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When will people start noticing me

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CalvinStork
Posts: 163 - Karma: 2,082
i know im gonna be the next big thing but when will people start noticing and sponsoring me? im the next tom wallisch but nobody knows me. tips? plus karma
Jul 29 2014 8:38PM
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rballs_
Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,992
This helped me get incredibly famous:
1. Buy gun!
2. Load gun!
3. Put gun in mouth!
4. Pull trigger!
Hoped this helped.
Jul 29 2014 8:53PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
normally id say something mean but this is such a bad troll thread that im not even going to make the effort
Jul 29 2014 9:01PM
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Z_Benesch
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 2,683
you sicken me OP
Jul 29 2014 9:11PM
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basedjase
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 640
.Hugo.normally id say something mean but this is such a bad troll thread that im not even going to make the effort


/thread
Jul 29 2014 9:44PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,818
PM Clark~G for tips
Jul 29 2014 9:46PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
NEVER
Jul 29 2014 10:07PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
get good
Jul 29 2014 10:22PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
rail jams
videos
patience
Jul 29 2014 11:49PM
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.Witta
Posts: 114 - Karma: 262
they'll start noticing you when you stop making shitty threads
Jul 30 2014 12:29AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
try breaking the trail, doing something nobody has seen before. something that if you did it, it would change skiing forever. like sticking a ski pole in your ass.
Jul 30 2014 12:37AM
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DP*
Posts: 2872 - Karma: 1,064
Change your name. No Calvin is going pro.
Jul 30 2014 12:53AM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
CalvinStorki know im gonna be the next big thing but when will people start noticing and sponsoring me? im the next tom wallisch but nobody knows me. tips? plus karma


Great! It takes a lot of courage and strong powerful beliefs before admitting one. I think it's better to show it off the real you. Join in a competitions, etc so you'll get famous. Then after that, you will one get sponsors and will become popular!
Jul 30 2014 1:11AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
BeefiestExpertrail jams
videos
patience


all you need is 1 video these days, you drop a mega hammer, people will recognize
Jul 30 2014 7:44AM
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N.L.
Posts: 2420 - Karma: 2,744
dude, get a coach, you have to get a coach.
if you hire me, i will make you famous in one video, like mentioned^
coach nick says: send doubleflip to rail, post video of landing or not, instafame for one week.
Jul 30 2014 8:48AM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Normally I would be all over this. This thread is worse than any thread I have ever imagined or put up myself. You probably dont even ski...
Jul 30 2014 9:01AM
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ReptarYolo
Posts: 13 - Karma: 1,026
CalvinStorki know im gonna be the next big thing but when will people start noticing and sponsoring me? im the next tom wallisch but nobody knows me. tips? plus karma


Ski backwards. It'll get you bitches and sponsors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-fnYWc6RpM
Jul 30 2014 10:23AM
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,906
Make a Porno
Jul 30 2014 10:34AM
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jkelly
Posts: 430 - Karma: 991
Get a Gopro you fucking retard.
Jul 30 2014 10:39AM
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CalvinStork
Posts: 163 - Karma: 2,082
im really good tho and i know im gonna be pro
Jul 30 2014 11:29AM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
CalvinStorkim really good tho and i know im gonna be pro


YEah your right...I should have looked at your profile icon. Says right there your a pro! lol
Jul 30 2014 1:11PM
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Mrworm10
Posts: 2707 - Karma: 4,229
https://www.newschoolers.com/membervideo/705092.0/How-to-clear-the-landing?s=198433&t=6&o=8

Next Tommy Walnuts eh? Whatever you say.
Jul 30 2014 2:40PM
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shred.stickz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 1,715
ReptarYoloSki backwards. It'll get you bitches and sponsors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-fnYWc6RpM


Definitely this. I was told that The Switch is a dangerous maneuver, but it gets all the bitches.
Jul 30 2014 4:24PM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Jul 30 2014 4:25PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
How to get famous:

try.

give up.

you are now famous congrats
Jul 30 2014 4:28PM
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TheDetectives
Posts: 634 - Karma: 1,472
go to chads gap

set everything up

get a camera crew (like and expensive one)

the day b4 the shoot, kill yourself
Jul 30 2014 5:55PM
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tomPietrowski
Posts: 7099 - Karma: 17,043
ndyeall you need is 1 video these days, you drop a mega hammer, people will recognize


1 video alone won't get you any sponsors though. It will get you on people's radar and then if you can follow that up with good results and future videos you may then get hooked up.
Jul 30 2014 8:34PM
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.Witta
Posts: 114 - Karma: 262
CalvinStorki know im gonna be the next big thing but when will people start noticing and sponsoring me? im the next tom wallisch but nobody knows me. tips? plus karma


CalvinStorkim really good tho and i know im gonna be pro


1. no your not going to be pro, because you suck

2. your not good

3. you'll never be as good as tom wallisch

your videos are proof that you are shit
Jul 31 2014 12:34AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
You spelt Spancered wrong homie
Jul 31 2014 12:54AM
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Mrworm10
Posts: 2707 - Karma: 4,229
OP I finally found you a sponsor!
Jul 31 2014 1:20AM
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Breaking_Rad
Posts: 478 - Karma: 1,088
I think the quickest route is to grow a totally killer beard. Then film yourself doing totally gnarly tricks and showcase said beard. If beard+planks can land near gucci plateau +1 to fame.
Jul 31 2014 2:05AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Hello, I am a local Nigerian prince and am looking for young boys to invest in their skiing ability. I have chosen to pick you as I believe you show lots of promising outlook. Please send me your credit card details and I will wire you 10k per month so you can ski. All you have to do in return is ski on our skis and promote our product.
Jul 31 2014 4:53AM
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tvonny
Posts: 209 - Karma: 660
more hate please
Nov 3 2014 10:10PM
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