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Epic Bad British Commentary

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schlopy
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This shit is funny. Yeah it's me so I'm tooting my own horn a bit but regardless of who's skiing we need more of this. This is what we are to the Brits aye Woodsy?!
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/753754/Bad-British-Commentary-on-skiing----
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Feb 6 2015 2:47PM
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M.M
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you sir are a true skwizard.

thank god you didn't spin anymore and catch on fire
Feb 6 2015 3:06PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
wowzers in me trousers!
Feb 6 2015 3:09PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
What were you doing in that pop tarts factory anyways
Feb 6 2015 3:20PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,832
SKWIZARD
Feb 6 2015 3:30PM
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Blurst
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A ski wizard in a pop tarts factory who is one spin away from catching on fire.

Sounds like a really really good plot for a movie.
Feb 6 2015 3:48PM
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marrows
Posts: 399 - Karma: 656
that is great.
Feb 6 2015 3:51PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
dieing!!

so many good phrases.
Feb 6 2015 5:24PM
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AT-AT
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dieing!!

so many good phrases.
Feb 6 2015 5:24PM
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DanThrax
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You've got to go downhill mate.
Feb 6 2015 6:22PM
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-WZ-
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DanThraxYou've got to go downhill mate.


this line got me right off the bat ahaha
Feb 6 2015 6:38PM
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fruitstick
Posts: 594 - Karma: 1,033
Its a joke commentary its not for real schlopy! Still funny as fuck tho
Feb 6 2015 7:01PM
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.tomskis
Posts: 380 - Karma: 1,025
fruitstickIts a joke commentary its not for real schlopy! Still funny as fuck tho


Wait, it's not for real?! Schlopy will be devastated!!!11!1!11!
Feb 6 2015 8:52PM
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suup
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Steak
Feb 6 2015 9:57PM
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fruitstick
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.tomskisWait, it's not for real?! Schlopy will be devastated!!!11!1!11!

I just taught Id point it out, from what Schlopy wrote it seemed he taught it was real.
Feb 6 2015 11:12PM
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Breaking_Rad
Posts: 478 - Karma: 1,088
Totally funny right up to when the guy started talking. #paulmitchell
Feb 6 2015 11:14PM
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.tomskis
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fruitstickI just taught Id point it out, from what Schlopy wrote it seemed he taught it was real.


Fair call
Feb 6 2015 11:21PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,470
"Ultimate spiny!"
Feb 6 2015 11:54PM
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snomaster
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Mary Poppins!
Feb 7 2015 12:58AM
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haggis_hunter
Posts: 399 - Karma: 207
As a Brit on here I can safely say this is actually what would happen if you left our TV channels cover it.
Feb 7 2015 6:41AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Skwizard! That shit needs to catch on.
Feb 7 2015 10:23AM
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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
Well now we know schlopy is actually a snow crab/skwizard
Feb 10 2015 2:41AM
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Noddard
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Mr.BishopSKWIZARD


that is all
Feb 10 2015 3:52AM
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