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Being a part of the itty bitty titty committee my whole life, never thought I would say this, but my boobs are too fucking big. They've been growing at a pretty substantial rate since I got knocked up but now that I lost it, they're fucking leaking and just getting bigger. They just look so fucking stupid on me since I'm short and they literally don't fit on my torso. I never thought I would be pissed about big tits but unless I'm wearing a really tight shirt, I look fat because my now double d's make everything look unflattering. I just want my small boobs back. Small boobs are so underrated.
FBGMHoly shit so she wasn't doing it because she hates you....how did you respond?
Nope! I was like what the fuck are you doing? She tells me she's shaving for her fuck buddy. I was like in my bed?! Why the fuck are dry shaving your snatch in my bed? And she was like i told you I didn't feel like showering. So I was like you have your own fucking bed for that. This is my shit. I have to sleep here and I don't want to sleep in a bed full of your gross ass pubes. And she was like fine I'll clean it up its no big deal. My friends and I do it all the time back home.
At that point I was too pissed to respond rationally and I called her a retarded cunt(I know, probs shouldn't have said that) and I said she was a disgusting fuck. I told her to learn how to use her brain and to respect people's stuff. Andddd she got mad and ran off to her fuck buddy's room
One of my good friends is coming back to Bozeman for a week or two, stoked to see him again. He's pretty good friends with the boy though, so it's gonna be odd hanging with him.
MinggNope! I was like what the fuck are you doing? She tells me she's shaving for her fuck buddy. I was like in my bed?! Why the fuck are dry shaving your snatch in my bed? And she was like i told you I didn't feel like showering. So I was like you have your own fucking bed for that. This is my shit. I have to sleep here and I don't want to sleep in a bed full of your gross ass pubes. And she was like fine I'll clean it up its no big deal. My friends and I do it all the time back home.
At that point I was too pissed to respond rationally and I called her a retarded cunt(I know, probs shouldn't have said that) and I said she was a disgusting fuck. I told her to learn how to use her brain and to respect people's stuff. Andddd she got mad and ran off to her fuck buddy's room
That girl would not have had a chance to even respond if I walked in on that happening on my bed. Nope. Not at all. Dead.
MinggNope! I was like what the fuck are you doing? She tells me she's shaving for her fuck buddy. I was like in my bed?! Why the fuck are dry shaving your snatch in my bed? And she was like i told you I didn't feel like showering. So I was like you have your own fucking bed for that. This is my shit. I have to sleep here and I don't want to sleep in a bed full of your gross ass pubes. And she was like fine I'll clean it up its no big deal. My friends and I do it all the time back home.
At that point I was too pissed to respond rationally and I called her a retarded cunt(I know, probs shouldn't have said that) and I said she was a disgusting fuck. I told her to learn how to use her brain and to respect people's stuff. Andddd she got mad and ran off to her fuck buddy's room
What the a actual fuck!?!?!
I was actually just going to bitch about how gross my roommates are, but this takes the shit cake.
"My friends and I do it all the time" where?!? In what fucking universe!?!?
MinggNope! I was like what the fuck are you doing? She tells me she's shaving for her fuck buddy. I was like in my bed?! Why the fuck are dry shaving your snatch in my bed? And she was like i told you I didn't feel like showering. So I was like you have your own fucking bed for that. This is my shit. I have to sleep here and I don't want to sleep in a bed full of your gross ass pubes. And she was like fine I'll clean it up its no big deal. My friends and I do it all the time back home.
At that point I was too pissed to respond rationally and I called her a retarded cunt(I know, probs shouldn't have said that) and I said she was a disgusting fuck. I told her to learn how to use her brain and to respect people's stuff. Andddd she got mad and ran off to her fuck buddy's room
i would've knocked the bitch out or strangled her with a lamp wire. maybe made her eat her pubes. who does this fucking shit?
Too hyped for this weekend!!! Going to see Hozier in New York City Thursday with my favorite people. Spending Friday exploring the city, then Saturday hanging out with my sister in Queens and going to a comedy show. Its gonna be awesome.
connecticuntNothing pisses me off more than overprotective boyfriends. Like its okay to a point but you don't own me so stop acting like it.
So peeved.
That shit is a total turn off and sometimes leads to worse things. Be careful!
In other news, after living in my apartment for well over 10 years now, I'm officially looking for a new place to live. What people charge for apartments and homes around here is fucking ridiculous. I found a beautiful apartment yesterday within the price range I'm looking at with everything included. Get to the picture of the bathroom that they claim to have renovated....yeah, NO. A pink toilet and matching tub from the 50's is not a renovation. And forget the fact that I have a dog. This should be interesting.
yelselThat shit is a total turn off and sometimes leads to worse things. Be careful!
In other news, after living in my apartment for well over 10 years now, I'm officially looking for a new place to live. What people charge for apartments and homes around here is fucking ridiculous. I found a beautiful apartment yesterday within the price range I'm looking at with everything included. Get to the picture of the bathroom that they claim to have renovated....yeah, NO. A pink toilet and matching tub from the 50's is not a renovation. And forget the fact that I have a dog. This should be interesting.
I'm pretty effing stoked for you! Hopefully some place with more of a yard, is that on the list? And one straight main road off 87 so your bff doesn't get lost? ;)
snwbrdmilfI'm pretty effing stoked for you! Hopefully some place with more of a yard, is that on the list? And one straight main road off 87 so your bff doesn't get lost? ;)
I'm totally shooting for a yard. I'd LOVE to snag a simple 2 bedroom bungalow out of the city. Dont worry though that's only about 5 minutes from where I'm at now. I cannot guarantee a straight main road off the highway though. Use your GPS :)
ERICA.MNHERE TO PICK UP A SKI GURL HOMIE FROM THE AIRPORT AS SHE VISITS FROM SEATTLE AND I HAVE TO PEE BUT CANT LEAVE THE CAR HELP MAKE HER FLIGHT LAND NAOW
The pop and squat is definitely tricky to do in a cell phone lot!! I feel your pain!
There are like 3 skier girls at Sierra on a good day. I got a pass to Boreal this year and went opening day on Friday and there was a fucking pack of them. I never knew so many existed. WHERE DO ALL THE SKIER GIRLS COME FROM AND HOW DO THEY ALL MEET AND FORM SAID PACK??
