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NS Pirate Ship

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theabortionator
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/boa/4774822938.html

Totally doable if we pool some money. Then we can rape and pillage the high seas in the summer and ski in the winter.

Idk what the fuck pirate ships have to do with skiing but who doesn't want a fucking pirate ship?
Dec 1 2014 10:27PM
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ModMommy
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.Rybak.Yaaaaaaarrrrr nautical wednesdays will become a reality so i can steal sammi amd janes booootyyyy. Yaaaaaarrrrgggggghhh


Wait what
Dec 2 2014 4:58PM
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Phil-X-
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ImmasWait what


He said Yaaaaaaarrrrr nautical wednesdays will become a reality so i can steal sammi amd janes booootyyyy. Yaaaaaarrrrgggggghhh
Dec 2 2014 5:10PM
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Lé.Skiing
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If this does happen next step is going to have to be an NS Private island.

We need a place to hide arrr booty.
Dec 2 2014 5:54PM
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.Rybak.
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ImmasWait what


Phil-X-He said Yaaaaaaarrrrr nautical wednesdays will become a reality so i can steal sammi amd janes booootyyyy. Yaaaaaarrrrgggggghhh


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Dec 2 2014 6:43PM
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Phil-X-
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Lé.SkiingIf this does happen next step is going to have to be an NS Private island.

We need a place to hide arrr booty.


How about this island? heard they get some nice powder

Dec 2 2014 6:58PM
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jfxphoto
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Let's get a Kickstarter going for this!!


God damn that would be a smelly stinky pirate ship full of soggy boots.
Dec 2 2014 7:00PM
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robbinJAHood
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ming can swab the poop deck
Dec 2 2014 7:02PM
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ModMommy
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_JFarrisLet's get a Kickstarter going for this!!


God damn that would be a smelly stinky pirate ship full of soggy boots.


I can do laundry
Dec 2 2014 7:04PM
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Phil-X-
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Where we'll hide da booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dec 2 2014 7:07PM
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GayWolf420
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inb4 the boat gets shot to shit by some countries navy
Dec 2 2014 7:09PM
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Phil-X-
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DeebieSkeebiesinb4 the boat gets shot to shit by some countries navy


We'll just cover it in custom snow machines that cool to absolute 0 and stop projectiles before impact



or we get the bitch from frozen to be our master in arms


(we might need to ditch the sails and get a nuclear generator put in, anyone know a guy?)
Dec 2 2014 7:13PM
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GayWolf420
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idk but my parents hired an electrician over the summer that did a pretty good job, i cant give u his info...
Dec 2 2014 7:39PM
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hamman
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Rum, Snow guns and Pirates ? I'm down
Dec 2 2014 7:46PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Should get a custom figurehead of T-Halls rage face on Ariel's(The little mermaid) body...
Dec 2 2014 8:01PM
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AT-AT
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Count me in capt'n. I need a little time away with a cask of rum.
Dec 2 2014 8:45PM
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robbinJAHood
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I need a tall tee for this
Dec 2 2014 8:46PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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If this happens, im committed to being the drunkest person on the ship, at all times.
Dec 2 2014 8:50PM
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ModMommy
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fghtoffyrdmnsIf this happens, im committed to being the drunkest person on the ship, at all times.


can i be your first mate
Dec 2 2014 8:51PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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Immascan i be your first mate


yarrr
Dec 2 2014 8:52PM
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Phil-X-
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The NS parrot will be Hood Crews Pelican
Dec 2 2014 8:54PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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Phil-X-The NS parrot will be Hood Crews Pelican


YES
Dec 2 2014 8:55PM
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Lé.Skiing
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seeing as a lot of people have mentioned drinking rum and no one has mentioned how to make it.

Here's how to make it: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Rum





Figure we had better get used to making it. Cheaper than buying it by the barrel.
Dec 2 2014 9:00PM
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AT-AT
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Lé.SkiingFigure we had better get used to making it. Cheaper than buying it by the barrel.


As moon-shining may or may not be one of my hobbies, I'll bring the still.
Dec 2 2014 9:06PM
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Wampire
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My facebook has been set in pirate-mode since i got it.

