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Why do Girls Hate the Word Moist

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ModMommy
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Everytime I tell a girl my Instagram name she cringes. What is it with girls and this word? Do you dislike it? I honestly don't understand the hate "moist" gets. discuss
Dec 20 2014 12:10AM
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connecticunt
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Because I think of her being moist and that's just uncomfortable.

Dec 20 2014 12:14AM
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Shredsterr
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You ever wonder what word perfectly describes a soppy butthole? You guessed it.
Dec 20 2014 12:16AM
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theabortionator
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Paging KEVTRON


Tell them about my girlfriend Molly.
Dec 20 2014 12:54AM
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PungentMelon
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i fucking hate the word tender
Dec 20 2014 1:33AM
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CliffyByro
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because it makes them moist.
Dec 20 2014 10:38AM
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AT-AT
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I dont know what other word one would use... Damp maybe.

But when i hear damp, I think of dark damp basements or caves
Dec 20 2014 11:22AM
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no_steeze
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Because it reminds them of how strange it is that they have a perpetually moist hole in their body that's relatively impossible to close
Dec 20 2014 1:27PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Cus im gay and vagina is disgusting
Dec 20 2014 1:29PM
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Daph
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Because we'd rather be soaked. Moist is just kind of half assed.

Also get back to work nerd
Dec 20 2014 1:31PM
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ModMommy
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YoungDaphBecause we'd rather be soaked. Moist is just kind of half assed.

Also get back to work nerd

I AM BACK
Dec 20 2014 1:39PM
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GayWolf420
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idk lol
Dec 20 2014 2:29PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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Even more pressing ,

Why do girls hate the word CUNT ?
Dec 20 2014 3:00PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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.... Post this to the 'lady grabber' thread , then compare the responses.
Dec 20 2014 3:01PM
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Sno.
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They picture a skeezy instagram
Dec 20 2014 3:06PM
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robbinJAHood
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Because we don't get moist we get wet or soaked. Never heard of someone seriously saying that they are moist lol
Dec 20 2014 6:13PM
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Anathema
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i find it more gross when girls say "soaked".

in fact, the thought of girls discussing the amount of fluids they're secreting as a way to characterize the degree to which they are turned on just isn't a pleasant thought at all.

just say you're turned on. otherwise, i'm going to start talking about precum dripplets sticking my dick head to my underpants and then we'll see what's what.
Dec 20 2014 6:25PM
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Bateman
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Anathemai find it more gross when girls say "soaked".

in fact, the thought of girls discussing the amount of fluids they're secreting as a way to characterize the degree to which they are turned on just isn't a pleasant thought at all.

just say you're turned on. otherwise, i'm going to start talking about precum dripplets sticking my dick head to my underpants and then we'll see what's what.


i've been doing this for years to assert dominance.
Dec 20 2014 6:27PM
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Krotchs_Brother
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Subtle instagram plug. Im on to you.
Dec 20 2014 8:29PM
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ModMommy
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Grilled.SteezeSubtle instagram plug. Im on to you.


Unintentionally so. Oops.
Dec 20 2014 8:37PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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I mean I've never had a problem with the term
Dec 20 2014 8:59PM
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Sno.
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Anathemai find it more gross when girls say "soaked".

in fact, the thought of girls discussing the amount of fluids they're secreting as a way to characterize the degree to which they are turned on just isn't a pleasant thought at all.

just say you're turned on. otherwise, i'm going to start talking about precum dripplets sticking my dick head to my underpants and then we'll see what's what.


Yeah the word soaked isn't exactly hot either.
Dec 20 2014 9:00PM
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SpookyCat
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theabortionatorTell them about my girlfriend Molly.


Umm... she's imaginary?
Dec 20 2014 9:02PM
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Bagels
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I'm not giving you Karma for this thread, it's already been discussed and a decision has been made.
Dec 20 2014 9:04PM
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arnie_grape
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why do girls hate the word cunt
Dec 20 2014 9:28PM
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Che~
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cabdriverwhy do girls hate the word cunt


Can't Understand Normal Thinking
Cunt
Dec 20 2014 10:18PM
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B.Quincy
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JenniferGarnerUmm... she's imaginary?


