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Got drunk for the first time.

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martockpublicenemy
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So im at my buds house with 4 of my friends and we deiced to go decide to go go get stoned in the woods, ans then we come home amd got pretty drunk im hungovewer as we speak, mewaY JUST THOGHUGT ID TELL U MY STORY. (BY THE WAY IT WAS AWESOME)
lets go skiing
Dec 20 2004 2:46PM
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martockpublicenemy
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O I JUST TURNED 14
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Dec 20 2004 2:47PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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welcome to a long life of alcoholism and AA meetings.
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Dec 20 2004 2:47PM
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yellav
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so... you smoked before you started drinking? kinda weird...
go big or go home
Dec 20 2004 2:47PM
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Tosh
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yea dude good luck in your future your screwed now
Dec 20 2004 2:48PM
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Apple
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that is kinda weird... how much did you drink? I bet you can top it the next time.
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Dec 20 2004 2:59PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i smoked 2 years before i started drinking.
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Dec 20 2004 3:03PM
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skiierman
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Uh-oh. You know what that means don't ya? The big bad police man is going to find you and put you in time-out along with all the other mis-behaving children!





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Dec 20 2004 3:26PM
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martockpublicenemy
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oh i didnt drink much but ir was my 1rt time, about 300ml hard liqour
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Dec 20 2004 3:27PM
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Lauren9
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hahah i don't think i ever have drank that much ^... yay for light weights
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Dec 20 2004 3:32PM
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hucker22
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Dec 20 2004 3:35PM
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martockpublicenemy
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im 115 lbs
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Dec 20 2004 3:36PM
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Lateralis
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i drink till im about to puke



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Dec 20 2004 3:37PM
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skiierman
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Still that isn't much at all. How much is one shot?





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Dec 20 2004 3:52PM
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martockpublicenemy
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30ml^
lets go skiing
Dec 20 2004 4:00PM
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skiforhead
Posts: 101 - Karma: 12
WHY? ITS JUST A WASTE OF YOURSELF, THERE IS SO MUCH OTHER STUFF TO DO THAN GET DRUNK AND STONED

pray for snow
Dec 20 2004 4:03PM
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martockpublicenemy
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cuz there is no snow at r hill, plus i prolly wont do it again till like june

lets go skiing
Dec 20 2004 4:08PM
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Capt.Flannel
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your officialy cool now. Well done.




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Dec 20 2004 4:09PM
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KingShit
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You dint take 10 shots, and if you did you would of been in the hospital getting your stomach pumped you fag...

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Dec 20 2004 4:45PM
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highfive
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lol


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Dec 20 2004 4:53PM
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Irotate360
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nah its poss. sounds funny.









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Dec 20 2004 5:01PM
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Kid
Posts: 58 - Karma: 23
You are a loser. Who goes on newschoolers and tells everyone that they got drunk for the first time. Do you want an award? A trophy..?
Dec 20 2004 5:17PM
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Apple
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well, there are awards givin out by people on this site. maybe he wanted one of them... althought i cant for the life of me figure out why.
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Dec 20 2004 5:20PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
yah seriously, i dont care if u got drunk, or whatev. y post it if no one cares. I don't come home from school every day and make posts like I SAW A DOG TODAY!!!! OMG! unless the dog was snorting coke while fucking another dog on the front steps of a church
Dec 20 2004 5:27PM
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s5
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
Hint: hit Puberty before you start drinkin and smokin dope.
Dec 20 2004 5:28PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
or just dont do it at all
Dec 20 2004 5:38PM
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1337chronic
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smokin weed is pretty good for me because before I did it i would freak out over things that I didnt really need 2, but after I did it I was super chill about it and I wouldnt let shit get 2 me.
Dec 20 2004 5:49PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
hahaha 10 shots... you must have been plastered....or dead
Dec 20 2004 6:23PM
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DynastarriderGP
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Masterbating is better.
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Dec 20 2004 6:27PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
14 and drinking and smoking. I see a great life ahead of you. The kids that start early always get fucked later. I remember the kids who thought they were cool doin that shit when we were younger. haha, its funny to look at the state their in now. I know that sounds cliche but its totally true, kinda crazy how it all came together in the end really.
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Dec 20 2004 6:30PM
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duhamelski
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i could believe 10 shots. u must have been pretty fucked up but if ur heavy weight then its believable. i was with some kid who drank like 12 and he almost had to go to the hospital. he was puking everywhere and then passed out. he said it wasnt eevn that fun. haha, what a loser.
Dec 20 2004 6:32PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
>> its only been 3 years since they started and theyre still messed up
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Dec 20 2004 6:32PM
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From_Hell
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haha, i agree with high-five,
you're the coolest buddy, i'm glad your braggin about that one, lol
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Dec 20 2004 6:40PM
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CORKED
Posts: 320 - Karma: 16
duhamelski, he said he was like 115 pounds so yeah. i think 10 shots woulda rocked his world. i've seen heavyweight drinkers put down 25 in an hour though, true they passed out 30 minutes later but they did it

