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Mom Against Skiing

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JTCasper540_MN
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Hi NS, let me start by introducing my self. I am Jack, I am from minnesota and I am a senior in highschool. The snow and season here are both just starting to fall into place. We have got a decent amount of snow now and I want to make a jib in my backyard. My mom is the only problem, she will not let me build it because of my grades in school (which by the way, are not even that terribly bad, i have all B's and a one or two A's and C's) so she said until i get my first semester report card back in january she will not let me build anything. What should I do?
Nov 16 2014 12:25AM
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cobra_commander
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Parkingplayground....

Damn you are dumb. Maybe your Madre should have spent more time with you and less teaching some bs community college intro to business communications or some shit.
Nov 17 2014 12:32PM
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MeenaSmalls
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imsorryLuckily I don't have a mom

i dotn know if this is a joke or not but if it isnt thats shitty
Nov 17 2014 4:53PM
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danncphedran
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Bring ur jib to a park and build it
Nov 17 2014 4:55PM
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Park.
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cobra_commanderParkingplayground....

Damn you are dumb. Maybe your Madre should have spent more time with you and less teaching some bs community college intro to business communications or some shit.


ok atleast tell me what I said that was so dumb. I tried to explain how even though college is MUCH MUCH harder, highschool is no breeze if you haven't experienced anything harder in your life prior. I think that makes enough sense, or atleast to me it does.
Nov 17 2014 5:14PM
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TheDoughAbides
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D-oh-Double-GSmoke a J in front of school, get kicked out, move to Park City, Change your name to Tanner, become a great skier that everyone looks at and thinks "why is there a homeless man walking through the ski village" and oh I almost forgot, since you dropped out of school, type everything in full caps. ALWAYS.


^this.

Drop out and make sure you ruin your academic career in the process. Your mom will realize that skiing is your only hope for a future and then she'll MAKE you jib allll day long!
Nov 17 2014 5:23PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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build a mean ass donkey dick and lip blind 2 all up in her grill.
Nov 17 2014 5:38PM
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connorwilson
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kill her
Nov 17 2014 5:46PM
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MWG
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TheDoughAbides^this.

Drop out and make sure you ruin your academic career in the process. Your mom will realize that skiing is your only hope for a future and then she'll MAKE you jib allll day long!


Kinda What Tanner Hall Did
Nov 17 2014 9:35PM
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caucasian_chad
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cobra_commanderParkingplayground....

Damn you are dumb. Maybe your Madre should have spent more time with you and less teaching some bs community college intro to business communications or some shit.


We were all like that in high school though, I fully expected him to disagree with me when I made my post.
Nov 17 2014 9:43PM
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Download-My-Apps
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parkplaygroundok atleast tell me what I said that was so dumb. I tried to explain how even though college is MUCH MUCH harder, highschool is no breeze if you haven't experienced anything harder in your life prior. I think that makes enough sense, or atleast to me it does.


Its really just a matter of perspective. I think the example you gave of middle school- high school is fairly accurate. In high school I also though the workload was fairly difficult, I would make excuses to not do things so i could 'study'.

But in reality, you probably don't have THAT much homework. When you are in college or working a full-time career your free time is limited. In high school you have the time do the fun little things like build a rail and hit it. You might as well take advantage of that now, because you might not be able to later.

Yes you have 'new' responsibilities and pressures, but welcome to life.
Nov 17 2014 10:13PM
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Bagina
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Punch her in the nuts
Nov 17 2014 10:15PM
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D-oh-Double-G
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MWGKinda What Tanner Hall Did


That was the joke...
Nov 17 2014 11:28PM
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BrownEyeIn
Posts: 878 - Karma: 456
Tell your mom to
1. Fuck off
Then move out, drop out of school and get a job
2. With money from that job, you can now pay rent, food, car, gas, insurance, ski pass
3. You win

Tanner didnt finish high school. Fuck it
Nov 18 2014 12:10AM
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