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Does your mountain have a local slut?!

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Kerrmit
Posts: 115 - Karma: 228
I know for a fact that my mountain has a slut everybody knows about her ... The one girl that skis that always seems to be with a different guy every time you see her 😂 LMK about your local ski slut
Jan 2 2015 5:32PM 126 26
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Plankton
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 6,564
in my sig
Jan 2 2015 5:36PM 15 1
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iFlip
Posts: 4156 - Karma: 13,431
Sorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.
Jan 2 2015 5:56PM 28 0
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Kerrmit
Posts: 115 - Karma: 228
What? Lol
Jan 2 2015 6:04PM 0 14
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plyswthsqrrls
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,260
sounds like you got shut down op, doesn't mean she's a slut though
Jan 2 2015 6:05PM 4 0
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*Frankie*
Posts: 527 - Karma: 674
Creed.in my sig


bahahahahaah holy fuck. On my fucking floor!!!
Jan 2 2015 6:06PM 3 1
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,321
im pretty sure most girls living in mountain towns are sluts. you dont loose your girl, you loose your turn.
Jan 2 2015 6:15PM 1 1
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Kerrmit
Posts: 115 - Karma: 228
iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


Oh hey
Jan 2 2015 6:29PM 0 0
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StillGhood
Posts: 305 - Karma: 612
RICK_ROSSim pretty sure most girls living in mountain towns are sluts. you dont loose your girl, you loose your turn.


Wait...what? Loose or lose
Jan 2 2015 6:29PM 1 1
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,321
MUFCWait...what? Loose or lose


fuck me right
Jan 2 2015 7:10PM 2 0
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the_armidilo
Posts: 188 - Karma: 1,458
I hope i never see another emoji on newschoolers again.
Jan 2 2015 7:17PM 16 0
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,352
Oh yeah, I remember her. Pretty sure she said her name is OP.
Jan 2 2015 7:24PM 0 0
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17354 - Karma: 28,129
RICK_ROSSfuck me right


Id rather fuck you wrong
Jan 2 2015 7:33PM 7 0
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 236
Sh4dowOh yeah, I remember her. Pretty sure she said her name is OP.


slam
Jan 2 2015 7:35PM 0 0
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Mt.Ass
Posts: 2705 - Karma: 3,599
Lol I know my home hill has a few. I just cant put a name to the rack
Jan 2 2015 9:44PM 1 0
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11618 - Karma: 24,055
the_armidiloI hope i never see another emoji on newschoolers again.


😏
Jan 2 2015 10:47PM 9 1
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gin
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,678
El_Barto.😏


😎
Jan 2 2015 10:50PM 4 5
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rtl32
Posts: 676 - Karma: 1,170
gin😎


😛
Jan 3 2015 12:35AM 7 0
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7200 - Karma: 14,287
Im the mountain slut. I bang lifties and give the park crew guys handies. All is fair in the game of first chair
Jan 3 2015 2:00AM 8 0
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Hamlet
Posts: 205 - Karma: 1,288
"OMG she is such a slut, SHE skis with DIFFERENT PEOPLE"

OP got a crush on her and is jealous of the other guys
Jan 3 2015 7:16AM 3 0
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Kerrmit
Posts: 115 - Karma: 228
Hamlet"OMG she is such a slut, SHE skis with DIFFERENT PEOPLE"

OP got a crush on her and is jealous of the other guys


Yes hamlet how did you know that that's exaclty how I felt you're so god damn fucking smart !
Jan 3 2015 10:15AM 0 1
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,912
iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


You used to post quality burns but it seems you've gotten caught in this rut of glorified and recycled "OPs girl-relative" jokes. Bring back the A-game!
Jan 3 2015 10:15AM 0 1
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Laurent.
Posts: 10052 - Karma: 25,208
She's such a filthily little pig. She may be a bit hamfisted but she isn't a boar.

Jan 3 2015 10:31AM 4 0
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,912
omnidataShe's such a filthily little pig. She may be a bit hamfisted but she isn't a boar.



She must be a squealer.
Jan 3 2015 10:35AM 3 0
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,596
iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


Whoever this OP is, I'm suprised she hasn't been arrested for underage sex with the amount of times I see her name thrown around as someone who fucks, sucks, and does just about anything with everyone on NS. You know, because the median age on NS is 12.
Jan 3 2015 10:57AM 1 0
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iFlip
Posts: 4156 - Karma: 13,431
mirozYou used to post quality burns but it seems you've gotten caught in this rut of glorified and recycled "OPs girl-relative" jokes. Bring back the A-game!


Valid point. I've toned it down a lot for several reasons. I got busier in life. The new NS rules suck the fun out of everything. And NS has gotten a lot less interesting/fun recently. I just log on once in a while to kill some time. The really quality burns like with whoa_dere and the like are most likely a thing of the past.
Jan 3 2015 11:21AM 1 0
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steezbox
Posts: 1362 - Karma: 568
iFlipValid point. I've toned it down a lot for several reasons. I got busier in life. The new NS rules suck the fun out of everything. And NS has gotten a lot less interesting/fun recently. I just log on once in a while to kill some time. The really quality burns like with whoa_dere and the like are most likely a thing of the past.


Speaking of which, where did ar6rider go?
Jan 3 2015 12:52PM 0 0
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gin
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,678
Most snowboarder chicks are "thots" according to ordinaryprod
Jan 3 2015 7:25PM 0 0
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7200 - Karma: 14,287
ginMost snowboarder chicks are "thots" according to ordinaryprod


b my thot?
Jan 3 2015 7:30PM 1 0
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 4,860
herpes brooke. she's got some shit on her lip that never goes away.
Jan 3 2015 8:10PM 1 0
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