Hmm... Yeah I definitely shred gnar.
ARE YOU A 'BEAST OF HYPE?'
Well no one has ever called me that... But I've definitely got some swagger.
ALLAH, GOD, OR JAH?
Jah Bleeze the dee mon!
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS, THIS IS THE SALE FOR YOU.
"Hi, I'm the real Tom Wallisch, and I'm here to tell you that stedthekhed is the realest mahf in this business. Buy his shit yo! Maybe it'll make you as good as me some day! Welp, see you later I've got to go take a gopro selfie real quick." -Tom Wallisch
Thanks Timothy, hello fellow Newschoolers around the globe, my name is Sted T. Khed and I'm here to offer you some of the best deals you can find on the interweb. Thats right kids, if you can find a better price you're probably shopping at Wal-Mart.
I really want to drink beer in college, but my bank account told me no. And the only way to please the ATM is to feed it first. And with YOUR HELP, ATM's all across Fort Collins, CO, will be happy to regurgitate green paper all over my wallet.
Let me know what you like, tell me what you want to buy, and remember to praise Jah every day. Rhay Chass.
PRICES ARE NEGOTIABLE
WooOOOooOOooow man! This guy is selling his 2XL Jiberish Stacked crewneck sweatshirt in PRISTINE condition!!
You heard him right, man. I'm parting ways with my purple and orange Jiberish Stacked. Kept behind pressure sealed, bulletproof, Himalayan glass, this crewneck has acted as the centerpiece of my dining room for the past few years. Machine washed once, no tears, stains, or fading. $90 or BEST OFFER
Hell yeah it is.
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Wow, how did stedthekhed get those dope 686 pants to the White House?
Well I'll tell you! In fact, I got them FROM the White House. These are the exact pants that President Barack Obama wore during his 2009 Presidential Inauguration. Now, I know what you're thinking... "Theres no way Obama would sell his pants..." Well fuck you why would I lie about that.
These pants are SIZE XL (~43") No stains, rips, tears, or chocolate melted in the pockets. Only ever worn 2 TIMES on the mountain and 1 TIME by Barack Obama. $75 or BEST OFFER
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This kid must be pro, he knows The HAWK?!? I wish I was as cool as stedthekhed!
Ha ha ha, don't you worry Johnny Smitherton, if you try your hardest you might just be cooler than me some day.
This Penny "Nickel" board has been ridden exclusively by Tony Hawk over the past year. It was the first board that Tony EVER landed a triple flip on, and went on to win the X-Games the next 5 consecutive years riding this very board. Tony gave me this board as a token of appreciation after performing open heart surgery on his close friend and roomate, Randy Lehey, during an emergency plane crash.
Because it was used by Mr. Hawk, it has faced some minor dings and scratches, but nothing substantial. Light blue deck, white trucks, and red wheels. No rust or chips, 2 years old, Boneswiss REDS bearings, and a hefty amount of steeziness. $75 or BEST OFFER.
REMEMBER, PRICES ARE NEGOTIABLE.
Thanks for looking!
(All photos are photos of the actual products taken by the seller, at times photoshopped into unrealistic [yet mostly real] situations for dramatic effect.)
