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How did you stick it to those fucking snowboarders?

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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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It's a well known fact that the only thing skiers hate more than not having their parents buy their seasons pass are those fucking snowboarders. Snowboarders are the worst. They don't even wear tall tees.

2014 is coming to a close, and now its time to step back, reflect and perhaps even appreciate what you did to say "fuck you snowboarders" this year.

I'll start: I got on a "snowboard tour bus" with my tall tee and shit my pants. All those fucking snowboarders had to smell my poopoo pants for the entire ride. I really stuck it to them.

So what did you do NS?
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freeskier1011
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At our hill skiers and snowboarders for the most part are equal which makes everything a lot easier.
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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freeskier1011At our hill skiers and snowboarders for the most part are equal which makes everything a lot easier.


They may not say it, but all snowboarders think you're subhuman and wish them your master. Apathy will only lead to your downfall.
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Charlie*
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I did nothing...

I'll take a local snowboarder over a rich, touristy skier on rentals any day. I love riding with snowboarders that kill it.

Spray. Flat-landers.
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cp_7
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if anybody actually takes this thread seriously then you deserve to "smell his poopoo pants"
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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3_6mediaif anybody actually takes this thread seriously then you deserve to "smell his poopoo pants"


What could be more serious than the skier vs snowboarder war?
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S.J.W
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4/10 give it more of a thought.
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Twandos
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SupremeGrocerThey may not say it, but all snowboarders think you're subhuman and wish them your master. Apathy will only lead to your downfall.

Do you even read what you post I mean seriously...

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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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TwandosDo you even read what you post I mean seriously...



Nice try snowboarder. You won't be enslaving me today.
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RudyGarmisch
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Sarcasm rarely works on the Internet.
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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threads like this are why this sites become a garbage bin

good attempt at humour, keep trying bruh
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jackdonovan
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poor execution 2/10
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Lurkerlou
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10/10 would ski again IGN
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Skibumsmith
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I went snowboarding for a day just to prove how easy it was.
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B_dot_chill
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I just enjoy fucking them
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Sir.Steezealot
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All I see is dildos
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whiskeybizness
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i thought it was funny lol
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iH8pow
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Making pizza on a catwalk right in front of them does wonders
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