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Does your mountain have a local slut?!

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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
I know for a fact that my mountain has a slut everybody knows about her ... The one girl that skis that always seems to be with a different guy every time you see her 😂 LMK about your local ski slut
Jan 2 2015 5:32PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
in my sig
Jan 2 2015 5:36PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
Sorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.
Jan 2 2015 5:56PM
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
What? Lol
Jan 2 2015 6:04PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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sounds like you got shut down op, doesn't mean she's a slut though
Jan 2 2015 6:05PM
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*Frankie*
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Creed.in my sig


bahahahahaah holy fuck. On my fucking floor!!!
Jan 2 2015 6:06PM
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RICK_ROSS
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im pretty sure most girls living in mountain towns are sluts. you dont loose your girl, you loose your turn.
Jan 2 2015 6:15PM
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


Oh hey
Jan 2 2015 6:29PM
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StillGhood
Posts: 305 - Karma: 613
RICK_ROSSim pretty sure most girls living in mountain towns are sluts. you dont loose your girl, you loose your turn.


Wait...what? Loose or lose
Jan 2 2015 6:29PM
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RICK_ROSS
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MUFCWait...what? Loose or lose


fuck me right
Jan 2 2015 7:10PM
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
I hope i never see another emoji on newschoolers again.
Jan 2 2015 7:17PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
Oh yeah, I remember her. Pretty sure she said her name is OP.
Jan 2 2015 7:24PM
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.Hugo.
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RICK_ROSSfuck me right


Id rather fuck you wrong
Jan 2 2015 7:33PM
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infuser
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Sh4dowOh yeah, I remember her. Pretty sure she said her name is OP.


slam
Jan 2 2015 7:35PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Lol I know my home hill has a few. I just cant put a name to the rack
Jan 2 2015 9:44PM
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El_Barto.
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the_armidiloI hope i never see another emoji on newschoolers again.


😏
Jan 2 2015 10:47PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
El_Barto.😏


😎
Jan 2 2015 10:50PM
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rtl32
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gin😎


😛
Jan 3 2015 12:35AM
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Phil-X-
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Im the mountain slut. I bang lifties and give the park crew guys handies. All is fair in the game of first chair
Jan 3 2015 2:00AM
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Hamlet
Posts: 205 - Karma: 1,308
"OMG she is such a slut, SHE skis with DIFFERENT PEOPLE"

OP got a crush on her and is jealous of the other guys
Jan 3 2015 7:16AM
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
Hamlet"OMG she is such a slut, SHE skis with DIFFERENT PEOPLE"

OP got a crush on her and is jealous of the other guys


Yes hamlet how did you know that that's exaclty how I felt you're so god damn fucking smart !
Jan 3 2015 10:15AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


You used to post quality burns but it seems you've gotten caught in this rut of glorified and recycled "OPs girl-relative" jokes. Bring back the A-game!
Jan 3 2015 10:15AM
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Laurent.
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She's such a filthily little pig. She may be a bit hamfisted but she isn't a boar.

Jan 3 2015 10:31AM
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miroz
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omnidataShe's such a filthily little pig. She may be a bit hamfisted but she isn't a boar.



She must be a squealer.
Jan 3 2015 10:35AM
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theBearJew
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iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


Whoever this OP is, I'm suprised she hasn't been arrested for underage sex with the amount of times I see her name thrown around as someone who fucks, sucks, and does just about anything with everyone on NS. You know, because the median age on NS is 12.
Jan 3 2015 10:57AM
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iFlip
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mirozYou used to post quality burns but it seems you've gotten caught in this rut of glorified and recycled "OPs girl-relative" jokes. Bring back the A-game!


Valid point. I've toned it down a lot for several reasons. I got busier in life. The new NS rules suck the fun out of everything. And NS has gotten a lot less interesting/fun recently. I just log on once in a while to kill some time. The really quality burns like with whoa_dere and the like are most likely a thing of the past.
Jan 3 2015 11:21AM
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steezbox
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iFlipValid point. I've toned it down a lot for several reasons. I got busier in life. The new NS rules suck the fun out of everything. And NS has gotten a lot less interesting/fun recently. I just log on once in a while to kill some time. The really quality burns like with whoa_dere and the like are most likely a thing of the past.


Speaking of which, where did ar6rider go?
Jan 3 2015 12:52PM
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notspoicey
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Most snowboarder chicks are "thots" according to ordinaryprod
Jan 3 2015 7:25PM
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Phil-X-
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ginMost snowboarder chicks are "thots" according to ordinaryprod


b my thot?
Jan 3 2015 7:30PM
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Daph
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herpes brooke. she's got some shit on her lip that never goes away.
Jan 3 2015 8:10PM
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
iFlipSorry about your mom OP. That's a shitty situation for you, to see your mom with a different guy every time you see her.


hey fuck you buddy turns out it was your mom🤝 i waited 8 years for this
Jan 24 2023 9:39PM
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iFlip
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Kerrmithey fuck you buddy turns out it was your mom🤝 i waited 8 years for this


I've been on your mind for eight years? Were you in prison?
Jan 24 2023 10:30PM
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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1912 - Karma: 14,153
KerrmitI know for a fact that my mountain has a slut everybody knows about her ... The one girl that skis that always seems to be with a different guy every time you see her 😂 LMK about your local ski slut


Wait girls can ski?
Jan 25 2023 6:22PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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You ever get a rusty trombone on a rope tow?
Jan 25 2023 10:16PM
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
STEEZUS_CHRI5TYou ever get a rusty trombone on a rope tow?


relevant now more than ever
Jan 26 2023 12:07AM
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
iFlipI've been on your mind for eight years? Were you in prison?


yes.
Jan 26 2023 12:15AM
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TreeJam
Posts: 333 - Karma: 3,236
Kerrmithey fuck you buddy turns out it was your mom🤝 i waited 8 years for this


You waited 8 years and couldn’t think of something better?
Jan 26 2023 12:48AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6626 - Karma: 57,051
The only ones I have heard this from are all fucking losers. God I hate this quote. What a depressing incel thing to say. Like just give up already if that’s how you feel.
RICK_ROSSyou dont loose your girl, you loose your turn.
Jan 26 2023 1:04AM
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Kerrmit
Posts: 119 - Karma: 224
TreeJamYou waited 8 years and couldn’t think of something better?


i panicked
Jan 26 2023 7:56AM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3502 - Karma: 27,964
BradFiAusNzCoCaThe only ones I have heard this from are all fucking losers. God I hate this quote. What a depressing incel thing to say. Like just give up already if that’s how you feel.


Facts man, that kind of garbage talk is so cancerous
Jan 26 2023 12:27PM
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