I was talking with some people the other day (we were a bit tipsy, which will explain some things to come) and we came across a topic I've managed to avoid in the past. Yes, your date of conception *dun dun dun*. I've never, ever thought about that before because it brings such horrifying thoughts into my mind, but being drunk eased the pain. Nine months before October 8th is...Valentines day! Gross!
that explains, however, why so many people have birthdays near mine. Valentines day.
Now I want you to think about it. Subtract nine months from your birthday, and think about the major events near that time. Parents birthdays, holidays, new years and valentines day especially, Christmas, etc. Post it here, then go throw up!
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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