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How do you know if someones good?

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Nachowhoa
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How do you know if someones good at skiing ? how do you judge em?
Nov 2 2014 2:26AM
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skier58284
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If they ski black diamonds.
Nov 2 2014 2:34AM
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GayWolf420
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idk bout you but I use my eyes when i try and find out who is a good skier.
Nov 2 2014 2:35AM
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msg
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inb4 the switch, XXXXL jiberish/saga, full tilts, and other assorted garbage comments that belong in a garbage thread
Nov 2 2014 2:42AM
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californiagrown
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If the talk about zones instead of runs.
Nov 2 2014 3:35AM
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shepux
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,629
the switch
Nov 2 2014 3:41AM
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SnowshoeThompson
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size of their penis
Nov 2 2014 5:10AM
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B_K
Posts: 723 - Karma: 1,291
if they are using those fancy twintippers they must be good
Nov 2 2014 5:45AM
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DubV134
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The further forward you lean while standing in ski boots is a direct indicator of skill
Nov 2 2014 7:15AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
By how many sex they have.
Nov 2 2014 7:20AM
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PattyAlpaugh
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,369
Dildo taking abilities
Nov 2 2014 8:25AM
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SKIU4EA
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stucciinb4 the switch, XXXXL jiberish/saga, full tilts, and other assorted garbage comments that belong in a garbage thread



yes... because this thread is anything but that
Nov 2 2014 8:32AM
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
If they are good, you'll see some good stuff
Nov 2 2014 10:01AM
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gabew34
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ask if their spansord by wetzels preztels
Nov 2 2014 10:23AM
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brett_fisher
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depends how stezy they look
Nov 2 2014 11:20AM
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Miomo
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Whether or not they're brett_fisher
Nov 2 2014 11:27AM
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cp_7
Posts: 372 - Karma: 1,301
if they can slide a donkey dick without goat semen to the switch.
Nov 2 2014 11:30AM
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avocado.
Posts: 262 - Karma: 247
there truly is only one way... if they wear fulltilts
Nov 2 2014 1:53PM
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Peter.
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if they wear bike helmets instead of ski helmets they are probably good
Nov 2 2014 3:02PM
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jpastor
Posts: 431 - Karma: 848
Good at what kind of skiing. All over skill, someone can shred park, bumbs, trees, powder, carve groomers.

Or good at these things individually.

Also if someone can ski rally good switch than that really is a good indicator of how good they are. Or at least thats what I think
Nov 2 2014 3:08PM
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johnnyBuz
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If you see someone coppin' hummers on the ski lift
Nov 2 2014 3:10PM
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grant.
Posts: 218 - Karma: 486
It depends on if you mean good at park or a good skier. If they carry themselves well between features and understand the mechanics of skiing they're probably good. I see so many people that can 2 pretzel 2 on a rail but have disgusting form when riding anything outside of the park making it obvious that they learned to ski on a friend's summer set up. Being really good at avoiding falling also seems to be somewhat of an indicator that they're either just in good shape or they have muscle memory/enough experience to stay on their feet.
Nov 2 2014 3:29PM
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SimplyClean
Posts: 556 - Karma: 1,752
Leaning forward in boots all the time when skiing, having edge control, having overall mountain/air awareness, knowing how to fall, can lay down GS carves at ~40mph (forward and switch), etc..

If you have all of the above, then you're usually a well rounded skier. I don't care who is good and who isn't, but never judge someone on their park skiing if you're trying to determine if they're a good SKIER.
Nov 2 2014 3:32PM
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O.Ps-Mom
Posts: 155 - Karma: 147
If they make nuclear powered turbo injected flying bullet shootin music playing dildos
Nov 2 2014 3:33PM
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robotdna
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SimplyCleanLeaning forward in boots all the time when skiing, having edge control, having overall mountain/air awareness, knowing how to fall, can lay down GS carves at ~40mph (forward and switch), etc..

If you have all of the above, then you're usually a well rounded skier. I don't care who is good and who isn't, but never judge someone on their park skiing if you're trying to determine if they're a good SKIER.


This
Nov 2 2014 3:41PM
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undisputed
Posts: 167 - Karma: 98
call em like you fucking see them

if someone is shit tell if their shit, if their good let em know
Nov 2 2014 3:44PM
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MAMERON
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SnowshoeThompsonsize of their penis


agreed
Nov 2 2014 4:26PM
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password1968
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if they can do the switch
Nov 2 2014 4:53PM
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frickindarn
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Does it even matter? I'm the best skier on the mountain. Psych. But really it doesn't matter, who ever is having the most fun is the best skier.
Nov 2 2014 5:39PM
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Brocka_Flocka
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Weather or not they can carve/bend a ski correctly. I don't give a fuck how sick your 4 pretz 2 is but if you can't get down the mountain without sliding your turns in an A-frame, you are a shitty skier.
Nov 2 2014 5:41PM
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gnar_whal
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if they wear jeans and have a gap between their goggles and helmet-- they are good
Nov 2 2014 5:44PM
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Negromancer
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 1,499
The best skiers are those who don't complain about conditions, no matter whether it is ice, powder, or slush they go out there and always try to improve.
Nov 2 2014 5:52PM
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kung_powpow
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hmm well I usually watch them ski
Nov 2 2014 5:54PM
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Julius_Steezer
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im just gonna post what everyones thinking...can they backflip
Nov 2 2014 6:03PM
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JahLiam
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Julius_Steezerim just gonna post what everyones thinking...can they backflip


not a good indicator, tim mcchesney (I think) threw his first backflip last year in "all damn day" and he was still a good skier before that
Nov 2 2014 6:16PM
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nolaan
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 3,684
How people walk in ski boots says a alot, like from the parking lot or up stairs.
Nov 2 2014 6:21PM
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danbrown
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JahLiamnot a good indicator, tim mcchesney (I think) threw his first backflip last year in "all damn day" and he was still a good skier before that


first dub
Nov 2 2014 6:23PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
Julius_Steezerim just gonna post what everyones thinking...can they backflip


Not all skiers are park skiers.
Nov 2 2014 6:30PM
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Chambo
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GoPro on the helmet. Whacking the cornice with poles before dropping.
Nov 2 2014 6:43PM
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alec.munro.12
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if they have a hockey helmet obviously they can triple
Nov 2 2014 6:44PM
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CANBUS
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If they french fry more than they pizza
Nov 2 2014 6:48PM
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speedin
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How well they can rip bumps
Nov 2 2014 6:52PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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usually by there dildo collection
Nov 2 2014 7:07PM
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413Crew
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bruh you sponsored?
Nov 2 2014 7:35PM
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Easy-E
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more stickers on their helmet = more gooder at skiing
Nov 2 2014 7:54PM
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Literature
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Whether or not they're having fun.
Nov 2 2014 8:09PM
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uyghur
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DeebieSkeebiesidk bout you but I use my eyes when i try and find out who is a good skier.


Strange, I use my big toe
Nov 2 2014 9:06PM
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SenditSerg
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how tight their race suit is
Nov 2 2014 9:17PM
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losh
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if they know when to pizza instead of french fry.
Nov 2 2014 9:42PM
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