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How to go about banging a girl without getting involed in a relationship

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Dolan.Escobar
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So heres the deal. Im in long distance relationship status with my japanese gf so we are allowed to see other people.

My older brothers gf who is retarded has a younger sister thats a little less hot but is tall and has a banging body.
I know she likes me, but i dont want to get into a relationship with her, mainly because since she is less hot than her older sister (my brothers gf), if i end up going out with her it will make me look inferior.

what do
Aug 26 2014 1:02AM
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Garebear
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Dolan.EscobarIm in long distance relationship status with my japanese gf


Aug 26 2014 1:06AM
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profa_212
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Odd that you think a mentally handicapped women is so attractive.
Aug 26 2014 1:09AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Garebear


Hey, fry is an ns member, he would frown upon your use of him in a meme. Also, you know what i mean, open relationship i think its called
Aug 26 2014 1:10AM
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eheath
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I try to open your threads with optimism that you created something useful when alas another obvious troll thread. You're getting soft dolan.
Aug 26 2014 2:41AM
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Lucky.
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Dolan.EscobarSo heres the deal. Im in long distance relationship status with my japanese gf so we are allowed to see other people.

My older brothers gf who is retarded has a younger sister thats a little less hot but is tall and has a banging body.
I know she likes me, but i dont want to get into a relationship with her, mainly because since she is less hot than her older sister (my brothers gf), if i end up going out with her it will make me look inferior.

what do


japanese chicks have by far the tightest little vaginas
Aug 26 2014 2:44AM
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PhotoGraphic
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Dolan.EscobarSo heres the deal. Im in long distance relationship status with my japanese gf so we are allowed to see other people.

My older brothers gf who is retarded has a younger sister thats a little less hot but is tall and has a banging body.
I know she likes me, but i dont want to get into a relationship with her, mainly because since she is less hot than her older sister (my brothers gf), if i end up going out with her it will make me look inferior.

what do


Here is what he actually means, My Thai lady boyfriend is in a short distance relationship with me so we forbid other people joining in on the gang bang train.

My older brother threatened to call the cops on me if I ever looked at his boyfriend but he has a total banging hood. I know I'm just lost because he looks at me but I don't want to get into a relationship because I'm a Manlet but less hotter than my older brother, if I end up writing this shit on the internet my peers will respect me as a reflection of an appliance in the white ware section. Their hopefully my rightful homeless holy man will open my box of delight.
Aug 26 2014 2:57AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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pussyfooterI try to open your threads with optimism that you created something useful when alas another obvious troll thread. You're getting soft dolan.


dammit trebeck...
Aug 26 2014 2:57AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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PhotoGraphicHere is what he actually means, My Thai lady boyfriend is in a short distance relationship with me so we forbid other people joining in on the gang bang train.

My older brother threatened to call the cops on me if I ever looked at his boyfriend but he has a total banging hood. I know I'm just lost because he looks at me but I don't want to get into a relationship because I'm a Manlet but less hotter than my older brother, if I end up writing this shit on the internet my peers will respect me as a reflection of an appliance in the white ware section. Their hopefully my rightful homeless holy man will open my box of delight.


You wasted part of ur life defecating that detritus in my thread? Shame...
Aug 26 2014 3:01AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Also im competely serious, as always... Was just looking for solid advice...im actually pretty good looking, my mom told me so
Aug 26 2014 3:06AM
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Lucky.
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mother fucker im calling u out dolan for trolling. that thai chick u never fucked, ur relationship is bogus. i wanna see a pic of this bitch
Aug 26 2014 3:14AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Lucky.mother fucker im calling u out dolan for trolling. that thai chick u never fucked, ur relationship is bogus. i wanna see a pic of this bitch


dick face donkey shit cockmaster!
Aug 26 2014 4:50AM
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the_armidilo
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Dolan.Escobardick face donkey shit cockmaster!

