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Does your mountain have a local slut?!

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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
I know for a fact that my mountain has a slut everybody knows about her ... The one girl that skis that always seems to be with a different guy every time you see her 😂 LMK about your local ski slut
11 years ago
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
in my sig
11 years ago
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,147
Sorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
What? Lol
11 years ago
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plyswthsqrrls
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sounds like you got shut down op, doesn't mean she's a slut though
11 years ago
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*Frankie*
Posts: 532 - Karma: 703
Creed.in my sig


bahahahahaah holy fuck. On my fucking floor!!!
11 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,341
im pretty sure most girls living in mountain towns are sluts. you dont loose your girl, you loose your turn.
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


Oh hey
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StillGhood
Posts: 305 - Karma: 613
RICK_ROSSim pretty sure most girls living in mountain towns are sluts. you dont loose your girl, you loose your turn.


Wait...what? Loose or lose
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RICK_ROSS
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MUFCWait...what? Loose or lose


fuck me right
11 years ago
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
I hope i never see another emoji on newschoolers again.
11 years ago
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skier58284
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Oh yeah, I remember her. Pretty sure she said her name is OP.
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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RICK_ROSSfuck me right


Id rather fuck you wrong
11 years ago
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infuser
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Sh4dowOh yeah, I remember her. Pretty sure she said her name is OP.


slam
11 years ago
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908
Lol I know my home hill has a few. I just cant put a name to the rack
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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the_armidiloI hope i never see another emoji on newschoolers again.


😏
11 years ago
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,708
El_Barto.😏


😎
11 years ago
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rtl32
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gin😎


😛
11 years ago
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Phil-X-
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Im the mountain slut. I bang lifties and give the park crew guys handies. All is fair in the game of first chair
11 years ago
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Hamlet
Posts: 205 - Karma: 1,312
"OMG she is such a slut, SHE skis with DIFFERENT PEOPLE"

OP got a crush on her and is jealous of the other guys
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
Hamlet"OMG she is such a slut, SHE skis with DIFFERENT PEOPLE"

OP got a crush on her and is jealous of the other guys


Yes hamlet how did you know that that's exaclty how I felt you're so god damn fucking smart !
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miroz
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iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


You used to post quality burns but it seems you've gotten caught in this rut of glorified and recycled "OPs girl-relative" jokes. Bring back the A-game!
11 years ago
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Laurent.
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She's such a filthily little pig. She may be a bit hamfisted but she isn't a boar.

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miroz
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omnidataShe's such a filthily little pig. She may be a bit hamfisted but she isn't a boar.



She must be a squealer.
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theBearJew
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iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


Whoever this OP is, I'm suprised she hasn't been arrested for underage sex with the amount of times I see her name thrown around as someone who fucks, sucks, and does just about anything with everyone on NS. You know, because the median age on NS is 12.
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iFlip
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mirozYou used to post quality burns but it seems you've gotten caught in this rut of glorified and recycled "OPs girl-relative" jokes. Bring back the A-game!


Valid point. I've toned it down a lot for several reasons. I got busier in life. The new NS rules suck the fun out of everything. And NS has gotten a lot less interesting/fun recently. I just log on once in a while to kill some time. The really quality burns like with whoa_dere and the like are most likely a thing of the past.
11 years ago
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steezbox
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iFlipValid point. I've toned it down a lot for several reasons. I got busier in life. The new NS rules suck the fun out of everything. And NS has gotten a lot less interesting/fun recently. I just log on once in a while to kill some time. The really quality burns like with whoa_dere and the like are most likely a thing of the past.


Speaking of which, where did ar6rider go?
11 years ago
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notspoicey
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Most snowboarder chicks are "thots" according to ordinaryprod
11 years ago
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Phil-X-
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ginMost snowboarder chicks are "thots" according to ordinaryprod


b my thot?
11 years ago
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Daph
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herpes brooke. she's got some shit on her lip that never goes away.
11 years ago
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


hey fuck you buddy turns out it was your mom🤝 i waited 8 years for this
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iFlip
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Kerrmithey fuck you buddy turns out it was your mom🤝 i waited 8 years for this


I've been on your mind for eight years? Were you in prison?
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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,603
KerrmitI know for a fact that my mountain has a slut everybody knows about her ... The one girl that skis that always seems to be with a different guy every time you see her 😂 LMK about your local ski slut


Wait girls can ski?
2 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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You ever get a rusty trombone on a rope tow?
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Kerrmit
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TYou ever get a rusty trombone on a rope tow?


relevant now more than ever
2 years ago
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
iFlipI've been on your mind for eight years? Were you in prison?


yes.
2 years ago
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TreeJam
Posts: 373 - Karma: 3,551
Kerrmithey fuck you buddy turns out it was your mom🤝 i waited 8 years for this


You waited 8 years and couldn’t think of something better?
2 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7548 - Karma: 67,086
The only ones I have heard this from are all fucking losers. God I hate this quote. What a depressing incel thing to say. Like just give up already if that’s how you feel.
RICK_ROSSyou dont loose your girl, you loose your turn.
2 years ago
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
TreeJamYou waited 8 years and couldn’t think of something better?


i panicked
2 years ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 33,360
BradFiAusNzCoCaThe only ones I have heard this from are all fucking losers. God I hate this quote. What a depressing incel thing to say. Like just give up already if that’s how you feel.


Facts man, that kind of garbage talk is so cancerous
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