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ginThere USED to be a group of raccoon's living in my backyard that would always eat my dogs food
so my dad shot them
caucasian_chad.22 pistol dude.don gat no pistol
dingusBuy a stuffed raccoon and sexy it all up and when the coons come out to get laid punt that little shit across the neighborhood and snatch your sticks.
Flyingnuggetdude just put some makeup on so you look like one of them. Walk in on all fours they will never know the difference.
Make sure you wear a gopro and post vid of what happens on NS