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Official New Years resolution thread

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Byron_tha_gr8
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I will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.

if we all work together, what goals can we NOT achieve? other than immortality? or equality, or a functioning healthcare system, or control of the weather.


I RESOLVE TO SIMULTANEOUSLY BE MORE INFORMED THAN EVER BEFORE, AND USE LESS OF THAT KNOWLEDGE THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE. Basically, I resolve to be a true American.
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Dec 25 2014 9:31PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3846 - Karma: 5,658
IDon'tUnderstandThisThread.jpg
Dec 25 2014 9:55PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 2,270
I promise to get Byron into kindergarten.
Dec 25 2014 11:40PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
mine is to not be a joey
Dec 25 2014 11:43PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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1366 by 768 pixels

unless i get a new computer it probably wont change
Dec 25 2014 11:44PM
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Pozzy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 674
*TACO-DOG*1366 by 768 pixels

unless i get a new computer it probably wont change




Dec 26 2014 12:26AM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
My resolution is to only masturbate to russian anal porn
Dec 26 2014 1:57AM
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Pozzy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 674
Lord_ByronI will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.


ANUSTARTMy resolution is to only masturbate to russian anal porn








...have fun with that, op
Dec 26 2014 2:15AM
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El.Guapo
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To spend the year std free
Dec 26 2014 2:23AM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Lord_ByronI will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.


Brutally rape and murder Byron
Dec 26 2014 2:33AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
To make sure Brett Fisher learns correct grammar.
Dec 26 2014 2:43AM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
I'm going to cure cancer then sell it for an irrationally high price and make obscene profits
Dec 26 2014 3:15PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Drink more booze
Shred harder
Spend less money
Save enough money for an apartment/house off campus
Spend more time on school
Stop being such an annoying person
Film more - people are starting to get mad, oops.
Also, I hope to get a summer job at my hill's ropes course. That would be rad.
Dec 26 2014 3:51PM
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applegangster.
Posts: 20 - Karma: 1
munch more box
Dec 26 2014 3:54PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
*SBCmingg*Drink more booze
Shred harder
Spend less money
Save enough money for an apartment/house off campus
Spend more time on school
Stop being such an annoying person
Film more - people are starting to get mad, oops.
Also, I hope to get a summer job at my hill's ropes course. That would be rad.


mingy ming ming. missin the point.
Dec 26 2014 4:05PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525
Resolutions would be

Stop letting people walk all over me.
Ease up on the drugs.
Finally get my grades up and transfer.
Save money for travel and moving out.
Live in a way that would've made my baby girl proud.
Dec 26 2014 4:17PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
be more of a leader by example
Dec 26 2014 4:17PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
New years resolutions are for losers
Dec 26 2014 5:35PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Lol, new years resolutions. So dumb.

Like the people that post shit like this on facebook "Quit smoking, haven't had a cig in 6 hours" and everyones like "way to go girl" "good job" "you got this".

99% of the time new years resolutions are for people who want to feel good about doing something without actually doing it. They think up some ideas that warm their heart with no intention of committing to them.

Hopefully 2015 doesn't suck for me.
Dec 26 2014 5:45PM
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GayWolf420
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ski lots and lots of pow
Dec 26 2014 5:54PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
beat up more nerds and be more racist.
Dec 26 2014 9:18PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Work hard and finish strong in my last year of high school.
Dec 26 2014 9:42PM
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*Frankie*
Posts: 532 - Karma: 703
Buy danker weed
Dec 27 2014 2:01AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
Eat more vegetables. I can't go on like this
Dec 27 2014 9:36AM
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eheath
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Ban Lord_Byron
Dec 27 2014 2:25PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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We already have a functioning healthcare system. We should get rid of medicaid and medicare, but those programs sure aren't preventing the healthcare system from functioning.



My New Year's resolution is to bang a black chick.
Dec 27 2014 4:45PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Get back in shape

Move to utah

Ski pow



Buy a Car



Buy a nice camera
Dec 27 2014 5:10PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
Pee in her bu-....ear.
Dec 28 2014 12:01AM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Probably cut back on the binge drinking and focus on school more. I want to start thinking more positively too.
Dec 28 2014 12:19AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
pussyfooterBan Lord_Byron


FLEX
Dec 28 2014 7:43AM
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Shelbsshreds
Posts: 67 - Karma: 195
Think positively
Have fun while improving my skiing
Go on the cross-country road trip this summer that I have always dreamed about
Dec 28 2014 12:47PM
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eheath
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Lord_ByronFLEX


Are you going to personally make sure I follow through?
Dec 28 2014 1:39PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
pussyfooterAre you going to personally make sure I follow through?


im shocked my stance on dead cops didnt already get you to pull the trigger.





























lol pull the trigger.
Dec 28 2014 1:42PM
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eheath
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Lord_Byronim shocked my stance on dead cops


I think I'll just ruin your credablity and not follow through.
Dec 28 2014 1:45PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
pussyfooterI think I'll just ruin your credablity and not follow through.


i don't have any credibility, this is a skiing forum. Really shutting down my career.
Dec 28 2014 1:46PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
Chubz.Get back in shape

Move to utah

Ski pow



Buy a Car



Buy a nice camera


All noble goals!

I managed to lose 35Lbs from last new years, getting in shape feels so fucking good.
Dec 28 2014 1:53PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
shelbssaysThink positively
Have fun while improving my skiing
Go on the cross-country road trip this summer that I have always dreamed about


Bang an entry level pink name
Dec 28 2014 4:36PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
pussyfooterBan Lord_Byron


Ban ebeef
Jan 3 2015 10:18PM
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
deal. in that case you must help me

1. find my ring
2. raise an army
3. conquer middle earth
4. destroy the world of men
Jan 4 2015 12:29AM
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