Just like your "knowledge"?
Dec 20 2014 11:14PM
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TheBigApple
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I find it hot if a girl tells me she's so wet. Soaked or Moist though are weird terms.
Dec 21 2014 1:14PM
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Bombogenesis
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I like your brand new avatar. Would you like to be pals?
Dec 21 2014 1:16PM
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californiagrown
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If a girl is attractive, smells nice and is DTF, not a whole lot is gonna turn me off...least of all a simple word.
Mar 22 2015 8:54PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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fuck, someone please answer this question. i've wondered the same thing for longer than i can remember.
Mar 22 2015 9:14PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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professor_chaosi fucking hate the word tender


The tender steak was still moist
Mar 23 2015 10:53AM
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freestyler540
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Some chick hate cheese nips because it sounds too much like tits.
Mar 23 2015 12:08PM
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CHORIZO
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Anal discharge
Mar 23 2015 1:18PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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im moist
Oct 24 2019 1:36AM
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fries
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CHORIZOAnal discharge


i remember you chorizo
Oct 24 2019 1:55AM
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iced
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TRVP_ANGELim moist


ur also indiana jones digging up these old threads
Oct 24 2019 3:25PM
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ModMommy
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TRVP_ANGELim moist


Wow i hate myself
Oct 24 2019 3:46PM
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Mingg
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SAM WHY???
Oct 25 2019 10:52AM
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CorporateSkiBum
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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Oct 25 2019 11:49AM
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nmwninjart
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I knew a girl who's last name was Moist. She had a friend that had the last name of Tingley. You bet there were lots of jokes about that friendship
Oct 25 2019 8:00PM
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Elijah.
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From a linguistic perspective, it's because the word contains a dipthong. A dipthong is basically a double vowel sound, where you blend the two vowel sounds together. English doesn't have many of these, so it sounds "wrong" hence our natural dislike of the word regardless of connotation.

And now you know!
Oct 25 2019 8:15PM
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SuspiciousFish
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They have actually done legit psychological studies on this:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2018/05/11/flashback-friday-why-do-so-many-people-hate-the-word-moist/#.XbOWxpJKipo



CorporateSkiBumMoisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

This is lowkey the best post in this thread.
Oct 25 2019 8:44PM
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theabortionator
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theabortionatorPaging KEVTRON


Tell them about my girlfriend Molly.


@KEVTRON

5 years later I have the tools to page you
Oct 26 2019 3:56AM
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CorporateSkiBum
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SuspiciousFishThey have actually done legit psychological studies on this:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2018/05/11/flashback-friday-why-do-so-many-people-hate-the-word-moist/#.XbOWxpJKipo




This is lowkey the best post in this thread.


Gracias!
Oct 26 2019 10:34AM
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dolanslebensraum
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SuspiciousFishThey have actually done legit psychological studies on this:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2018/05/11/flashback-friday-why-do-so-many-people-hate-the-word-moist/#.XbOWxpJKipo




This is lowkey the best post in this thread.


Interesting. I always thought it was girls who hated the word moist because feminists dont want to admit their vaginas lube themselves up getting ready for sex when the see an attractive chauvinist pig man.
Oct 27 2019 5:52PM
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b00mSkis
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icedur also indiana jones digging up these old threads


nice
Feb 19 2020 8:48PM
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ChadThundercock
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Because it makes them horny
Feb 19 2020 9:15PM
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dudesh1t
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ChadThundercockBecause it makes them horny


if you gotting use lube when fucking a bitches cunt, that is a clear indication that her CUNT is no good. the vagina should always be moist and ready to take a cock up it
Feb 19 2020 9:32PM
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ModMommy
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This is a hell of a bump
Feb 19 2020 10:02PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Elijah.From a linguistic perspective, it's because the word contains a dipthong. A dipthong is basically a double vowel sound, where you blend the two vowel sounds together. English doesn't have many of these, so it sounds "wrong" hence our natural dislike of the word regardless of connotation.

And now you know!


This explanation is horseshit and pisses me off. While there are only a handful of diphthongs in the English language, those sounds appear in hundreds of words in the English language. There is no psycho or sociolinguistic connection to diphthongs and our preference for those words.
Feb 19 2020 10:43PM
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