Roan.Hey NS,
So I met this girl a few months ago at a camp, and we hung out and had a fun time together, but then we left camp and we live almost 250 miles away from each other. This week we are being brought together again by....SKIING!
We are meeting up for a couple days at Alyeska (I live in ALaska) and i might ask her out, we enjoy a lot of the same things, skiing skateboarding music etc etc but I'm not sure if I should ask her out or not...or how i would do it with it being a long distance thing and all...anyway, thoughts? Comments? +k for HELPFUL comments.
Just going to get this out of the way: pee in her butt.
BTW we are both 15.
First, you're 15, go with your instincts, if they aren't present yet, just do whatever the hell you want, if it goes well, well there ya go. If it turns out awkward then fuckit you won't remember each other after three months, it feels like it's all that matters right now but trust me, at 15 years old you'll both forget this thing and it'll be a funny story when you're drunk five years from now.
Anyways, if you're serious about this; my opinion in these things is that you shouldn't "ask her out". you could just as well just ask her if she'd like to kiss you once awkwardly in her bedroom and then maybe two weeks later engage in an awkward "how does this condom work" situation. Just go with the flow, if you both like skiing just go skiing, if she mentions that she likes anything, invite her to do that like-able thing at your expense. She'll be flattered. (seriously, if she says she like animals or even implies it take her to the zoo, it sounds cheesy but she'll realize you atleast thought about it and that'll give you some extra 50+ sexpoints).
Also never be too aggressive on social media, don't you ever send her like 5 messages in a row about a cute youtube video without her responding. I know it sounds stupid but my experience says that if you barely or not at all talk to her via text messages or facebook chat, she'll be more eager to talk to and meet you. Just think about it, if she already knows everything about you because you've spammed her facebook chat with every little detail about your day she won't be as much interested in meeting you and listening to your shit, right? Be a little hard to get. Don't reply "yes" to everything or she'll put you in a friendzone because you're "always there for her".
A stupid little metaphor of mine is that you always like that cheap cheeseburger at your favorite restaurant that you can always buy, but when you can actually afford the big ass double meat/bacon/bearnaise cheeseburger, that will definitely be your first choice. So make sure that you're not as cheap and easy to get as that simple cheeseburger but a little closer to that juicy ass expensive hamburger, but don't be so expensive that she'll lose all hope in ever being able to afford you.
Well. I'm pretty drunk right now and I think I've just poured out all the things that I should have done in your 15 year old situation, don't take this too literally, just take it as a guideline and alter it as you will to make it fit to yourself.
Most important of all, never EVER EVER EVER pretend to be some fucktard that you aren't to look good for a bitch, that's what'll kill any bro. If a bitch doesn't like you, there's no reason to like the bitch back.
