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Gaper makes edit, thinks lips are jumps.

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Filet-O-Fish
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so there is this kid at my mountain, he wears saga and has a gopro he wears doing POV footage, he made an opening day edit and it is hilariously funny. watch @ 0:40
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/744160/Skiing-Titcomb-Opening-Day--Edit
Dec 19 2014 8:44AM
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.lencon
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The reason I find this funny is because that was me 6 years ago haha. I didn't make the edit tho haha.

But op...what your thread is missing is a poll. I'll do one for you.

What is the banger of his segment?
A) Creek gap
B) Stall on that corrugated feature
C) Mute with no grab on the box
Dec 21 2014 12:23PM
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Dr.DickButt
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JahLiamit's called an iron cross, perhaps a history lesson is needed?


Good job avoiding that sarcasm man, it almost hit you right in the face.
Dec 21 2014 1:27PM
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stinky_cheese
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This kid knows what he's doing.
Dec 21 2014 1:40PM
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EMK
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I want to find the video where dale talkington uses the lip of a rail to do a cork 9 but i can't be arsed.
Dec 21 2014 2:09PM
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John18_6
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EMKI want to find the video where dale talkington uses the lip of a rail to do a cork 9 but i can't be arsed.

even better
Dec 21 2014 3:04PM
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rob.howard.7965
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Exhibit 1:

Titcomb Mountain - The Friendliest Mountain Around

Slogan for op's mountain


Exhibit 2:

Op's posted videos



Op's mum is a gaper.
Dec 21 2014 3:09PM
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EMK
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john18061806even better


What a gaper ha!
Dec 21 2014 3:17PM
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Forest_
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While I agree that we should just give him a break because he is fairly young. Any kids hitting lips for rails as jumps does annoy me a lot.
Dec 21 2014 3:28PM
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MLJ
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I'm all for kids having fun around the mountain and in the park, but I think its really important to learn how to ski the piste properly before moving onto park. Idk, but judging from that video the kid can't even carve, something that everyone trying to learn more advanced tricks should learn to do. I also think that before hitting stuff in the park you should learn by observing/asking. I know that if some 10 year old kid came up to me asking me for advice on park etiquette, I would be more than stoked to help him out.

Sorry for typos I'm on mobile and I'm real tired.
Dec 21 2014 3:45PM
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Dabid
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That is some pretty aggressive skiing putting two on a t-bar like that.
Dec 21 2014 3:46PM
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JTCasper540_MN
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3:25= my favorite part lol
Dec 21 2014 4:17PM
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johnwiechecki
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That's my terminally ill son...he got the GoPro as part of the Make-a-Wish foundation. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you.
Dec 21 2014 4:33PM
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toastyteenagers
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pat_in_the_hatexactly.
who really cares that a young kid doesnt have the same skills as you? Hes out, being active, having fun and learning about editing film. He hasnt done anything to affect you in a negative way. In fact, when he sees you riding thru the park, i bet you he thinks, "Wow, that guy is really good. Wonder if he will give me some tips, or maybe even take a lap with me." But from the intents of this thread, I bet you just glare him down every time he comes close to you.

Everybody Love Everybody


Good point,

but brett fisher
Dec 21 2014 4:49PM
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ChadThundercock
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OP is a fucking dildo, let people have fun and stop being such a goddamn fucker
Dec 21 2014 4:49PM
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.FRY.
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Brett fisher is that you?
Dec 21 2014 9:24PM
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the_moderaper
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Fuck the haters, this shits so funny. Yes the kids a 10 year old having fun and you have to support them and whatnot but holyshit, from the skiing to the editing to the music, I know every thought that went through his head and I'm loling
Dec 21 2014 10:27PM
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SpookyCat
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the_moderaperFuck the haters, this shits so funny. Yes the kids a 10 year old having fun and you have to support them and whatnot but holyshit, from the skiing to the editing to the music, I know every thought that went through his head and I'm loling




And its kids like you who support terrible park ethic for zero reason at all aside from seeming like a 100% positive, 100% all the time, sweet nice guy... what are you and the other chodes in this thread making up for? We should hate on gapers in the park because its dangerous and they ruin features with the stupid crap they do.
Dec 21 2014 10:46PM
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.lencon
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JenniferGarnerAnd its kids like you who support terrible park ethic for zero reason at all aside from seeming like a 100% positive, 100% all the time, sweet nice guy... what are you and the other chodes in this thread making up for? We should hate on gapers in the park because its dangerous and they ruin features with the stupid crap they do.


your posts are stupid. Go home


But really he wasn't "supporting terrible park ethic", he was just laughing at an edit with hardcore dub step and the kid didn't get more than a foot of air. Thats pretty funny no matter who you are. That's not rude it's just funny. We all know we start somewhere and some of us used to be that kid but in no way are we "supporting Terribble park ethic"
Dec 21 2014 10:53PM
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B_dot_chill
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i laughed at 3:12
Dec 21 2014 11:08PM
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APunx176
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kshaughnIt looks like he's like 10 years old and is having fun. Good for him.


