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A question for all - Is Alaska an Island?

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theBearJew
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I was listening to the radio this morning and they began talking about if Alaska was an island. Callers seemed pretty torn thinking both that Alaska is an island and that it is not.


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10 years ago
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FreedGucci
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No...
10 years ago
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DayMan
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Well obviously it's an island, I mean look at this map.

10 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
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god ur stoopid. of course it's an island. look at a fucking map! it's all by itself!
10 years ago
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CheddarJack
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I bet those dumb idiots think Hawaii is an island too!
10 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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CheddarJackI bet those dumb idiots think Hawaii is an island too!


It isn't...
10 years ago
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Laurent.
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More important question, how can Alaska be so cold if the island is next to Texas, with Hawaii next door so warm?

10 years ago
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SpookyCat
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What show do you listen to? Bob and the retarded Americans on KWP 101?

Is Alaska surrounded on all sides by water with no attachments to another land mass?

No = Not an island.

Case closed.
10 years ago
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theBearJew
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JenniferGarnerWhat show do you listen to? Bob and the retarded Americans on KWP 101?

Is Alaska surrounded on all sides by water with no attachments to another land mass?

No = Not an island.

Case closed.


Some local radio show. Got a rental car and that was on. I know its not an island. But some people actually thought it was because the map of the US usually shows it by itself. I didnt think people were that dumb.
10 years ago
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Skibumsmith
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Ya dude it's just another one of the Hawaiian islands.
10 years ago
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fghtoffyrdmns
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omnidataMore important question, how can Alaska be so cold if the island is next to Texas, with Hawaii next door so warm?



It's a conspiracy
10 years ago
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Bombogenesis
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Must have been some Alabama conservative news talk station.
10 years ago
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DanielPlainview
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JenniferGarnerWhat show do you listen to? Bob and the retarded Americans on KWP 101?

Is Alaska surrounded on all sides by water with no attachments to another land mass?

No = Not an island.

Case closed.


Did you not look at the map? my god
10 years ago
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galaxia
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part of an island. if you consider all of North and South America to be an island cause its not connected to anything. Were all just one big island.

TIL i live on a island.
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deleted5
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galaxiapart of an island. if you consider all of North and South America to be an island cause its not connected to anything. Were all just one big island.

TIL i live on a island.


Lol wut we are not a detached portion of tissue and/or groups of cells.
10 years ago
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skier_boy26
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Alaska in a pene-enclave. Not a fucking island.

Continents are also not islands.
10 years ago
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skier_boy26
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skier_boy26Alaska in a pene-enclave.


IS, not IN
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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galaxiapart of an island. if you consider all of North and South America to be an island cause its not connected to anything. Were all just one big island.

TIL i live on a island.


If anyone considers that an island theyre fucking morons
10 years ago
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omnidataMore important question, how can Alaska be so cold if the island is next to Texas, with Hawaii next door so warm?



If ak is so close to texas how come there's no skiing?
10 years ago
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deleted5
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skier_boy26Alaska in a pene-enclave. Not a fucking island.

Continents are also not islands.


A continent is another very interesting conversation, depending on who you talk to. There can be five different number totals, of continents on earth.
10 years ago
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fghtoffyrdmns
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Mr.SaltyIf ak is so close to texas how come there's no skiing?


Yet another conspiracy
10 years ago
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lIllI
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Everyone knows that Canada was founded by Alaskans crossing the ice bridge in 1982. Jeez.

Anyone who thinks Alaska is not an island needs to learn how to read a map.
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ModMommy
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BombogenesisMust have been some Alabama conservative news talk station.


Is Alabama by Alaska? Both start with the letter "A"…
10 years ago
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fghtoffyrdmns
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moistIs Alabama by Alaska? Both start with the letter "A"…


That seems to check out
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.frenchy
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BombogenesisMust have been some Alabama conservative news talk station.


Not even people from Alabama are that dumb....
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deleted5
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.frenchyNot even people from Alabama are that dumb....


Clearly you've never been down south to the Bible Belt.
10 years ago
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I voted yes. Canada is so worthless that it might as well be ocean. Alaska is an island.
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Lé.Skiing
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Technically every piece of land is an island. Earth surface is 70.8% water, every piece of land is an island.
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.frenchy
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zzzskizzzClearly you've never been down south to the Bible Belt.


Nah, I have. Clearly you're just ignorant and think everyone from the south fucks their cousin.
10 years ago
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Funkadelic
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.frenchyNah, I have. Clearly you're just ignorant and think everyone from the south fucks their cousin.


I live in Georgia (moved here not too long ago for a job). Yes, people in the south are that dumb. Living here is depressing.
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statuswhitegirl
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omnidataMore important question, how can Alaska be so cold if the island is next to Texas, with Hawaii next door so warm?


lost it
10 years ago
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Literature
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Alaska is an island peopled with hairy folk in rubber boots operating power tools at all times of the day. They don't even sleep.
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Brule.
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omnidataMore important question, how can Alaska be so cold if the island is next to Texas, with Hawaii next door so warm?



Illuminati confirmed.
10 years ago
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Justo8484
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This gets into a semantics argument. Geographical island or cultural island? Geographically, Alaska is not surrounded water on all sides, so no, it is not an island. Governmentally, Alaska is part of the US, but culturally probably closer to northern British Columbia. I'd say Sarah Palin is probably most qualified to answer this question. She can see Russia from her wolf-hunting helicopter, after all!
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lIllI
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LiteratureAlaska is an island peopled with hairy folk in rubber boots operating power tools at all times of the day. They don't even sleep.


All true except for the hairy part. I am as slippery as a fish frog.
10 years ago
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Sno.
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clearly an island.
10 years ago
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Young_patty
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I tnought it was an island until a few weeks ago when my geography teacher informed me that it was in fact attached to canada WHICH I always thought they did that on maps to save space.
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toastyteenagers
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omnidataMore important question, how can Alaska be so cold if the island is next to Texas, with Hawaii next door so warm?


also the united states is an island!

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