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The worst ski of all time.

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toastyteenagers
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Another GT broad question.

whats the worst ski ever?

RULES:
"worst" implies bad sales, bad quality and bad reviews.


so don't say that the after bangs are the worst ski ever because you went mogul skiing in a mine field.

Go nuts
11 years ago
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Crystal.CarvTime is still going, so you can't say "worst of all time" unless you can see into the future. 1 person (Daniel from Ehrwald) used the ski and said they liked them on piste but not off jumps. Not really a review.. but..

Anyway, park skiing and landing switch isn't newschool anymore. It's an Olympic sport, it can be very daunting to the newcomer, it's specialized (in terms of training) and it's injury prone. The founders are fading from the limelight, right? It also wrecks your bases (which is dumb) and urban is flamboyant (imho).

The average NS showboater buys all the stuff and does many of the tricks.. the result... no love back (or not much). Why? They're not best at anything, and they're definitely not the first.

I'm will be claiming OG status with extra wide-body skis and now with crystals. There. And I don't wear Saga either. I'm not waiting for anyone's approval or permission.



What the hell is wrong with you?
11 years ago
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jca
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salomon foil is easily the worst feeling ski ive been on.
11 years ago
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powerbong2000
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crystal.carv is on some next level mt. shasta vibe shit.
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RudyGarmisch
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Crystal.CarvTime is still going, so you can't say "worst of all time" unless you can see into the future. 1 person (Daniel from Ehrwald) used the ski and said they liked them on piste but not off jumps. Not really a review.. but..

Anyway, park skiing and landing switch isn't newschool anymore. It's an Olympic sport, it can be very daunting to the newcomer, it's specialized (in terms of training) and it's injury prone. The founders are fading from the limelight, right? It also wrecks your bases (which is dumb) and urban is flamboyant (imho).

The average NS showboater buys all the stuff and does many of the tricks.. the result... no love back (or not much). Why? They're not best at anything, and they're definitely not the first.

I'm will be claiming OG status with extra wide-body skis and now with crystals. There. And I don't wear Saga either. I'm not waiting for anyone's approval or permission.



I do have to say, your rebellious attitude is very in line with original newschool skiing. There are quite a lot of sheep with our sport currently, and I'm wondering when we'll have newerschooling.
11 years ago
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Fitz_
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Crystal.CarvTime is still going, so you can't say "worst of all time" unless you can see into the future. 1 person (Daniel from Ehrwald) used the ski and said they liked them on piste but not off jumps. Not really a review.. but..

Anyway, park skiing and landing switch isn't newschool anymore. It's an Olympic sport, it can be very daunting to the newcomer, it's specialized (in terms of training) and it's injury prone. The founders are fading from the limelight, right? It also wrecks your bases (which is dumb) and urban is flamboyant (imho).

The average NS showboater buys all the stuff and does many of the tricks.. the result... no love back (or not much). Why? They're not best at anything, and they're definitely not the first.

I'm will be claiming OG status with extra wide-body skis and now with crystals. There. And I don't wear Saga either. I'm not waiting for anyone's approval or permission.



I want the drugs you are on
11 years ago
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Zimmy
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Yeah, thanks, here's another one I just posted to the simple tip thread...


The original SayGay pic seemed incomplete.

Advice I give to myself:
1) You've gotta be rebellious, but you've gotta be smart about it.
2) You want to endanger beliefs, but not yourself.
3) You wanna know what people are thinking (otherwise you're eccentric) but not care about it.
4) You then want to offer a viable alternative... (that's the hard bit)

I think I took those steps in reverse.
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youngdtay
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Crystal.CarvYeah, thanks, here's another one I just posted to the simple tip thread...


I don't like Saga as much as the guy, but why hate on the gays? What did they ever do to you?
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Zimmy
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I don't actively or willingly hate anyone. And I don't judge people who want/are homosexual (in terms of their sexual preference) - but there is that style element which I can highlight or satire.. in terms of rampant (ie in your face) homosexuality which is even looked down upon by many in that community.

Personally I would wear Saga if it was good quality and functional and didn't look that bad (but to me a lot of it does look unappealing.. especially when the wording is so prominent, reminds me of old Stussy gear.)

Anyway, if I say Jimmy Somerville could have recorded this entire clip in Saga gear in a mountain mardi-gras, how would that be hateful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_BNL15OVhM
11 years ago
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SKIU4EA
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what the crystal fuck is going on in this thread?!
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danlyfe
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Crystal.CarvI don't actively or willingly hate anyone. And I don't judge people who want/are homosexual (in terms of their sexual preference) - but there is that style element which I can highlight or satire.. in terms of rampant (ie in your face) homosexuality which is even looked down upon by many in that community.

Personally I would wear Saga if it was good quality and functional and didn't look that bad (but to me a lot of it does look unappealing.. especially when the wording is so prominent, reminds me of old Stussy gear.)

Anyway, if I say Jimmy Somerville could have recorded this entire clip in Saga gear in a mountain mardi-gras, how would that be hateful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_BNL15OVhM


Ive come to the conclusion that this dude is trolling the trolls.
11 years ago
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toastyteenagers
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Crystal.CarvShould I be answering that?

Well, I've got a few head necklaces with crystals tied into it.. a new one with two topaz stones.. one at each temple (on each side of forehead.) It's friggin awesome for staying centered. Also, a green garnet 'heart' stone ..... more info in gallery

....blah.


I'm pretty sure he did some crystals before he posted this
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brend
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The line mastermind or the Salomon suspect.
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snugs
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paul frank skis
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Zimmy
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Beam_erHeartcarve
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Just for fun, if I got some "Heartcarve - worst ski of all time (unless you're on crystal meth.)" stickers printed, would anyone place them on their skis or helmets this season? I can also do T-Shirts etc.

It's just to show how little fucks I give.
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Zimmy
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.. wait isn't it the widest ski of all time with a nose width of 170mm..? What ski is wider?
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Zimmy
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.. or has a shorter radius (5.65m)? This ski should set a Guinness world record.

OG pimp shit.
11 years ago
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radish
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Beam_erHeartcarve
/thread


Nice going lol you've summoned him.

He waits in the shadows for you to mention his hideous gaper ski brand, and pounces on that thread to fill it with bullshit as some form of defense...
11 years ago
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1kewldewd
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Crystal.CarvJust for fun, if I got some "Heartcarve - worst ski of all time (unless you're on crystal meth.)" stickers printed, would anyone place them on their skis or helmets this season? I can also do T-Shirts etc.

It's just to show how little fucks I give.


I would definitely buy a shirt or sticker with that
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Zimmy
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radishHe waits in the shadows for you to mention his hideous gaper ski brand, and pounces on that thread to fill it with bullshit as some form of defense...



I think you need a "Heartcarve - OG pimp shit" sticker on your helmet. Will brighten your life. Unhinge you good and proper.
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Zimmy
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**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2019 at 7:18:16am
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