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The "name your own dildo"

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TomDavies
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This is the thread for naming a dildo.

First name a place, then a sharp object.

"The New York Jackhammer"

"The Hungarian Horntail"

"The Brazilian Piledriver"
10 years ago
76 4
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.graham.
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The south-pacific legend
10 years ago
5 0
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swagyoloswag
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"The texas enforcer"
10 years ago
1 1
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BROCO
Posts: 80 - Karma: 1,430
The american toenail
10 years ago
1 2
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,879
"OP's Butthole Cleaver"
10 years ago
9 0
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,879
Fuck your rules
"OP's Butthole Penetrator"
"OP's Mothers Butthole Stretcher"
"OP's Sister Banger"
"OP's Dads Gay Mid-Life Crisis Beater"
"OP's Dog Chew Toy"
"OP's Grandmother Cheese Grater"
10 years ago
11 1
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
The Lousiana Lawndart
10 years ago
5 0
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JEWmanji
Posts: 126 - Karma: 1,133
The Colorado peak
10 years ago
0 0
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Place sharp object
10 years ago
1 0
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270on420out
Posts: 7525 - Karma: 51,354
Rossignol FKS
10 years ago
21 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 52654 - Karma: 174,941
Sweet dildo OP
10 years ago
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
The Pakistani Penentrator
10 years ago
3 0
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duder227
Posts: 169 - Karma: 1,175
Baseball bat
10 years ago
2 0
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safety.third
Posts: 218 - Karma: 469
the boise barstool
10 years ago
3 0
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,916
http://www.lineskis.com
10 years ago
1 0
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,963
The Louisville Slugger
10 years ago
2 0
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Japaneezy
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 4,268
Marker Griffon
10 years ago
0 0
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S.J.W
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The down under pounder. (I'm Australian)
10 years ago
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
ROGER.Rossignol FKS


Hahahahaha. I think the Look PX and whatever the Rossi equivalent is are even worse
10 years ago
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
The yankee candle
10 years ago
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
SteezyJapaneezyMarker Griffon


This is so accurate. Landed back seat way too many times and tore myself a new one
10 years ago
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LucasTrent
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460
Alaskan pipe line

or


Donkey dick
10 years ago
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
SteezyJapaneezyMarker Griffon


I got very close to losing my anal virginity (which i do not want to lose) because of my big black jesters.
10 years ago
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,672
steezburgereddieI got very close to losing my anal virginity (which i do not want to lose) because of my big black jesters.

One time the binding went through a kids pants and he had to rip it out of his butthole, he was screaming the whole time.
10 years ago
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
not big but clean
10 years ago
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
Long hanging Larry
10 years ago
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
"meh"
10 years ago
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