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Dare/prank ideas to play on freshers.

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straightlining
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My residential college is having our traditional night of mid-year debauchery and drunkenness tonight. The guys and girls are split up and have separate bar crawls.

Now I'm a senior resident of the college, and thus I have the authority to make the First and Second years do truly hideous things.

So I want the fucked-up souls who seem to populate NS to give me their ideas for things we can make the first years do.
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.MASSHOLE.
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in b4 pee in their butts.
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.FRY.
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human centipede
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.Hugo.
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Have the dudes suck your dick. That'd be so gay of them
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soulskier
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^exactly what I came here to say
11 years ago
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frickindarn
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Murder.
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Scaredwhiteboy
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My issues with this post:

1. What the fuck is a residential college?
2. It's the middle of summer. Stop talking about school.
3. "Freshers"
4. "First and second years" - It's a step up from "freshers" but c'mon
5. Stop calling people "souls." You're not cool. You're not unique. You just suck.
6. "The guys and girls are split up" - The fact that you went out of your way to bring this up even though it's completely irrelevant to the rest of the post tells me this is a point of pride for you. You should make the freshman take viagra and mud-wrestle eachother; that's clearly what you want.

In conclusion, I hate you.
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JAHpow
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ScaredwhiteboyMy issues with this post:

1. What the fuck is a residential college?
2. It's the middle of summer. Stop talking about school.
3. "Freshers"
4. "First and second years" - It's a step up from "freshers" but c'mon
5. Stop calling people "souls." You're not cool. You're not unique. You just suck.
6. "The guys and girls are split up" - The fact that you went out of your way to bring this up even though it's completely irrelevant to the rest of the post tells me this is a point of pride for you. You should make the freshman take viagra and mud-wrestle eachother; that's clearly what you want.

In conclusion, I hate you.


/wrest
11 years ago
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JAHpow
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JAHpow/wrest


/wrekt

Oh autocorrect
11 years ago
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
JAHpow/wrekt

Oh autocorrect


Self wrekt. That's hot.
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straightlining
Posts: 239 - Karma: 140
ScaredwhiteboyMy issues with this post:

1. What the fuck is a residential college?
2. It's the middle of summer. Stop talking about school.
3. "Freshers"
4. "First and second years" - It's a step up from "freshers" but c'mon
5. Stop calling people "souls." You're not cool. You're not unique. You just suck.
6. "The guys and girls are split up" - The fact that you went out of your way to bring this up even though it's completely irrelevant to the rest of the post tells me this is a point of pride for you. You should make the freshman take viagra and mud-wrestle eachother; that's clearly what you want.

In conclusion, I hate you.


1. It's pretty much a dorm.
2. Not where I live, right in the middle of winter
3. deal with it.
4. See Above.
5. I respect your opinion, but whatever
6. The event's called Bucks and Hens, we all reconvene at the end of the night, and then... y'know.
It's kinda like stretching an elastic band, you let it go and it snaps back together.
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theBearJew
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straightlining5. I respect your opinion, but whatever


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GayWolf420
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the amount of douchechills i got from reading the word "freshers" could freeze hell over.
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