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What turned you on today?

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El_Barto.
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What got your blood flowin today? You know, those times when the milf at the grocery store is bending down and get a peek at her sweater cows in her low cut tank top.

What gave you a chub today?
11 years ago
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Lucky.
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the nude your mum sent me
11 years ago
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Titus69
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Ur mum in me bed this morning
11 years ago
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ABalls
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More like what didn't give me a chub today
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CaptainObvious.
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The little yellow boy writing lines on the chalkboard.
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El_Barto.
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ABallsMore like what didn't give me a chub today


loool

those first two responses were cold brahs
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Barefootin_Fiend
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water ski tournament = hundreds of girls running around in bikinis. thank god for mirrored sun glasses.
11 years ago
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Sno.
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when I opened the refrigerator, the stainless steel handle brushed past my nipple and I was in a cold, wet, swimming suit top.
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CaptainObvious.
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snobunnywhen I opened the refrigerator, the stainless steel handle brushed past my nipple and I was in a cold, wet, swimming suit top.


This.
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skier58284
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OP of course
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skiersupreme
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el bartos prego sister
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Chunter
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TheSeaCaptainThe little yellow boy writing lines on the chalkboard.


What was an Asian doing in trouble?
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El_Barto.
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ChunterWhat was an Asian doing in trouble?


The lines were clearly the answer to some type of advanced math problem
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eheath
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Not sure if this thread topic is a "positive member contribution"
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El_Barto.
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pussyfooterNot sure if this thread topic is a "positive member contribution"


Its generating a fun, light hearted nom skiing related conversation. I think allowing people to joke around without being mean to each other is a positive contribution.

What turned you on today Eheath?
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eheath
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El_Barto.Its generating a fun, light hearted nom skiing related conversation. I think allowing people to joke around without being mean to each other is a positive contribution.

What turned you on today Eheath?


Lol I was quite excited for your response and you didn't disapoint.

I'm not sure you understand what positive means, but it's okay.
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El_Barto.
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pussyfooterLol I was quite excited for your response and you didn't disapoint.

I'm not sure you understand what positive means, but it's okay.


k...back to the thread
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SmotSmoke
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After finishing two fifths I went in the strip for the first time with these two girls and I convinced them to get up there and dance and we got kicked out and I was throwing so many bills around. I made it rain.

I don't think I am going, I saw some pussy though.
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skier58284
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El_Barto.k...back to the thread


OP, you still have to answer your own question.

Also, goats. If goats don't turn you on, there is something very wrong with you.

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ABalls
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Your post about the beagle made me realize that you are a caring and fun-loving human being. You have my full support for both motm and for the skis. Good luck to you.
11 years ago
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ThaLorax
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MILF came in to work today that couldn't have been any older than I am (25) in a short jean skirt and blouse. Needless to say, she dropped her change and her boyfriend caught me watching her try to pick it up. I have him a wink and told him to enjoy his night more than me.
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.Hugo.
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pussyfooterNot sure if this thread topic is a "positive member contribution"


I mean even if this thread wasnt a "positive contribution" its still not breaking any rules of the agreement. But I think8nk mist members would agree this is a positive thread
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.Hugo.
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As for what turned me on...

On my way into work today I saw a young lady jogging in spandex booty shorts and a spandex top that was way too small for her tig ol bitties
11 years ago
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Mr.noodle
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My dad
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Mr.noodle
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My dad
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b-kul
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twice huh?
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Mr.noodle
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b-kultwice huh?


Yeah, he's pretty cute
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JTCasper540_MN
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the internet
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HamFaceGirl
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pussyfooterNot sure if this thread topic is a "positive member contribution"


I agree, I'm paging Bishop

Have fun in jail Barto
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BeeRad
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Applesauce


I put my penis in applesauce
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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Titus69Ur mum in me bed this morning


Aren't you like 12? Your dick probably hasn't started working like that yet.
11 years ago
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pigglywiggly
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Niykee Heaton. Waiting for the day those nudes come out.
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Espen519
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BeeRadApplesauce


I put my penis in applesauce


Wow.
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BeeRad
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Espen519Wow.


You like that?
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El_Barto.
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BeeRadYou like that?


guilty
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.FRY.
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barto
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BeeRad
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El_Barto.guilty


I'm giving you +k for making me lol like crazy
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Espen519
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BeeRadYou like that?


Just think we may be soulmates
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BeeRad
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Espen519Just think we may be soulmates


I knew that a long time ago baby
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bakedpow
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this thread got me rock solid. not sure why.
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BeeRad
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Bakerpowthis thread got me rock solid. not sure why.


I've had an erection for longer than 8 hours and have not called a doctor! I love CIALIS!!!!
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715.
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pigglywigglyNiykee Heaton. Waiting for the day those nudes come out.


10/10 because Niykee is the definition of perfection
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CaptainObvious.
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pigglywigglyNiykee Heaton. Waiting for the day those nudes come out.


Omg...thank you
11 years ago
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Dolan.Escobar
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Nobody is wearing yoga pants. No girls at least
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rballs_
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Aunt Jemima

11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Went riding with a guy today, and he took it shirt off when it rained.
It's the simple things really.
11 years ago
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BeeRad
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The referenced post has been removed.


Tbh there should be an entire thread devoted to Psych references
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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My alarm clock
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