifa who wants to surprise Karla with a special warm meal. She shits a big poop on the glass so they can delight themselves and they do it! In addition they serve some delicious vomit and have a great meal!" Wtf
Mar 2 2015 3:16PM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Give them wrong directions to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta.
Mar 3 2015 12:40PM
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