My new years resolution is to bang your mo- wait, no. That's too low, I must first strike up a pleasant conversation with such a pleasant lady. Ask her how her life is going. Then after I peer into her soul and observe that she wants me, I will ask her if she would like to grab some coffee sometime. She says "yes", a fire lights up inside of my heart. We get coffee together, french roast, we are a robust bunch. We read the new york times, both with a profound interest in letters to the editor, an arrogantly sophisticated bunch we are indeed. As the time for parting draws near I request that she join me for dinner at the finest restaurant in town. She accepts my request. I pick her up in dashing style the following night. As we arrive I gently remove her coat from her silky smooth shoulders. The waiter shows us to our table, we order a bottle of merlot. When it comes we both reach for the vessel at the same time. Our hands come together, a tender embrace on the bottle of fine wine. The power of this touch takes my breath away. I order the prime rib, she orders the filet mignon. We ravage the food off of our plates with our eyes focused not on the food, but on each other. The waiter comes with our bill, I take it, all $487.94 because she's worth it. I drive her home, before she exits the car she says "you know, I had a really good time tonight. would you like to come in? the rest of my family is on vacation." my heart races, the moment has come where I must seize the opportunity to give my love to this perfection of the feminine figure. I accept. She shows me to the bedroom where we exchange soft kisses. I ask if she's ready, she says yes and asks if I am, I say "of course". I run my fingers through her hair smoothly, her hair is like the grasses of the prairie flowing effortlessly through the wind. She opens herself up to me, I open myself up to her. Slowly but passionately, we merge our two souls together as one and engage in a practice as old as time itself. In this state of bliss I feel as if all of the cosmos are flowing between us as our intercourse increases in intensity. Together we attain a state of purest pleasure as we both climax, it feels as though we are one with the stars, one with nature, one with the divine, we are enlightened.