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Newschoolers Confessions

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kshaughn
Posts: 504 - Karma: 4,523
Here is a place to post anything you need to confess to clear your conscience, and it (probably) won't get back to you in real life. Confess anything you want to get off your chest: stuff about skiing, relationships, really anything you want to get out there.

In college, I had sex while my roommate was in the room sleeping multiple times and they never found out. (JSowles if you read this, it wasn't with you in the room)
I'm 23 years old and I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies in fear that they won't live up to the hype.
Feb 18 2015 10:08AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
SupremeDeityI told my mummy I had picked up all my toys from my town rug when I actually didnt, then she bought me toastie streudies as a reward

hahah frikn loser i get tendies.
Feb 19 2015 5:45PM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
SFBhahah frikn loser i get tendies.


frik off man im only 180 gbp away from a wiiu ur just jealous
Feb 19 2015 6:12PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
ive jerked it to most pink name accounts
Feb 19 2015 6:16PM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
ohmyglob8ive jerked it to most pink name accounts


haven't we all?
Feb 19 2015 6:56PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
fresh_princefresh_prince's


You probably cant even pop a boner
Feb 19 2015 7:19PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
kim_jong_illhaven't we all?


maybe ;)
Feb 19 2015 8:56PM
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WhatTheHuck
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,161
I like kokanee beer
Feb 19 2015 9:11PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
kim_jong_illhaven't we all?


Im more into that real hardcore orange names
Feb 19 2015 10:36PM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
jdpowI like kokanee beer


You sir, are a disgusting piece of shit
Feb 22 2015 11:08PM
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purplepants420
Posts: 342 - Karma: 883
Sometimes cows aren't actually holy
Jun 7 2015 11:10PM
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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
one time i didn't do my homework........on purpose
Jun 8 2015 5:49PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
mike759one time i didn't do my homework........on purpose


Dude... that just crosses the damn line.
Jun 8 2015 6:06PM
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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
.CJ.Dude... that just crosses the damn line.


my mom yelled at me and took away my pokemon game for a week
Jun 8 2015 6:18PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
When I get drunk I fight trees.

I still play jibbin, like a lot.
Jun 8 2015 9:48PM
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steezelord420
Posts: 141 - Karma: 1,009
I've trained the kids I nanny to run up to me yelling "mommy" in a public place when I'm being hit on by a guy.. I have a special hand signal so they do it only when I need them.
Jun 8 2015 9:59PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
the.wenchI've trained the kids I nanny to run up to me yelling "mommy" in a public place when I'm being hit on by a guy.. I have a special hand signal so they do it only when I need them.


Now thats a classy move
Jun 8 2015 10:09PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
the.wenchI've trained the kids I nanny to run up to me yelling "mommy" in a public place when I'm being hit on by a guy.. I have a special hand signal so they do it only when I need them.


a grubby nanny?


you should change your name.
Jun 8 2015 10:09PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
When I was 12 I had an unhealthy obsession with the Jonas Brothers.


Please don't judge me
Jun 9 2015 12:30AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
I only fuck fat girls
Jun 9 2015 12:44AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
I hate skiing and snow and going outside SO MUCH. I am a member on over 500 internet forums and I just go on them so I'm not lonely.
Jun 9 2015 1:42PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,178
I've been in and bought something from Victoria's Secret
Jun 9 2015 3:17PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
for prom, my group went to a pizza place for dinner. Naturally, all the girls migrated to the bathroom together in a mass pack, and then most the boys went as well. All left at the table was my friend and i. We trefted and ate everyones pizza, we couldn't help it the pizza was amazing. when everyone came back from the bathroom, my friend and i just said the waiter took it because he thought everyone had left
Jun 9 2015 4:46PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
.lenconI've been in and bought something from Victoria's Secret


hey me too!
Jun 9 2015 6:45PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,178
Mingghey me too!


but I'm a guy
Jun 9 2015 7:15PM
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SteezOnSkis12
Posts: 907 - Karma: 1,446
stinky_petefor prom, my group went to a pizza place for dinner. Naturally, all the girls migrated to the bathroom together in a mass pack, and then most the boys went as well. All left at the table was my friend and i. We trefted and ate everyones pizza, we couldn't help it the pizza was amazing. when everyone came back from the bathroom, my friend and i just said the waiter took it because he thought everyone had left


congrats for making me laugh
Jun 9 2015 8:44PM
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