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Not falling asleep to pass a drug test

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Al.Capone
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Well, unfortunately, I have a drug test coming up tomorrow morning and a dude is going to watch me pee. As one realizes they are probably doomed they start to come up with dumb solutions to save themselves. My logic here is this. When you sleep toxins naturally build up overnight as your body is resting, thats why you need to pee in the morning. My drug test is first thing in the morning since I'm going in before school. Would staying up all night and drinking water and coffee help my efforts to not get in trouble? Help me out homies with any tips as this might mean less skiing depending on the results.
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lurking
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Al.CaponeOnly reason I grew it was to have that ski bum flow haha, it's wavy though so it looks like 3 inches dry.


Pics of said flow are necessary
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Toaster-Tony
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Sky.Luuuuucy luuuuucy I'm home!


You understand.
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Al.Capone
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loganschnurPics of said flow are necessary




Also, if anyone remembers the thread about my dog jumping out of the car. Thats her.
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-benedetto
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A hair test? Fuck that noise. Go to public school, build some real life character. Life is a constant shakedown, kid
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kshaughn
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I went to a private school in ct and they definitely have drug tested people, usually those who have a history of use (ie they found it in their dorm room at some point). I've never heard of anyone getting hair tested though, that's intense.

Honest question though- If you had already failed a drug test in October, why didn't you just stop for the two months and make sure you did absolutely nothing wrong with the school? I mean it would only be two months and if they felt like you were making strides of improvement they might not have asked for the hair test. Your attitude and faculty perception of you over the last couple of months could have helped you in this case. Disclaimer- I have never smoked before, but I have had friends who were kicked out of high school for failing drug tests and I know of people getting kicked off college teams and not getting jobs because of failing them.
The last thing you want to do is to get kicked out of high school because that will probably set you back a year in school and make it tougher to get into college.

But good luck with everything, hope it all works out for you.
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Casey
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If the pee test was invalid it was because it was too diluted to test. That's what those detox drinks do, they keep your pee yellow even though it is basically straight water. I have passed drug tests with urine-luck synthetic urine, but with the guy watching you that's not really going to fly. That stuff is clutch though its 20 bucks and comes with a little heat pack and the container has a thermometer on it.
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theabortionator
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For future reference. If you fail, don't smoke for a while until you pas their tests.


Or just smoke a bunch the day of your test. I did that once. It didn't go over so well but it amused me in my time of need.
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percs
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Crazy times man. Sick hair btw. How long did it take to get like that? I was growing mine for 8 months but my parents thought I was being rebellious or some crap and cut it all off. They feel bad now tho and Im growing it out again.
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MLJ
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KeithyDCrazy times man. Sick hair btw. How long did it take to get like that? I was growing mine for 8 months but my parents thought I was being rebellious or some crap and cut it all off. They feel bad now tho and Im growing it out again.


I just started growing mine as well. Come in for the hair test with a bald head! Thatd show them.

For real though that sucks man, you should go clean for a while to sort this shit out. Till then just stall man.
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brotherdad
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Aww fuck em man, they'll be out of your hair soon enough. (;
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Al.Capone
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KeithyDCrazy times man. Sick hair btw. How long did it take to get like that?

Thanks man! I've been growing it out since June 9th 2013 when I got a buzz cut, with 2 couple of inch trims in between now.
I thought it was a urine test thats why I kept smoking and I ended up passing but she wants a hair test to see if I stopped in between. I have a meeting today with my dad to discuss expulsion if I fail a hair test but I'm still putting up a case to not take one in the first place.

MLJ, I say go for it. Girls dig it, especially the man bun.
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-benedetto
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Don't shave your head, they'll take hair from your legs..or balls of its there yet. Fight back thought, you got the right idea! Public school isn't the worst, just hang in there. Most colleges are going to be good enough. Even if you go to county for a year, don't sweat it and keep fighting back!
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-benedetto
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Community college I mean, not the county jail.
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eheath
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-benedettoDon't shave your head, they'll take hair from your legs..or balls of its there yet. Fight back thought, you got the right idea! Public school isn't the worst, just hang in there. Most colleges are going to be good enough. Even if you go to county for a year, don't sweat it and keep fighting back!