I'm like already half of a pirate.
Dec 2 2014 9:13PM
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.Rybak.
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Immascan i be your first mate


Dont ignore me like we dont have something special.
Dec 2 2014 9:51PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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There might be a mutiny... Badum tisss
Dec 2 2014 9:52PM
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theabortionator
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fghtoffyrdmnsIf this happens, im committed to being the drunkest person on the ship, at all times.


Good luck. If my head clears up you're going to have a tough time with that. Actually if theclap stops by he could probably win "almost heroes" style.

Lé.Skiingseeing as a lot of people have mentioned drinking rum and no one has mentioned how to make it.

Here's how to make it: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Rum





Figure we had better get used to making it. Cheaper than buying it by the barrel.



We're getting a pirate ship, why would we make our own rum? Need more rum, sale to the islands and get it. No money? We're pirates, steal that shit.
Dec 2 2014 9:55PM
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broto
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theabortionatorWe're getting a pirate ship, why would we make our own rum? Need more rum, sale to the islands and get it. No money? We're pirates, steal that shit.




oy mateys i got dibs on not cleanin ye poopdeck.

crows nest cliff jumping edit tho
Dec 2 2014 10:04PM
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Phil-X-
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theabortionatorWe're getting a pirate ship, why would we make our own rum? Need more rum, sale to the islands and get it. No money? We're pirates, steal that shit.


What real modern NS Pirates will be like

Dec 2 2014 10:14PM
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robbinJAHood
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how sick of an edit would that be to jib a fuckin pirate ship
Dec 2 2014 10:19PM
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ModMommy
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savvy_skihow sick of an edit would that be to jib a fuckin pirate ship


Have you seen "Less?"
Dec 2 2014 10:21PM
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.Rybak.
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ImmasHave you seen "Less?"


The ship segment was in my town/claim

I will even snapchat you a picture of the ship tomorrow sometime since i drive by it almost every day.
Dec 2 2014 10:22PM
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robbinJAHood
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.Rybak.The ship segment was in my town/claim

I will even snapchat you a picture of the ship tomorrow sometime since i drive by it almost every day.


send it to me!! xo_savvy
Dec 2 2014 10:23PM
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Wampire
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savvy_skisend it to me!! xo_savvy


thirsty
Dec 2 2014 10:29PM
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Mr.Huck
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ImmasI can do laundry


Or the galley looks perfect for making us all sandwiches.

Dec 2 2014 10:30PM
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.Hugo.
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.Rybak.The ship segment was in my town/claim

I will even snapchat you a picture of the ship tomorrow sometime since i drive by it almost every day.


you live in superior not duluth, wi scum
Dec 2 2014 10:32PM
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.Rybak.
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.Hugo.you live in superior not duluth, wi scum


The ship segment was in superior.... That segment was one of the only things to come out of superior.
Dec 2 2014 10:34PM
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.Hugo.
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.Rybak.The ship segment was in superior.... That segment was one of the only things to come out of superior.


oh i havent watched it. i just assumed it was duluth
Dec 2 2014 10:35PM
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robbinJAHood
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ImmasHave you seen "Less?"


that looks so cool
Dec 2 2014 10:37PM
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.Rybak.
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.Hugo.oh i havent watched it. i just assumed it was duluth


The ship in superior is a lot easier to access and has a lot more things to do on it that won't result in falling into lake superior.
Dec 2 2014 10:37PM
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GayWolf420
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Phil-X-What real modern NS Pirates will be like


lol this
Dec 3 2014 12:13AM
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yuck
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savvy_skisend it to me!! xo_savvy


DICK PICS INCOMING

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Dec 3 2014 10:25AM
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robbinJAHood
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yuckDICK PICS INCOMING

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


rt if u cri evrytiem
Dec 3 2014 10:37AM
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Nacho+
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Who's gonna pay for it? Yoski? Then we can make him walk the plank
Dec 3 2014 10:44AM
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Pill_Cosby
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I call being the butt pirate
Dec 3 2014 10:46AM
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Bateman
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Black-BandannaBannings would be so dramatic.



>does a double cork

"OK you're back in"
Dec 3 2014 11:02AM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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H.Scorpio>does a double cork

"OK you're back in"


Dubs off the plank would be a necessity
Jan 15 2015 1:15AM
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SFB
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SFB.I call being the butt pirate

exkuse mi?
Jan 15 2015 1:20AM
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El_Barto.
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SFB.I call being the butt pirate


Thats pretty gay SFB...even for you
Jan 15 2015 1:28AM
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