Annotations at the beginning that say that he's better than everyone else in his grade makes me think he deserves it though. And that doesn't sound like something that someone who is just trying to have fun would say
Dec 22 2014 1:13PM
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IKEA
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this was hilarious
Dec 22 2014 1:44PM
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APunx176
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how did you accidentally post this 16 times? It got funnier every time I saw the pic though. By the 16th pic i was dying lol
Dec 22 2014 3:06PM
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IKEA
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Just in case somebody missed this post
Dec 22 2014 3:25PM
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tcm.worldwide
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plot twist it's actually OP's edit and he created this tread to get more views
Dec 22 2014 4:27PM
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Ian_Fitz
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Last year I could only do tricks on jumps and was scared to slide rails and only went sideways on boxes. I went off the lips leading up to rails constantly.This year I can hit any rail at my park along with spin on most and throw inverts and spins off medim size jumps. The reason I progressd so fast is because I had friends better then me convincing me to do better. I had a lot of fun last year in fact it was probably the greatist winter I will have. Was I doing bad tricks and being a gapper? yes. Everyone has to start somewhere bro I know the first year u hit the park u weren't pro. I bet if he keeps it up he will be really good in years to come.
Mar 4 2015 12:04PM
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Nachowhoa
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JahLiamit's called an iron cross, perhaps a history lesson is needed?


The iron cross done really looks sick!
Mar 4 2015 12:26PM
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death_grips
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he might be a gaper on the slopes but u r the gaper in your soul
Mar 4 2015 2:11PM
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op14
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As much as I hate kids using lips as jumps, we all have to start somewhere and not everyone is gonna be throwing a 3 their first time off a jump in the park, especially if your mountain doesn't have a beginner park.
Mar 4 2015 3:24PM
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powerbong2000
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PSYCHOTIC!
Mar 4 2015 3:39PM
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mmallender.
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he literally said he is 11 so dont hate right at the start of his edit, and you went off and did just that. good job op. who told you how to follow instructions and the requests of others? youre a dink
Mar 4 2015 5:03PM
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dingus
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There is one of the cheesy posters in my English class that says "Every Expert was once a Beginne," and everytime I see that I think that at one time Tom Wallisch was clicking into his first skis and had no idea what he was doing, but now he slays. Maybe in the future that kid is gonna be better than you and he could teach you but instead you trolled him.
Mar 4 2015 5:53PM
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Lou.
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ya know, although I laughed a lot and he was in fact very very bad, everyone has to start somewhere and I remember the days where I'd go through the park and not hit rails and only do lips so. No hate.
Mar 4 2015 7:40PM
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ryreddy
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This is what it would look like if i made a park edit... But i dont make edits
Mar 4 2015 7:47PM
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PeppermillReno
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I enjoy edits like this of young kids fucking around its cool to see someone stoked and having fun for a few seconds especially when there are some dank spills.

Hopefully the skiier who made it finds this thread and sees most people are giving him props and not hating.
Mar 4 2015 8:36PM
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Cyabski
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Hey that's some good editing skills! And for the skiing, yeah it was amusing because it was so bad. But i used to the exact same thing with the iron cross, then i progressed. Keep up the work kid
Mar 4 2015 8:38PM
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PeppermillReno
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.lenconyour posts are stupid. Go home


But really he wasn't "supporting terrible park ethic", he was just laughing at an edit with hardcore dub step and the kid didn't get more than a foot of air. Thats pretty funny no matter who you are. That's not rude it's just funny. We all know we start somewhere and some of us used to be that kid but in no way are we "supporting Terribble park ethic"


Terribble park ethics and etikit is cool if noone gets hurt and it merely leads to butthurt of poser park rats who spend their time standing around and not shredding. Sometimes bad behavior has good consequences its not gapers who are the most guilty of douching parks up is it?
Mar 4 2015 8:45PM
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