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Dec 20 2004 7:10PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
kids are smoking and drinking younger and younger now... I've seen kids in elementry who smoke
Dec 20 2004 7:25PM
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Flying_FIsH
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wow...why is everybody freaking??? i started drinking at 14 like most of the people around here and we're not alcoolics...






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Dec 20 2004 8:02PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
300ML? how close to a 5th is that?




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Dec 20 2004 8:06PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 740
i really dont think anyone cares.
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Dec 20 2004 8:07PM
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Sokiem
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You dint take 10 shots, and if you did you would of been in the hospital getting your stomach pumped you fag...

I assume you are talking for a first time drinker...

I can pretty easily put away 10 drinks(whether that be a shot or beer). After 20 things begin to get pretty blurry though.
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Dec 20 2004 8:12PM
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TeenageWasteland
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yea no first timer can take 10 shots, bullshit
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Dec 20 2004 8:23PM
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Enthuzed
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haha 300 ml hahahahahahahaha no aaahahahhahha 115 lbs thats like less than me hahahahah hahaha
ahahahhah ahahah ahahah ahaha id be dead
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Dec 20 2004 8:26PM
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Baker
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you guys are such stupid pussies. 300mL is less than half a fifth(fifth=750mL). Ten 1oz shots equals about 7 beers. That will get a lightweight first-timer pretty smashed, but still coherent and way far away from being hospitalized. You guys need to stop listening to that DARE propoganda.


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Dec 20 2004 8:29PM
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Enthuzed
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im in MADD of course
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Dec 20 2004 8:30PM
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davidh
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I'm guessing 300ml for a first timer who weighs 115 is bullshit. Maybe you had ten, but you prolly threw 5 of them back up. You would simply be too fucked to breath, plus you wouldnt be able to think the next day due to your mad hangover. I'm callin bullshit as well.
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Dec 20 2004 8:32PM
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Trash
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I'm 13 and I can drink 2 beers and a glass of wine. Is that good for my age?!!! Can I get sponcered?!
Dec 20 2004 8:43PM
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k2skierec
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
yeah i started drinking around then and i'm fine only do it when i'm at parties anymore and i only have a few to relax i've eased up a little bit since i had a horrible expierience never want to drink vodka again.
Dec 20 2004 8:46PM
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highfive
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i hate people who have 'bad experiences' and never wanna do shit again. when i go through some bad shit, at least i know that next time it wont be as bad. its called growing from your experiences, its good for you, really.
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Dec 20 2004 8:54PM
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Sokiem
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Highfive, i feel his pain. Not about vodka but i can't drink goldslager ever again. I just can't stand the smell and taste of it.
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Dec 20 2004 9:01PM
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highfive
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lol, we should make a traumatic experiences with liquor thread, that would be hilarious to listen to people's stories.
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Dec 20 2004 9:03PM
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J.D.
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^Let's just say I will never bring Doritos to a party I intend to get hammered at again. Anyways, I don't see why people are ripping ont he kid, especially Jarrett. I mean, I alsmost expect it from the masses of NS, but... What the fuck? You made a cult for the EXPRESSED PURPOSE of avoiding 'hate for no reason' posts, and here you are spewing bile? My eyebrow is officially raised.

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Dec 20 2004 9:50PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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^ someoene stole his icon. it wasnt jarrett.
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Dec 20 2004 9:53PM
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