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If Ski Movies had accurate titles

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Duck_Sauce
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stept: probably gonna go to the hospital
the main idea: Slow motion all the things
you get the idea
Sep 11 2014 6:29PM
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K-Dot.
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This Friday: Turnt up, Titties and T-Hall
Sep 12 2014 7:06PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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Valhalla- Nipples and pow
Sep 12 2014 8:16PM
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joriza.ski
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Less: what happened to all our regulars?
Sep 12 2014 8:19PM
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SpookyCat
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Into the Mind: Skiing without the skiing.

MSP: Unfortunately drugs will not make this anymore entertaining.

Valhalla: Another season of pretending to be hippies because its good for marketing.
Sep 12 2014 9:46PM
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brend
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Not really a movie but- Line Traveling Circus = money machine for line. Think of how many kids buy line skis because they want to be like the tc.
Sep 13 2014 1:19AM
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connorwilson
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Tracing skylines: you're only watching this for detroit
Sep 13 2014 2:44AM
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Jahoe_Stuyve
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NoddardHotdog - soft core porno


Hotdog: the last great ski movie since thirsty
Sep 13 2014 5:02AM
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McLS
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Eye trip: Brainfuck
Sunny: much better than after dark
Few words: please don't cum



Tabarnak Pack: insane shit plus funny ass language
Real skifi: so creatively insane that you'll come to like our skinny jeans style
Sep 13 2014 7:46AM
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gperry1
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The Wallisch Project- You'll think your watching a shredsauce edit
Sep 13 2014 12:02PM
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Bum.Life
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Yearbook: Ingrid Backstrom in cheerleader outfit
Sep 13 2014 6:00PM
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Surfboard
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iLLbiLLyAny WME Movie (post warren miller): Ski movies for people who don't ski
Or just simply... FUCK WME.


And why? Without Warren Miller there would be no such thing as a ski movie.... that means this thread wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for him lol
Sep 13 2014 10:29PM
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Skibumsmith
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TGR Way Of Life: Similar to WME movies in every way minus Johnny Moseley's annoying narration.
Sep 13 2014 10:56PM
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Dig.
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GNAR: people having more fun than you will ever have.
Sep 14 2014 2:11PM
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iLLbiLLy
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HENRYHIBBELNAnd why? Without Warren Miller there would be no such thing as a ski movie.... that means this thread wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for him lol


Warren Miller hasn't had anything to do with WME for a long time and has even publicly spoken against the direction they've gone.

Thus: WME != Warren Miller.
Sep 14 2014 2:17PM
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SpookyCat
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HENRYHIBBELNAnd why? Without Warren Miller there would be no such thing as a ski movie.... that means this thread wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for him lol


The best part about WME is the fans. They claim to love skiing which is why they watch WME movies but they're absolutely clueless about WME itself. One of the many gems is that WME has a gag order on Warren Miller so he can no longer talk in any movies or even have the rights to his own name. WME is the complete opposite of what skiing is about. Its a corporate dog egg.
Sep 14 2014 3:26PM
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Surfboard
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JenniferGarnerThe best part about WME is the fans. They claim to love skiing which is why they watch WME movies but they're absolutely clueless about WME itself. One of the many gems is that WME has a gag order on Warren Miller so he can no longer talk in any movies or even have the rights to his own name. WME is the complete opposite of what skiing is about. Its a corporate dog egg.


I know about all that... I honestly haven't seen any of his stuff since like 2005!
Sep 16 2014 6:04PM
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Easy-E
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Into the Mind: i watched this whole thing for one shitty urban scene.
Sep 16 2014 6:12PM
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Surfboard
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PortskierInto the Mind: i watched this whole thing for one shitty urban scene.


And some badass big mountain skiing... With eagles
Sep 17 2014 9:42AM
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White_Goodman
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St.josephthe 86: theyre not allowed to ski there/ chuck is wearing a ski mask


Ten and Two: Chuck is wearing a ski mask: part 2.. haha but in all serious the movie looks unreal
Sep 17 2014 10:39PM
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