Weed escapades

NS, tell me your intensest weed or really any drug stories. don't be the faggot who lies and makes up a story about banging ten chicks cause "you were so fucking lit of your ass, bro." true shit only.
i'll start;
so me and my boy had finished smoking a decent sized blunt in a parking lot of a park at around midnight and were just sitting in my car bumping some music and snacking and shit, basically chilling until i was good enough to drive. we're the only ones in the lot besides a car that's hooking up. suddenly, cop pulls in with his lights flashing and we're still way too fucking stoned for this. we sit there for a couple minutes, and the cop car is still sitting there, still flashing his lights, and i can see this bastard looking at us. we're fucking spooked at this point, so i try to reverse and then leave. but i fucking accidentally put it into forward and bump the curb because i'm stoned as shit, so we're looking SUPER sketchy. as we leave the parking lot, this motherfucker starts tailing us. i take a left, he turns with us. i take a right, he takes it too. i'm kinda sweatin it because he's clearly looking for us to fuck up and give him probable cause to bust our shit (we had like a g left in the car and a couple hits of acid in the glove compartment) and i'm fucking up with this whole driving thing. after like four turns, he starts to back off to be more discrete, and he ends up catching a red light at an intersection that we went through. take a turn to get out of view, and i'm intent on permanently losing this motherfucker so i accelerate, doing like 55 in a 30 zone, Rick Ross - Hold Me Back just came on, i feel like motherfucking vinn diesel with this adrenaline rush. i decide to take a ton of turns just to make sure. after like four turns, we come up to a redlight. in front of us is the cop car that had given up and was heading back. we had literally went in a fucking circle after the intersection, and came straight back to this fucker. but he was in front, and so when he went straight onto a one way, we quickly went left, took the first ramp onto the freeway so we could mingle in, and we lost him. i proceed to do 40 in a 55 zone all the way to the exit by my house because i couldnt even fucking see straight. definitely not the highest i've ever been, but my most paranoid experience.