This is the worst reply I have ever seen your account should be deleted for even thinking of this
Aug 26 2014 10:31AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Dolan.EscobarAlso im competely serious, as always... Was just looking for solid advice...im actually pretty good looking, my mom told me so


what do you want us to say to this?
Aug 26 2014 11:03AM
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ModMommy
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1. have sex
2. don't use a condom, wimp
3. knock her up
4. ???
5. profit
Aug 26 2014 11:05AM
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tikislice
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OP literally bangs retards
Aug 26 2014 11:22AM
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TomDavies
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Lucky.mother fucker im calling u out dolan for trolling. that thai chick u never fucked, ur relationship is bogus. i wanna see a pic of this bitch


go home lucky
Aug 26 2014 11:33AM
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Huck_Norris
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This kid is such a vagina gaper it's hilarious.


Just give it up OP. Nobody believes you.
Aug 26 2014 11:53AM
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Sno.
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I believe you. But I also agree that pics of both sisters are needed.
Aug 26 2014 12:12PM
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op14
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Dolan.EscobarAlso im competely serious, as always... Was just looking for solid advice...im actually pretty good looking, my mom told me so


Dolan, your trolls have completely fallen off. They suck now. Please stop making threads until you go back to your old ways.
Aug 26 2014 2:21PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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immas1. have sex
2. don't use a condom, wimp
3. knock her up
4. ???
5. profit


you won't do it op
Aug 26 2014 2:37PM
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last_tango
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Dawn you wardorbe and wizard hat and ask that bitch if the rag you are holding smells like cholorform.
Aug 26 2014 2:55PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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the_armidiloThis is the worst reply I have ever seen your account should be deleted for even thinking of this

Ok, a simple no wouldve been fine but...
Huck_NorrisThis kid is such a vagina gaper it's hilarious.


Just give it up OP. Nobody believes you.

Ur just pathetic dude, and you think everyone addicted to opiates dies. Srsly man get a life
mmccarthy14Dolan, your trolls have completely fallen off. They suck now. Please stop making threads until you go back to your old ways.


Why do ppl always think im trolling? i save my trolling for real life. The internet is serz bidnit
Aug 26 2014 3:50PM
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cool_name
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okay i will actually help

step 1 have sex with her
step 2 never talk to her again

optional third step kill her
Aug 26 2014 4:31PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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cool_nameokay i will actually help

step 1 have sex with her
step 2 never talk to her again

optional third step kill her


I cant kill her that would be too obvious
Aug 26 2014 8:54PM
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spaceghostpurp
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Dolan.EscobarMy older brothers gf who is retarded has a younger sister thats a little less hot but is tall and has a banging body.
I know she likes me, but i dont want to get into a relationship with her, mainly because since she is less hot than her older sister (my brothers gf), if i end up going out with her it will make me look inferior.


you are such an asshole. You are in a relationship. If you are not into her then dump her. You shouldnt want to bang other people if your dating someone you really like.
Aug 26 2014 9:06PM
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Sno.
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spaceghostpurpyou are such an asshole. You are in a relationship. If you are not into her then dump her. You shouldnt want to bang other people if your dating someone you really like.


He told her he wanted to see other people.
Aug 26 2014 9:32PM
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toastyteenagers
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nail and bail
Aug 26 2014 10:31PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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impossible to do long term. ultimately, she'll start to get feelings for you even if she says that all she wants is to be fuck buddies. (or you'll start to get feelings for her) seen it a million times.
Aug 26 2014 11:10PM
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jason...
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fuck a girl. don't call her again. find a new girl. repeat.

this shit aint rocket science.
Aug 26 2014 11:16PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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snobunnyHe told her he wanted to see other people.


Well sorta. I told her i wanted her to see other people if somebody nice asks her out etc, but overarching everything she still wants to be with me long term but yeah we live on opposite sides of the planet
Aug 26 2014 11:41PM
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cornholio
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i think theres a 3 times max rule before someone gets attached. u can do it dolan
Aug 26 2014 11:46PM
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skiersupreme
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Dolan.Escobarmy japanese gf

the relevancy of this is questionable.
Aug 27 2014 12:06AM
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skiersupreme
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and just hit it and quit it man
Aug 27 2014 12:08AM
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Sno.
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Dolan.EscobarWell sorta. I told her i wanted her to see other people if somebody nice asks her out etc, but overarching everything she still wants to be with me long term but yeah we live on opposite sides of the planet


was trying to help you out, bud
Aug 27 2014 1:43AM
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