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Why do Girls Hate the Word Moist

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ModMommy
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Everytime I tell a girl my Instagram name she cringes. What is it with girls and this word? Do you dislike it? I honestly don't understand the hate "moist" gets. discuss
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connecticunt
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Because I think of her being moist and that's just uncomfortable.

10 years ago
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Shredsterr
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You ever wonder what word perfectly describes a soppy butthole? You guessed it.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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Paging KEVTRON


Tell them about my girlfriend Molly.
10 years ago
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PungentMelon
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i fucking hate the word tender
10 years ago
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CliffyByro
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because it makes them moist.
10 years ago
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AT-AT
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I dont know what other word one would use... Damp maybe.

But when i hear damp, I think of dark damp basements or caves
10 years ago
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no_steeze
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Because it reminds them of how strange it is that they have a perpetually moist hole in their body that's relatively impossible to close
10 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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Cus im gay and vagina is disgusting
10 years ago
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Daph
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Because we'd rather be soaked. Moist is just kind of half assed.

Also get back to work nerd
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ModMommy
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YoungDaphBecause we'd rather be soaked. Moist is just kind of half assed.

Also get back to work nerd

I AM BACK
10 years ago
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GayWolf420
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idk lol
10 years ago
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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Even more pressing ,

Why do girls hate the word CUNT ?
10 years ago
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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.... Post this to the 'lady grabber' thread , then compare the responses.
10 years ago
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Sno.
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They picture a skeezy instagram
10 years ago
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robbinJAHood
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Because we don't get moist we get wet or soaked. Never heard of someone seriously saying that they are moist lol
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Anathema
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i find it more gross when girls say "soaked".

in fact, the thought of girls discussing the amount of fluids they're secreting as a way to characterize the degree to which they are turned on just isn't a pleasant thought at all.

just say you're turned on. otherwise, i'm going to start talking about precum dripplets sticking my dick head to my underpants and then we'll see what's what.
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Bateman
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Anathemai find it more gross when girls say "soaked".

in fact, the thought of girls discussing the amount of fluids they're secreting as a way to characterize the degree to which they are turned on just isn't a pleasant thought at all.

just say you're turned on. otherwise, i'm going to start talking about precum dripplets sticking my dick head to my underpants and then we'll see what's what.


i've been doing this for years to assert dominance.
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Krotchs_Brother
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Subtle instagram plug. Im on to you.
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ModMommy
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Grilled.SteezeSubtle instagram plug. Im on to you.


Unintentionally so. Oops.
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fghtoffyrdmns
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I mean I've never had a problem with the term
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Sno.
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Anathemai find it more gross when girls say "soaked".

in fact, the thought of girls discussing the amount of fluids they're secreting as a way to characterize the degree to which they are turned on just isn't a pleasant thought at all.

just say you're turned on. otherwise, i'm going to start talking about precum dripplets sticking my dick head to my underpants and then we'll see what's what.


Yeah the word soaked isn't exactly hot either.
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SpookyCat
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theabortionatorTell them about my girlfriend Molly.


Umm... she's imaginary?
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Bagels
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I'm not giving you Karma for this thread, it's already been discussed and a decision has been made.
10 years ago
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arnie_grape
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why do girls hate the word cunt
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Che~
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cabdriverwhy do girls hate the word cunt


Can't Understand Normal Thinking
Cunt
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B.Quincy
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JenniferGarnerUmm... she's imaginary?


Just like your "knowledge"?
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TheBigApple
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I find it hot if a girl tells me she's so wet. Soaked or Moist though are weird terms.
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Bombogenesis
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I like your brand new avatar. Would you like to be pals?
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californiagrown
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If a girl is attractive, smells nice and is DTF, not a whole lot is gonna turn me off...least of all a simple word.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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fuck, someone please answer this question. i've wondered the same thing for longer than i can remember.
10 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
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professor_chaosi fucking hate the word tender


The tender steak was still moist
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freestyler540
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Some chick hate cheese nips because it sounds too much like tits.
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CHORIZO
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Anal discharge
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TRVP_ANGEL
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im moist
6 years ago
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fries
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CHORIZOAnal discharge


i remember you chorizo
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iced
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TRVP_ANGELim moist


ur also indiana jones digging up these old threads
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ModMommy
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TRVP_ANGELim moist


Wow i hate myself
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Mingg
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SAM WHY???
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CorporateSkiBum
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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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nmwninjart
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I knew a girl who's last name was Moist. She had a friend that had the last name of Tingley. You bet there were lots of jokes about that friendship
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Elijah.
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From a linguistic perspective, it's because the word contains a dipthong. A dipthong is basically a double vowel sound, where you blend the two vowel sounds together. English doesn't have many of these, so it sounds "wrong" hence our natural dislike of the word regardless of connotation.

And now you know!
6 years ago
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SuspiciousFish
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They have actually done legit psychological studies on this:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2018/05/11/flashback-friday-why-do-so-many-people-hate-the-word-moist/#.XbOWxpJKipo



CorporateSkiBumMoisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

This is lowkey the best post in this thread.
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theabortionator
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theabortionatorPaging KEVTRON


Tell them about my girlfriend Molly.


@KEVTRON

5 years later I have the tools to page you
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CorporateSkiBum
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SuspiciousFishThey have actually done legit psychological studies on this:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2018/05/11/flashback-friday-why-do-so-many-people-hate-the-word-moist/#.XbOWxpJKipo




This is lowkey the best post in this thread.


Gracias!
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dolanslebensraum
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SuspiciousFishThey have actually done legit psychological studies on this:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2018/05/11/flashback-friday-why-do-so-many-people-hate-the-word-moist/#.XbOWxpJKipo




This is lowkey the best post in this thread.


Interesting. I always thought it was girls who hated the word moist because feminists dont want to admit their vaginas lube themselves up getting ready for sex when the see an attractive chauvinist pig man.
6 years ago
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b00mSkis
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icedur also indiana jones digging up these old threads


nice
5 years ago
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ChadThundercock
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Because it makes them horny
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dudesh1t
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ChadThundercockBecause it makes them horny


if you gotting use lube when fucking a bitches cunt, that is a clear indication that her CUNT is no good. the vagina should always be moist and ready to take a cock up it
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ModMommy
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This is a hell of a bump
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CaptainObvious.
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Elijah.From a linguistic perspective, it's because the word contains a dipthong. A dipthong is basically a double vowel sound, where you blend the two vowel sounds together. English doesn't have many of these, so it sounds "wrong" hence our natural dislike of the word regardless of connotation.

And now you know!


This explanation is horseshit and pisses me off. While there are only a handful of diphthongs in the English language, those sounds appear in hundreds of words in the English language. There is no psycho or sociolinguistic connection to diphthongs and our preference for those words.
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