It's also just weed, which everyone is starting to not care about, especially large public establishments. The U of U wont give a fuck if you failed a drug test for weed haha
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Shredsterr
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Tell your dean she can get stump fucked by that pirate from Peter Pan, and see if she reconsiders the hair test. I don't see why she wouldn't, it's a pretty fair request on your behalf,
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theabortionator
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-benedettoCommunity college I mean, not the county jail.


I was lile damn son you hardcore
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Al.Capone
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-benedettoDon't shave your head, they'll take hair from your legs..or balls of its there yet. Fight back thought, you got the right idea! Public school isn't the worst, just hang in there. Most colleges are going to be good enough. Even if you go to county for a year, don't sweat it and keep fighting back!

For sure, I have nothing against public school. Half of my friends go to public school which really is just normal school. I'm just not about to get expelled then have to explain that later on. All for some bull hair test where only weed is gonna show, not anything like coke or codeine.
I'm probably going to pull out, it's just a hairy situation because finals week is next week and they want me to get a hair test before then. Right now I'm just stallin.
principal accused me of using my kid brothers urine today, dude's 11 and i went into the fucking lab haha.
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Al.Capone
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I'm about to shave everything but my ass hair. That'll show em
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youngloaf
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Al.CaponeI'm about to shave everything but my ass hair. That'll show em


I went to private school in SLC and I would get profiled and shit all the time, because of long hair and shit, its just about how you present yourself to adults and authority at school. I used to get searched and tested all the time. Its way gay.
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Lé.Skiing
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Al.CaponeI'm about to shave everything but my ass hair. That'll show em


before you do that you can get shampoo that cleans hair follicles of THC. Might want to take a quick trip to a health store.
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Pat.t
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provide the name of the school so we can harass them
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ReturnToMonkey
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Op did you graduate or get raped in jail?
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SoAnG
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Al.CaponeI'm not completely shit, I mean I handle myself. I'd say I'm around average, got a 23 Act and a 2.85 gpa which would get me in the u of u no problem. I kind of have a record I guess. I bought a stolen sweatshirt freshman year(did not steal but did not rat anyone out, it was from the spirit shop. Sophomore year I got caught cheating and completely turned myself in. That was one time though because I wanted to get a good grade and I don't cheat for tests or quizzes, some hw here and there but everyone does that.


Here's some advice from someone that is older. Don't let other people/administration start getting you down. Try your best to be a good person and treat others as you would want to be treated. Grades are important but it doesn't dictate on who you will become. A good work ethic will get you the furthest in life. You will make mistakes as you already admitted and being accountable/humble about it is the learning lesson so as long as no one is dead. Now for your situation. Sounds like they have a drug policy. Get to know their policy and don't entitle them to more then the stipulations. If the stip is a piss test, then thats all there should be. The school sounds like they have gone unchecked for far too long. Also, someone watching your junk during the test is highly negligent. Not sure if your school or the clinic they send you to even knows the policy. Good luck kid
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Enzob007
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SoAnGHere's some advice from someone that is older. Don't let other people/administration start getting you down. Try your best to be a good person and treat others as you would want to be treated. Grades are important but it doesn't dictate on who you will become. A good work ethic will get you the furthest in life. You will make mistakes as you already admitted and being accountable/humble about it is the learning lesson so as long as no one is dead. Now for your situation. Sounds like they have a drug policy. Get to know their policy and don't entitle them to more then the stipulations. If the stip is a piss test, then thats all there should be. The school sounds like they have gone unchecked for far too long. Also, someone watching your junk during the test is highly negligent. Not sure if your school or the clinic they send you to even knows the policy. Good luck kid


4 year old post lol
6 years ago
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ChadThundercock
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HAHAHAHA
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CatdickBojangles
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SoAnGHere's some advice from someone that is older. Don't let other people/administration start getting you down. Try your best to be a good person and treat others as you would want to be treated. Grades are important but it doesn't dictate on who you will become. A good work ethic will get you the furthest in life. You will make mistakes as you already admitted and being accountable/humble about it is the learning lesson so as long as no one is dead. Now for your situation. Sounds like they have a drug policy. Get to know their policy and don't entitle them to more then the stipulations. If the stip is a piss test, then thats all there should be. The school sounds like they have gone unchecked for far too long. Also, someone watching your junk during the test is highly negligent. Not sure if your school or the clinic they send you to even knows the policy. Good luck kid


Only 5 years late on the advice bud.
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ASAPCarter
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Fuck private school
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FastSpeed
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I wonder if OP ever ended up going to u of u....... if if he still has the hair ripping
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