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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
one of two things:
1) brush your teeth in the shower, its actually pretty tight, and you get somethin else done

2) drink a cold beer in a hot shower ... third most relaxing thing (the first two being sex and fresh snow)




drink hard and die young

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toss your salad outta here
Dec 24 2004 8:43PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
bushing my teeth in the shower what a great idea . the cold beer in a hot shower now thats just amazing.. come up with some more decent ideas man i love it .
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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
Dec 24 2004 8:46PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
take a dump while balancing your checkbook.

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 24 2004 8:51PM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
rub ur belly and pat ur head
Dec 24 2004 8:53PM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
poop in the urinal







Don't take it for granted
Dec 24 2004 8:54PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
I do brush my teeth in the shower sometimes. I have to admit, it's pretty satisfying.



'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon



There's Nothing To It But To Do It.



-Joel
Dec 24 2004 10:54PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Sex is relaxing? To me it's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.





IT'S JUST TRASH BLOWING IN THE WIND!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW COMPLICATED YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IS?!!?!?!?!?!
Dec 24 2004 10:57PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
skiing with music

so great





















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'Theres nothing SPECIAL about being retarded'
Dec 24 2004 11:06PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
i LOVE brushing my teeth in the shower



What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.
Dec 24 2004 11:07PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
you need a new girl





'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G





'the devil only exists beacuse of your belief in him, same goes for that other guy'

- Sage Francis



Dec 24 2004 11:07PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
go bankrupt while balancing your checkbook

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 25 2004 12:46AM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
talk on ns while converting wavs to mp3s
i will stop ragging on the reactors, i promise



fun things like picnicing??? ahaha thats like watching paint dry, sure picnicing would be fun if you invite 6 friends and you all bang the shit out of each other- lateralis



Dec 25 2004 12:49AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Cut your nails while shitting. Both finger and toe nails.
It works out pretty well.

Shit before you shower. Save money on toilet paper if you live on your own.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Dec 25 2004 1:48AM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
managing my rice fields



Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Dec 25 2004 1:49AM
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